Keii's Challenge Crapbox
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go and post in all the newest topic ask pple come here talk lorOriginally posted by LinYu:oei people. i tired liao leh. help
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some shit i came up with years ago. xD
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no underhand method
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24 hoursOriginally posted by LinYu:can i graduate with 1 page within 24 hours 
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so sians. :\
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more crap. xD
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its going to be my thesis on how to rid the world of mozzieOriginally posted by Mospeada:24 hours -
wah seh. thesis somemore. xD
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another 2 more hours....
1st hour only 6 pages...
then i guess 2nd hour only 4 pages...and the last hour only 3 pages..
so total 13 pages only...
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me gonna graduate with first class honour
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get through that! xD
mozzie =
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so now u know tis not easy to be a professional crapper
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then join the elite
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thesis only 1 page?? how to graduate??Originally posted by LinYu:its going to be my thesis on how to rid the world of mozzie -
shush. my friend not online >.>Originally posted by Mospeada:another 2 more hours....
1st hour only 6 pages...
then i guess 2nd hour only 4 pages...and the last hour only 3 pages..
so total 13 pages only... -
AHHH TYPE WHAT >.>
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think after this 42 pages, keii will turn crazy and so sick of crapping that he never crap again for the rest of his life..
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the world most secretive method to rid the mozzie and save the world from malaria and dengueOriginally posted by bluejuice:thesis only 1 page?? how to graduate?? -
hehe...Originally posted by Keii:shush. my friend not online >.>
these days, all the pro crappers not around...
heng ah...
if not....
wu udon boh?
wu sbst275 boh?
wu ah puppy boh?
wu ah meltz boh? -
i'm gonna try my best nonetheless. not by spamming though. xDOriginally posted by Mospeada:so now u know tis not easy to be a professional crapper -
rid the world of dengue
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all thanks to me...Originally posted by bluejuice:think after this 42 pages, keii will turn crazy and so sick of crapping that he never crap again for the rest of his life..
but no need to thank me...
we got a good example..ah kai....who is on his way of becoming a doctor... -
rid the world of malaria