i've tried b4..my face sensitive to it leh

Originally posted by kiss_my (_i_):

gosh, like tht also want "FYI".

xiao ti da zuo.

no lah.. cos noopi so haolian that his/her words feature in papers mah...

Originally posted by iluvham:

Dear FuzzyPooky,

If your butt doesnt attract the guy, he won't be there at all!!
If you think that your butt is so precious, keep it at home!!
Wake up, my dear, just be glad that he didnt strip & rape you!!

Originally posted by noopi:

i hope this thread got featured in ZB

ni3 de4 pi4 gu3 shi4 ge4 bao3 ma1?
na4 qing3 ni3 ba3 ta1 fang4 zai4 jia1 li3

song bo!

noopi..............U merely translate my words into mandarin...
FYI, my post was just before yours!

Claypot Bak Kut Teh + Added Pigs Intestines

Originally posted by ORIGAMIST:

The moral of this story is:
Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it.

sorry guys... but i gotta agree with the moral of this story...

why guys have fantasies for housewives?

kong simi? i dun understand a word

Originally posted by xavier1979:

Best if someone drives a container truck slowly up to behind the lady...

...and blast its horn out loud.

LOL.. later she heart attack also die right..

Originally posted by iceball:

3. You must be a chio bu or yandao if you want to push people away in the bus. Otherwise you will kana very jialat jialat

So What even if you are chio bu or yandao, also cannot anyhow push people, RIGHT???

BUAY TAHAN those who think they are really chio bu or yandao...

PUI PUI PUI

Dear FuzzyPooky,

If your butt doesnt attract the guy, he won't be there at all!!
If you think that your butt is so precious, keep it at home!!
Wake up, my dear, just be glad that he didnt strip & rape you!!

i will kill anything for a guy like this

they are sheboys!!!!

it will be a shame to be your grandchildren

Originally posted by OutOfIdeasHusband:

The wife said the husband doesn't arouse her anymore.

She is asking for time to find back the feeling for him. She said not committed to the husband. Trying to change herself, cos she knows the husband is the best she can ever find.

Is she trying to delay the whole thing? Shld the husband go ahead and end the whole thing in divorce.

She had said she didn't want any maintainence fee.

Excuse me.. are you their lawyer?

Well.. U ask yourself lor.. Do U still love her?
If still love = Forgive & Forget
If no more love = Damn her & Divorce

Originally posted by EvilPorkChop:

TS dun pressure your hubby too much, if not wait "Nong Qiao Cheng Zuo". Give him some privacy.

You must understand that is normal for guys to masterbate one. Not because he is flirt or dun love you already. Sometimes is because he wants to release stress and kill the urge. Of cos you can say there are alot of ways to release stress but masterbating is the most easiest way out. What you need is just some imagination and of cos some strength. And less than a ten mintues everything is done. His stress is released and got his satisfation and dun need to bother you.

We can understand your concern but what he does is only virtually that every guys does too. Maybe you can try understand your hubby that why he want to masterbate? Why he wanna lie to you in the first place? Of cos when u approach him with all these questions, you have to accept it with an open heart.

But, b4 you question him, do ask yourself
- Everytime when you have s3x with him do you really satisfy his needs?
- Do you have s3x regularlly?(At least 2 - 3 times a week)
- Maybe we can excuse you for pregeant for not having s3x with him but you can also excuse him for himself to masterbate for this period of time?

One thing for sure is that he lied to you. That's the truth and no one can deny. Do you know why he want to lie to you? I guess when I say it out, all the guys here will support me.

- He care and dun want to hurt your feelings.
- He's embarssess to tell the truth.
- He care about your health, your body and baby.
- He can't force you to satisfy him. He also can't commit adultery cos he knows is an offence and he's going to be a father soon. So he uses DIY method.

For a guy, I think if his wife can't satisfy his hubby needs, is really a very sad thing. Instead if pinpoint him wrong, why not think what started this?

Good to think about it.

Thanks for your time.

hi EvilPorkChop (u dun sound evil at all... ),
thks very much for yr time to analyse so much too
i really appreciate it...

very glad that there're still many many nice pple here... (except Jamie Zawinski..stop asking me about the BJ thingy... )
i realise that all u pple are geniuses!!
i guess anger overcomes intelligence at times especially when strong emotions prevents optimal brain function.
i am not stupid, mentally-ill, immature (like some of u mentioned.... )
but i am a person who is very emotional, hot temper, strong headed and takes things very seriously (because i worry about the future).. similar to a perfectionist, thus resulting in many harsh attitudes and actions causing myself and others lots of stress...
but most importantly, i realise my mistakes and learn to move on my life..

THANK YOU EVERYONE

nice work!
u may wanna use "nicer" props though

Originally posted by Jamie Zawinski:

you must be a housewife

.. me a office lady leh..

Originally posted by Jamie Zawinski:
[b]HAVE YOU APOLOGISED TO YOUR HUSBAND AND GIVEN HIM A NICE BJ?[/b]

NOT AGAIN.. DO I NEED TO REPEAT? I HATE RED TEXT

PINK IS STRONGLY RECOMMEDNED

Originally posted by sprakster:

TS, if u look at all 3 pages of posts so far, not a single one has said that he is at fault. I think that's about enough for u to come to a conclusion?

actually i've made peace with him around noontime..
being pregnant with his baby mah... swallow pain myself lor..

what to do?
if u cant fight the crowd, join the crowd...
i will go buy lots of porn movies later & watch together with him..
then we have farking hard sex... then everybody will be happy lor
then i want sex everyday.. if he fail to satisfy me..
i will have the excuse that he cant satisfy my high sex drive during pregnancy period, then i need to watch more porn movies so i can masturbate to satisfy myself.... does this sounds better now?

VICE-VERSA Story.. think about it, everyone...

Originally posted by babygalz:

Puh-leeeze.

Her insecurities arent there without good reason. I get how she feels. Growin up with a Dad who watched porn and kept magazines and all kinds of sick things in his computer. It affects you as a kid. To this moment it still bothers me. There's a time to be curious and there's a time to put that crap aside. HE IS MARRIED for god's sake. Geez.

thks babygalz.. so glad that u understand how i feel..

i forgiven him for his past several deeds already... i've been patient & forgiving to him... told him how i felt already.. he also promised not to do it anymore (i mean watching porn behind my back..)..

what's the point of breaking a promise & later keep on saying sorry till being forgiven & make a new promise again....

WHY CANT HE BE THE ONE BEING MORE MATURE & UNDERSTANDING???

Originally posted by Zarks:

well not really,

watching together doesnt mean u wil get tired of some1 that u love..

honestly, to those who wan to improve their skills in sex.. watching porn is the best way. well, who doesnt want their love to improve in these skills..

why need to improve ? cuz we just wanna give the best to our love

i DO NOT mind watch porn together with him honestly..
but dont do it behind my back !!!!

i agree watching porn to improve skills..
but watching porn and having sex at the same time is a DIFFERENT thing..
it makes the girl feels cheap & useless..

Originally posted by Zarks:

too bad my gf dont mind i watch porn infront of her cuz shes understanding and mature

this is what u call understanding & mature.......??

well, then u dont really understand your gf..
she's just afraid that u will do something even more stupid than just watching porn, so she just keep quiet & say she dont mind....
so u will just continue watching porn in front of her... while she feels hurt & useless everytime u do that...
btw, have u ever ask how much yr gf really loves u??

Originally posted by Jamie Zawinski:

no no no, i will never do that.

we will watch porn together, then she'll give me a bj before we go for the full monty

i pity your GF....
soon u'll get tired of her & dispose her just like how u got tired dispose off your old porn movies

Originally posted by Rigante:

I think you should see your doctor now instead of waste time on this forum.

why should i see doctor? i am perfectly fine now..
i used to be depressed... not anymore now...
so till now, even after TV broadcasts that "Face it & Depression can be cured."
many pple still do not trust pple like me.. they think that Depression is a fatal disease??!!
well, at least i had the courage to stand up and face my depression before..
& FYI, I AM COMPLETELY NORMAL NOW...
so STOP asking me to see doctor...

Originally posted by newcomer:

SHEESH for christs sake its just porn!

anything related to porn is always noisy...
be it the enjoyable or non-enjoyable part...