Differences Between Singapore And Australia
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Hey....just want to decipher some differences culturally/religiously/whatever!!!
between aus & sg.............big or little...doesnt matter!!
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well for starters, in australia we get away with a lot more than you guys do in sg.......if we drop chewing gum or cigarette butts on the ground,no-one cares cause its not illegal here,except if we drop a butt out of a car window,and a police officer sees us...then we get a fine.
but sg is much cleaner than aus yeah???????????? -
we don't walk around on the street or in the supermarket barefooted.
we'll never go to the supermarket wrapped in a towel after a swim.
we never b.reast-feed in class.
we'll never give a presentation clad in t-shirt, bermudas and slippers.
we'll never eat our lunch while having a seminar............. -
aust is where convicts live and reproduce with gay abandon, while sg excute most of the convicts
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In Oz, drivers tend to park their cars nose-in.
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sg no have red rooster lehhhhhhhh
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no dingo to steal babies in sg
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aust gals are more well endowed
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on the other hand, the same A$9.98 bottle of jacob creeks will cost S$21.90 in singapore
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fat u mean?Originally posted by alexkusu:aust gals are more well endowed
i go there buy clothes.........cant find anything smaller than size 14
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u been to aussie before meh? got la ...got down to size 6 one.. maybe u went to the shop for 'large' females one..Originally posted by FireIce:fat u mean?
i go there buy clothes.........cant find anything smaller than size 14 -
we don't have people like pauline hanson who has to ask the reporter to explain the meaning of 'ethnocentric' to her.
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jacob creek is aussie wine hia?Originally posted by TehJarVu:on the other hand, the same A$9.98 bottle of jacob creeks will cost S$21.90 in singapore -
yahOriginally posted by alexkusu:jacob creek is aussie wine hia? -
we dun bring our kids to lectures...
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no lehOriginally posted by alexkusu:u been to aussie before meh? got la ...got down to size 6 one.. maybe u went to the shop for 'large' females one..
i was buying roxy and billabong bikini -
we don't smear innocent foreigners' cars with eggs, (but we do whip their asses if they don't behave).
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most aussies are illiterate..they cant spell their own names..hence they have a beer called XXX
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bikini....not free size one meh? the string ones..Originally posted by FireIce:no leh
i was buying roxy and billabong bikini -
u think all zabohs neh and butt all same size mehOriginally posted by alexkusu:bikini....not free size one meh? the string ones.. -
hmm..no idea.. ddnt really get to see much neh n butt in my life so cant really commentOriginally posted by FireIce:u think all zabohs neh and butt all same size meh
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so, arn zhua gong?
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we dun have to pack lousy lunches like sandwiches to school or work... we have kopitiams and hawker centres and food courts EVERYWHERE....... that serve you your choice of hokkien mee, wanton mee, laksa, mee siam, fishball noodles, bak chor mee, chicken rice, ccb (ie. chap chai berng), nasi padang, prata, porridge, hor fun........................ you name it we have it, all for the price of under S$3 each (food court slightly more expensive)................ and yet most of us are not overweight or obese.......... because we are not australian.......
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their land is bigger.
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on the other hand, the same A$5.50 Domino's pizza will cost S$15 in Singapore......... but with hokkien mee, wanton mee, fishball noodles, bak chor mee, chicken rice, ccb, nasi padang, prata, porridge, hor fun, zi char, char kuey tiao, oorh lua, mee siam, laksa, mee rebus...................... around, who needs pizzas!?!!!!!