Welcome to teh |337 lightsabre shop!! Here we have the largest collection of the highest quality lightsabres that can create magnetic fields of more than 20M Tesla!!! can deflect blaster bolts like siao!! or you can try our new stabing lightsabre, perfect for stabbing people, who doesnt like stabbing? stabbing is totally sweet.
if you wanna totally own n00bs, you must buy lightsabres from this shop!!!
disclaimer: side effects of using lightsabres may include headaches, nausea, restlessness, blindness, hemorraging, cancer, death.
a new shipment of cool looking lightsabres have arrived!!! in addition to totally ass kicking, these lightsabres also make you look very cool, now being at one with the Force is all about being cool, if you are not cool, the Force will destroy you. you can also go to a bar and go like "hey babe, wanna check out my lightsabre??" OMFG.