another

BMW=Bookie Mak Women

=Books for Making Women

BH=Beat Her/Him

=Beating Horses

=Bestiality Heat

=Bestiality is HOT

POW=People needs Onions for Wanking

=Prisoners Of Wanking

=President Of Wanking

=President Of Washboards

=Pee On Washington

=Pee On Waterbowl

VIP=Verify In Person

=Virus In Penis

=Virus In Poop

=Very Intrigued Penis

=Vietnam In Peace

=Votes are In my Poop

=Volcano eruption In my Penis

RIP=Rape In Peace

=Rape them In Police station

=Rambutan Is Pleasure

=Run In Pleasure

=Run Inside the Penis

=Russians are Intrigued by their small Penis

NSF=No Sister Fucking

=No Sinister Fucking

=No Sinister Frogs

=No Sissy Fucking

=No Sissy Friends

=Names are So Fucked up

=Naming Salty Fish

=Need Sister Fucking

=Naughty Son of a Fuck

=Nicknames are So Frustrating

BMW=Big Mouth Witch

=Big Mouth Wanker

=Big Monkey Waste

=Being Mindful of Waste

=Bring My Waste

=Booze on Me lah Witches!

=Bmw Must Weewee

=Bitches Meets Weiners

=Being Messed with Wankers

lol -_-

eh dun stupid lei.. follow Xoxbox's theory of the gods...

fighting = trouble

trouble = more trouble

fight more lor, think u can own him? = hell lot of trouble.

hell lot of trouble = u are a disgrace to us humans and singaporeans lol..

dun fight la... if last year le, plan it with his haters.. plan a good one... after getting the results, ask the haters to corner him, whack him till his mother and not even god can recognise his ugly face.. i think he's a lonely guy bah... just plan a "final year bash" with people who hate him. its best that u just stand and observe, to prevent retribution... remember! (u did nothing wrong. u were just discussing bad things but u didnt do any bad things right?) u were just. WATCHING!

well.. sad for u. BUT! actually ah.. if ur mom says "u pay the rest". u can just stop going for the lessons/ QUIT! or smth... just quit it and if ur mother ask u. u say "u promise me that u will SPONSOR me hor.. now u go back on ur word.. now our relatives thinks of me as a bad person. its ALL BECAUSE OF YOU, y did u lie to me, ur son.. ur PRECIOUS SON! why!!!" if she says something like "i shouldn't have given birth to u! u unfillial son!" then u can say "retribution might come to u..."

well just.. get the dam license... and dun buy car if u dun like the 1st choice....  just be a bad guy until one day u cannot tahan anymore and tell ur relatives how bad, how MEAN, how evil and how cruel ur mom truly is... its good if u can make that conversation obvious to ur mother who is washing the plates blah blah. let her eavesdrop and let her know how hurt u are...

well.. thats wat i would do... because im a Singaporean! a filial son! a person loved by all the Gods.~(except the evil ones) lol... but dun hurt them too much lol

maybe he has "lost interest" in u like how he might lose interest in that "love at first sight" girl.... (in the future).. try asking him y did he stop smsing u? or maybe he was too busy chatting with that girl and ignored ur existence..!

Curiosity didnt kill the cat, the Cat killed the curiousity of a mouse lol.

i think its best to hire PI? while checking the inbox, u should try check his outbox too. and after u have gathered all the evidence, u trash it out with him like there will be no tonight!. if, after months of following him and still got nothing. then its also good that u try get his attention by crying all of a sudden, go emo(i hate emo. stupid name too. but its a good method) or just one day while watching comedies, u trash it out with him.

hope this helps.(i know it didnt help..)

well since ur little gathering has ended.. i suggest u sms her or tell her this "im so so SO SO! sorry for what i've done. i dun know wat i've done but please dun get angry.. i just want us to be best friends like we were :). will you forgive me?T-T.. please reply me :D"

maybe that MIGHT help, if it fails. buy roses, go to her house, apologize for something that u had done but didnt realize and pray to god that she forgives u.

Originally posted by zhlow:

here some details abt me, 18 year old guy, just finish A levels, waiting for ns.

my mom expects me to be home at 10pm, if more thn that my phone will be ringing non stop. when i go out with frends, she will probe me for hell lot of times who am i going out with. recently, i was tellin her that after my prom nite i have post prom activites over at a pub or smth, she said i cant go.

i mean i dun get the rationale behind all this shit. if i am a 14 or 16 yr old kid well, that kind of treatment i still can try to accept. but i mean here i m a 18 year old guy, n there ur tryin to probe into my social life, i noe she cares abt me, but i believe this is just getting to restrictive. Im the only child btw, but come on, i nid to have frens isnt it? and its not that i go out every nite to party,just once in a ablue moon, even some of my female frens have that kind of freedom. i dun understand my parents, or maybe to be exact, my mom. she just wans to control everything. even the way i spent money, she will probe on what i spent on, check my wallet when im asleep( pretend), check my bag. etc. this i just way too much. i cant stand it animore.

guys i nid ur help, ani suggestion to get me out of this shit?

yes. u are in shit.... well if u dun mind, i think ur mother is BULL SHIT, just like my mom lol(atleast she's a little better than ur mom)

well.. if u dun wan her to control ur life at nothing more than a whim of hers, then just tell her "mama/yo momma/hey mommeh/etc., stop treating me like a small boy. im 18 u know? EIGHTEEN! i dun wan to stay single for the rest of my life, let me be... even the dam nerds at my age can go to prom night, stay outside till late at night. why cant i? i know who im mixing with, u cant judge them just because u are "experienced and wise(i dun think they are wiser than a 16 year old boy)" i judge my own friends, please give me the freedom of a 18 year old MAN"

if this doesnt work.. REBEL! REBEL my MAN! if u still get slapped and whacked till ur face look like bagua.. then just do wat u wan lor, let "yo momma" see that u have matured after escaping from the "evil womb(jkjk)" if still doesnt work. then i dunno.. lol

maybe he's thinking "why is this girl staring at me all the time?! omg i better stop turning around"  jkjk....

well.. its like wat he said, a crush... but dun stalk him and dun do anything that requires his permission lol

Originally posted by lonestar86:

cus i was 20 years old back then and i just got enlisted. She's 5 years older than me. Our families strongly object our r/s but we persist on. Our r/s lasted for 6 months and eventually, she left me after my BMT. I didn't blame her as I dun expect her to wait for me. She has made a right choice by leaving me. She's now married to the man whom she has left me for. She's even a mum now, living blissfully with him. From the bottom of my heart, i've given them my blessings..

 but deep inside ur mind, you've been cursing that man!>=D

jkjk

buddy....(i don't know u lol)

in love, age doesn't matter. a wise old man once said "there is no reason for loving someone. if you have a reason, then its not called love!" and an old chinese saying "Ai shi mei you li you de" well, one year difference isnt a problem. im in love with a friend of mine, she's also a year older than me. her super kindness has stolen my feelings for other women!(thats not love, its just a saying). but she's not my girlfriend, she treats me as her "good friend". to her, 1st; close, 2nd; best, 3rd; good T-T

rmb, there is no reason for loving someone^^ (thats how the wise old man said lol"

Originally posted by noob321:

hmm, not sure if this is the right section to post this question (again...)

 

well, a simple question

 

what do girls want to get from guys?

 

care, concern bla bla bla

 

help me add to the list

 

lolz, money... ...my family financial situation very bad, where got money let gf spend like flowing water

what do girls want to get from guys?

= for those sec sch chio bus' they want someone to praise them, SEX!(now its very common for sec sch girls to have sex. sec1-5!), free gifts, a guy who is rich enough to treat her for every single meal.

teenage chio bus are always in for sex, money, handsome boyfriend(they are stupid). nowadays girls are becoming "hongsters"... they just want to have a handsome/gangster boyfriend. very common, if u open ur eyes. sure can see those indecent girls with those handsome/gangster boyfriends in bugis blah blah. mature women/girls will go by feelings. so.... mature=receive love from the guy. teenage chio bus=SEX, money blah blah from guys.

i've seen so much.. LOL

Originally posted by arieswilson:

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ok, this is my story.

don't ask me why, don't ask me how. this was what happened.

recently, i got to know a woman online.

it was after some months before we agreed to meet up last sunday.

although when i first saw her, i knew she was not my type. still, i played a good host to her by treating her to dinner, and then coffee at Coffee Bean. i just treated it as making a new friend.

however, here comes the problem. during our conversation, i felt as if i was criminal being interrogated by the police. she was bombarding me with all sorts of embarassing and very private questions. examples like " how much you earn? got 4k? or 5k?", " how many exs you have? do you "do" with your exs?", " and when you don't have gf, how do you release yourself? go geylang?", etc, etc....

i was simply dumbfounded..... surely, this isn't something that first-time friends would discuss so openly about, i thought.

i felt my modesty had been insulted.... it was really an ordeal, and i was feeling very uncomfortable. so after we finished our coffee, i made up an excuse that my friends were asking me to join them at coffeeshop for kopi, and we parted ways.

i thought it was all over, until she began to send smses to me right after our meeting.... and calls in the next morning. all of which i didn't reply, as i didn't want her to misunderstand.

then, her smses became more offensive.... even branding me a "bastard", simply because i didn't respond to her.... so i replied an sms to her saying, " hi,xxx. look. i've already treated you to dinner and coffee... so i dun owe you anything already. now what is yer problem?"

her reply was a sharp rebuttal asking me why i was so angry, etc,etc.... i was again dumbfounded.....

ok, so i tried to use a softer approach....by smsing her an apology and asking her " to cherish the good memories of our 1st meeting, and move on. thks".

then i got an even more shocking reply from her.... she said that the first meeting was too short to have any good memories. then she offered me an NSA relationship, and asked if i'd love it... to which, i didn't reply, as i thought it was nonsensical.

an hour later, she smsed me that she was just joking and "didn't want a man who was already "close" with his exs... dunno whether got HIV or not."

at that point i was really mad.... what did i do to her to invite such an insult, not just on myself but also my exs.

i replied in a rather stern manner. i texted, " hey, u damn free, is it? dun talk like u r so noble leh. true frens dun do those kinds of things u r doing to me. pls stop yer call/sms right now. i've kept records of all yer smses. stop it now, b4 i lodge a report."

i thought that sms ought to end it all.... but to my dismay, she sent me yet another more insulting sms this time, calling me a "pervert" who made her want to vomit, and ordered me not to msg and disturb her again, saying we are now enemies, no more friends.

yet again, i was struck dumb.

???? man, did this ever happen to you before?

it's probably one of my worst nightmares, my date from hell.

so far, i've not received anymore calls/smses from her.... i hope it stays that way.

well my sad young man, i shall help u answer these simple yet difficult to answer questions :

" how much you earn? got 4k? or 5k?"

=actually, i have a habit of forgetting how much i earn. its in the genes..

" how many exs you have?

=(well i dunno u so... u answer this lol)

do you "do" with your exs?"

=oh u mean having SEX with my exs? nah, im not a playboy. im innocent

" and when you don't have gf, how do you release yourself? go geylang?"

=ya i go geylang so i can release my raging hunger, i usually eat chilli crab, durian etc etc. if you mean hookers.. then i have to disappoint u(do a sad face) i've been saving it for my future wife(blah blah blah) this is how i define "MAN"

"didn't want a man who was already "close" with his exs... dunno whether got HIV or not."
=yes i admit i have been close to my exs, i always held her hands and i didnt know that holding hands would contract HIV, wow you are so stupid that your intelligence never seems to amuse me, nevermind. If u dare sms me again, i will show all the offensive smses to the police and get your just desserts

_________________________

next time date with someone u actually know. i guess other people has gone through the same as u lol, just becareful of who u meet. there are alot of retards in this world

Originally posted by lopperpower:

i am in love with a girl from my school.But she didn't know me...

This is how i fall in love with her.

i was with my classmate,i overheard that one of them like her.then i started to notice her and find her cute...she was from other classes.we didn't even talk before.so i got the link of her blog and read about her almost everyday.i knew there is no way we can get together or even get to know her.But i still read her blog almost everyday,i was hopeing to know her like knowing where she work and take a part-time job some where near hers so that we could start to know each other.in her blog she had post about her working place but i had no idea where it is because there branches.i guess it a stupid idea after all,anyway i am ugly,stupid and useless who will ever notice me.i try to forget her but i can't seem to forget her.i am alway not good at girls,i feel like a loser.....is there any thing i could do about tis???

well... if u wanna know where she work, STALK HER! (jkjk)... if ur friends are friends of hers. Force them, Torment them or just ask them to do a "face to face introduction"!

" i am ugly,stupid and useless who will ever notice me" you say..? i feel the same... my looks are so-so... girls wont notice my good points!(lol) and actually.. im a super shy guy-_-. er.. if u have no guts! i suggest u search for her friendster and ADD her. Then slowly but surely(not sex....) comment her, chat with her online and finally!~ wave to her or say "hi~ oh so ur class is at the blahth floor? wow my class is below urs, then!" and again, slowly but not surely(not stalking her), both of u will be good/normal friends :D~.. but if she has no friendster, then facebook(to me, facebook sux), add her in msn and do an intro. hope this helps, if it doesnt. then u can really tell the world that you really are, useless....(not scolding lol)

trust me, it will be fine! but u can tell her this "actually.. im in love with u, if u dun have feelings for me then i hope u can forget wat i said just now and continue to be great friends!" although this method would be considered as Dangerous! take care, LOL

Originally posted by FireIce:

u can't rape the willing

because the willing rapes you :D.. lol =x

tell them that u have a long history of asthma in the family and ur wife happens to have asthma too.. and tell them that u will call the police next time if they smoke too much and the air gets into ur house..... "It's for your own good, I am preventing god from taking a portion of your life away

Whyy so horny, young one? lol... i dun think saying sorry to girlfriends parents would help, just pray to god that ur girlfriend/you won't take pics or video ..

lol bunny.... simbian was from my sec sch lol =_=.. she always go for plastic surgery de... rich beotchee..

Mhd Obama Bin Barack PrakPrak

Originally posted by davidche:

Ok it is very hard to explain.

Basically there is a shirt(with collar) on the inside and T-shirt on the outside.

However, the collared shirt inside is fake as in you can only see the collar(and maybe the sleeves coming out) but there is no real fabric underneath the normal T-shirt.

Ok hope you guys understand what i am talking about XD

Please perhaps tell me what it is called and where i can find it. Thanks XD

HAHAHA!! I have that kind of shirt.. cool lol... u can easily get it from Bugis street... or any small shops that sell skinny jeans and other clothes

Originally posted by Karma88:

Here`s the problem . I`m a 20 year old loafer. I`ve been slacking and partying all my freaking life . Then recently i saw this old friend of mine who i haven`t seen since secondary school days . Which is about 4 years ago.

She used to be a ta jie ta in my school , always smoking in the toilet and bossing people around . At that time she seemed like the typical ah lian whose life will go no where but down hill. But a few days back when i saw her she was so mature and kind of gave a lecture in life .

She told me she went to poly cause she retook her o lvls. And i told her that i was still in poly and slacking as usual . Then she asked me if i was still hanging out with this group of slackers which i call friends. Then of course i said no as not to lose face. But then in actual fact i`m still hanging around with my so called friends. Then she said all this stuff about how great her life is now with a part-time job at this big company which she worked for in attachment ( she also got AD for attachment ). And she also told me she did some self studying in her free time . Like studying how to use ADOBI and such computer stuff. I have never in my life study something which will not be tested in my exam . SAD.

Guess how much was her freaking gpa 3.9. WTF 3.9 is confrim impossible for me to reach . my GPA is only like 1.5 . SAD i know . All i get for my exams are just pass and i have to retake half a year in poly.

So it suddenly came to me that i should change my life and stop slacking partyin going out when i`m bored . I should really sit down and study . And should be like her who was a past ah lian ( now a super mature and smart girl ) .

But the truth is . It`s harder said then done . I`ve though of it . If i were to be like her and study study . My grades would be better i think . And then maybe i could get into a uni. But if i did that wont i become a geek ? And everytime i think of sitting down and studying , i would end up playing . Even playing with anything thats on my table .

And i just realise i dont even know wat i would want to work as in a few years time . I dont think a diploma can bring u very far in this day and age . I totally have no plan for my future. I decided to post here and get help from you guys because i`ve tried talking to my slacking friends and i always get the same reply. AYA DONT THINK SO MUCH.

But i think it`s time i think . If i dont think now when am i going to start. And if u guys could tell me if i could get into any uni if let`s say my GPA is like 2.5. Cause my gpa sucks now even if i worked hard and get good grades i think it can only bring it up to 2.5. I dont wanna retake my poly . It`s wasting 3 years of my life . And about SAT`s exam is it like anyone could take it ? Or do u have to have a good gpa to take the SAT exams. I really wanna make a U turn in my life .

Pls help me Thanks.

"Xoxbox's Art of War Tips". Mind Over Matter.. Determination proves success to those who are really DETERMINED!

may god bless me, not u LOL! XD

TS! One of “Xoxbox’s Art of War’s Tips”! If you cant sleep, surf some p0rn, read FHM/Maxim or whatever AND wank till you sleep lol…

how come need sleep so long? 9pm-5am??!! 8 hours of sleep is already more than your body needs….. Sleep late, Wake up early…. trust me.. because LG, life’s great…

lol…. TS!!! just tell ur friends that u cannot tahan the “cold” and u were scared so u ask that friend to accompany u lor… so easy also dunno LOL… If they still blame u, just fuck their mothers/gf’s and go home lor

Originally posted by LiLmSmischief:

Hi there...

I need some advice.

I'm in relationship with M. 

One day, M cried out about his family problems to me. I tried to comfort him. Out of sudden, he said that he needs to forget someone and he needs time.

Since then, my trust towards him has decreased and I do not know how to react. He, on the other hand, acts like normal. Sometime, he behaves super irritating that he gets on my nerve. Even so, he does apologise and behaves like normal again.

However, he has stopped expressing "i love you" or "i miss you" spontaneously since then. Only when I express it first, he will say it. Other then that, he is pretty quiet about it.

I'm not sure whether I would stay or move on in this relationship.

Frankly, I love him but I don't dare to place high hope in him.

Thats our gal! Maybe "M!!!" is still forgetting that person(hope its not you).. He might need emotional help lol..... Not that im hoping for it to happen but... Maybe, just maybe.. He has lost interest in you a little?

Originally posted by mr_sotong:

this is what had happened to my parents. let me start from the beginning.

couple of months ago, my parents had a cold war. both of  them refuse to talk to each others. there was once my mum shouted she wanted a divorce while my dad was in the bedroom. i'm not clear what had happened to them that time. so after a couple of weeks, they patched this up again.

but, after a few more weeks. my dad invited a female insurance agent to our house to talk about some polices. my mum was at home that time. after the agent finished discussing, she wanted to buy "dont know what thing", so my dad know where to get it, he accompany the agent to the shopping mall to get it.

when my dad get home, my mum started screaming "You(her kids) will be getting a new mum). while my dad kept quiet. after that, my mum when to kitchen n start breaking all the drinking mugs while shouting vulgarities. and so, after a few weeks, they patched up again.

 they started everything again since about 2 months ago. my mum keep telling my sis that my dad treat the agent meals. which i dont know how true was it.

and now, everything get out of control, jus an hour ago, my mum threw knives in front of my dad when he was reading newspaper while my dad still keeping his cool.

 

 

wow... ur mother should CHILL... Although its good that they can patch up over and over again... Your mom seriously needs more attention from ur father/go see a shrink.... Both would be the medicine to cure her "Illness"

Pros: atleast u learned some vulgarities from ur mom lol -_-

Cons: sad case...