http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/166389 en-US 60 <p>You: What fruit confuses monkeys?<br /> <br /> Person: What?<br /> <br /> You: Blueberries!<br /> <br /> Person: I don't get it/ Huh? / Wtf?<br /> <br /> You: See! You're confused!</p> Sun, 16 Nov 2008 18:40:50 +0800 sgforums.com:2223:166389:8578135 orange-footsteps http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/166389 <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by blahblackshit:</div> <div class="quote_body"> <p>i got a funny one...</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>zebra and rabbit r deeply in love so 1 day zebra propse to rabbit...&nbsp; rabbit reply sae i will go back ask my mum...&nbsp; rabbit mum heard that she wanna married zebra she protest! why???</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>Ans:<span style="color: #ffffff;">she sae that guys wif tattoo are bad !</span></p> </div> </blockquote> <p>This gave me a terrible headache. I got to sleep now.</p> Wed, 01 Oct 2008 23:16:15 +0800 sgforums.com:2223:166389:8442967 donex http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/166389 <p>other than going to k, which place is good for singing?</p> <p>Ans: Plaza Sing (SINGAPURA)</p> Wed, 24 Sep 2008 11:06:03 +0800 sgforums.com:2223:166389:8425100 AEW5001 http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/166389 <p>There is some thing in the middle of the earth, wat's do you call that?</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>Xiao ming's Dad bought a new globe for Xiao ming and wanted to drill a hole through the globe but he failed. Why?</p> Tue, 23 Sep 2008 13:47:08 +0800 sgforums.com:2223:166389:8422680 WickedZord http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/166389 <p>lol maybe i ask wat monkey luv to eat?</p> <p>Ans not BANANA!</p> Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:02:26 +0800 sgforums.com:2223:166389:8385994 AEW5001 http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/166389 <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by wishboy:</div> <div class="quote_body"> <p>i got 1 qn, dunno whether got post before anot<br /> <br /> Bread and Coffee, which one is noisier?<br /> <br /> <span style="color: white;">Ans: Bread<br /> cos Breadtalk and Kopitiam</span></p> </div> </blockquote> <p>bread talk, kopi-diam</p> Sat, 30 Aug 2008 19:48:33 +0800 sgforums.com:2223:166389:8356809 sand king http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/166389 <p>lols so many jokes let's seeee</p> Sat, 30 Aug 2008 19:34:36 +0800 sgforums.com:2223:166389:8356790 Dylan019 http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/166389 <p>any more qian bian jokes?? i love it so much man.. pls post more..</p> Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:49:26 +0800 sgforums.com:2223:166389:8328193 carzygoul http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/166389 <p>bored =D</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> Sun, 03 Aug 2008 14:40:42 +0800 sgforums.com:2223:166389:8285112 93'guy http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/166389 <p>wah i tink i m the last one in tis topic... i&nbsp; so so so late...zzz can anyone answer me? i m a lamer too...<img src= "/images/emoticons/kde-3.5.8/BoxedEmoticonSet/confused.png" alt= "confused.png" /></p> Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:46:07 +0800 sgforums.com:2223:166389:8276584 blahblackshit http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/166389 <p>i got a funny one...</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>zebra and rabbit r deeply in love so 1 day zebra propse to rabbit...&nbsp; rabbit reply sae i will go back ask my mum...&nbsp; rabbit mum heard that she wanna married zebra she protest! why???</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>Ans:<span style="color: #ffffff;">she sae that guys wif tattoo are bad !</span></p> Mon, 28 Jul 2008 11:25:48 +0800 sgforums.com:2223:166389:8270781 blahblackshit http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/166389 <p>cus baby no teeth? lol</p> Mon, 21 Jul 2008 18:59:58 +0800 sgforums.com:2223:166389:8256644 SBS7484P http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/166389 <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by whereismyrib:</div> <div class="quote_body"> <p>Why is fish cunning ?<br /> Ans: <span style="color: #ffffff;">cos yu pian mi fen (fish lie to bee hoon) actual :fish beehoon</span><br /> <br /> <img title="Laughing" src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" /> <img title="Laughing" src= "/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" /> <img title="Laughing" src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" /><br /> <br /> Why Zhou Jie Lun Cross the Street Kana fine by police?<br /> Ans: <span style="color: #ffffff;">Cos Jay Walking actual :english name is Jay Chow</span><br /> <br /> <img title="Laughing" src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" /> <img title="Laughing" src= "/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" /> <img title="Laughing" src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" /><br /> <br /> How does a fish laugh?<br /> Ans: <span style="color: #ffffff;">HE HE HE</span><br /> <br /> <img title="Laughing" src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" /> <img title="Laughing" src= "/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" /> <img title="Laughing" src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" /><br /> <br /> Which animal should you look for if you're unable to open a bottle cap?<br /> Ans: <span style="color: #ffffff;">peac ock, cos kong que kai ping (peac ock open bottle)</span><br /> <br /> <img title="Laughing" src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" /> <img title="Laughing" src= "/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" /> <img title="Laughing" src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" /><br /> <br /> Why baby don't need to brush teeth?<br /> Ans: <span style="color: #ffffff;">cos bei bi wu chi (baby no teeth) actual :despicable</span></p> </div> </blockquote> <p>LOL! I think the baby one is the cutest la</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:24:21 +0800 sgforums.com:2223:166389:8212260 gonewith3wind http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/166389 <p>hmmm let's seeeeee</p> Mon, 23 Jun 2008 16:45:30 +0800 sgforums.com:2223:166389:8189002 Dylan019 http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/166389 <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by whereismyrib:</div> <div class="quote_body"> <p>How many Brothers does Aladdin have?<br /> <img src= "http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c22/whereismyrib/ques-qb.jpg" alt="image" /><br /> Ans:<br /> <br /> <img src= "http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c22/whereismyrib/ans-qb.jpg" alt="image" /><br /> <br /> <img title="Laughing" src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" /> <img title="Laughing" src= "/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" /> <img title="Laughing" src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" /></p> </div> </blockquote> <p>Yi is not written like this. That is Ji.</p> Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:07:31 +0800 sgforums.com:2223:166389:8138160 cyberr1981 http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/166389 <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by alleggerita:</div> <div class="quote_body"> <p>1. Barcode</p> <p>2. Bangla(dash).</p> <p><img src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt= "icon_lol.gif" /></p> </div> </blockquote> <p>U are correct, but the second answer shld be 赛（sai) 跑</p> <p><img src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt= "icon_lol.gif" /></p> <p>The bangladash answer is when bangla run across the road.</p> Tue, 03 Jun 2008 10:31:55 +0800 sgforums.com:2223:166389:8136048 Miss Tiny http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/166389 <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by Miss Tiny:</div> <div class="quote_body"> <p>1. What do u call a bunch of banglas standing against a white wall?</p> <p>2. What do u call a bunch of banglas running a race?</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>1. Barcode</p> <p>2. Bangla(dash).</p> <p><img src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt= "icon_lol.gif" /></p> Tue, 03 Jun 2008 01:01:49 +0800 sgforums.com:2223:166389:8135527 alleggerita http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/166389 <p>1. What do u call a bunch of banglas standing against a white wall?</p> <p>2. What do u call a bunch of banglas running a race?</p> Mon, 02 Jun 2008 16:02:59 +0800 sgforums.com:2223:166389:8133800 Miss Tiny http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/166389 <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by xuanii:</div> <div class="quote_body"> <p>1. cos the mouse driving a harley davinson [not sure how to spell... sorri]&nbsp; bike!!! =]</p> <p>2. cos the cat saw the bike park outside of the fridge~</p> <p><img src="/images/emoticons/kde-3.5.8/set1/tongue.png" alt= "tongue.png" />&nbsp;<img src= "/images/emoticons/kde-3.5.8/set1/wink.png" alt="wink.png" /></p> </div> </blockquote> <p>actually albinoworm gave the answer already..just highlight the reply and you'll see the answer.&nbsp;<img src= "/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt="icon_lol.gif" /></p> Sat, 26 Apr 2008 23:22:41 +0800 sgforums.com:2223:166389:8041430 alleggerita http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/166389 <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by albinoworm:</div> <div class="quote_body"> <p>Why nowadays the cats cannot catch mouse ?<br /> <br /> ANS: <span style="color: #ffffff;">Nowadays mouse smart, use helicopter.</span><br /> <br /> The cat walk into the kitchen, see the fridge, already know got mouse inside, how he know? (The fridge not open, don't have mouse shit and the cat cant smel the rat cause it's inside the fridge.)<br /> <br /> Ans: <span style="color: #ffffff;">The cat saw the helicopter parked ontop the fridge</span><br /> <br /> <img title="Laughing" src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" /> <img title="Laughing" src= "/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" /></p> </div> </blockquote> <p>1. cos the mouse driving a harley davinson [not sure how to spell... sorri]&nbsp; bike!!! =]</p> <p>2. cos the cat saw the bike park outside of the fridge~</p> <p><img src="/images/emoticons/kde-3.5.8/set1/tongue.png" alt= "tongue.png" />&nbsp;<img src= "/images/emoticons/kde-3.5.8/set1/wink.png" alt="wink.png" /></p> Sat, 26 Apr 2008 23:19:38 +0800 sgforums.com:2223:166389:8041424 xuanii http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/166389 <p>Here's one from me. If your forearm is "power", and you pull your arm towards you, with your other hand, what is it?</p> <p><span style="color: #000000;">Ans:</span> <span style= "color: #ffffff;">Solar (shou3 la1) power</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p><span style="color: #000000;">Xi3 yi1, xi3 ku4 and xi3 wa4 go out to eat. Then they go home, and on the way, they see a pile of poop and take it home. Then xi3 yi1 and xi3 ku4 went out. When they came back, the poop was gone. Who ate the poop?</span></p> <p>Ans: <span style="color: #ffffff;">Xi3 wa4. (if you said that out loud, too bad, you just admitted that you ate poop. lol)</span></p> Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:25:05 +0800 sgforums.com:2223:166389:7889537 美咲四季 http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/166389 <p>l0l</p> Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:26:49 +0800 sgforums.com:2223:166389:7885658 fArNiboiboi http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/166389 <p><img src="/images/emoticons/kde-3.5.8/KMess-Cartoon/teeth.png" alt="teeth.png" /></p> Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:19:03 +0800 sgforums.com:2223:166389:7885649 fArNiboiboi http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/166389 <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by Spartans:</div> <div class="quote_body"> <p>ooi that's my joke. I post it before already. <img title="Cool" src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_cool.gif" alt="Cool" /></p> </div> </blockquote> <p><br /> oh ps ar i nv see <img src= "/images/emoticons/classic/icon_redface.gif" alt= "icon_redface.gif" /></p> Sun, 24 Feb 2008 20:50:21 +0800 sgforums.com:2223:166389:7881377 wishboy http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/166389 <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by ^tamago^:</div> <div class="quote_body"> <p>Q: who is the first to die is there's a fire in the mrt station??<br /> <br /> A: <span>indians, cos their announcement always last.</span></p> </div> </blockquote> <p><br /> this is funny <img src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" height="45" alt="icon_lol.gif" width="45" /><img src= "/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" height="45" alt= "icon_lol.gif" width="45" /></p> Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:26:17 +0800 sgforums.com:2223:166389:7858101 Ferguson http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/166389