Hi everybody.
I am a christian who will be running for the next election.
Vote for me and I promise you that this is what I will do for you if I win the election:
1. Abolish NS.
There is no need for NS to protect our country. We believe in an all mighty God who will send down Angels to exterminate anybody who dare to wage war against us. Alternatively, when there is a war, I can also spilt the red sea into half to kill all the enemies just like what Moses did before.
Moreover, we christians are peace loving people and we should not use dangerous weapons such as guns.
2. Increase income tax to 10% a month.
This is actually in accordance with the guidelines in the bible. We need to pay 10% income tax a month and God will bless us with more money.
3. Ban all other religions and everybody in the country should become a christian. Anybody who refuse to do so will be jailed.
This is also in accordance with the guideline set in the bible. 1 of the 10 commandments say that we should not worship idols.
4. Nobody is allowed to work on sunday.
This is also in accordance with the guideline setup by the bible which says that sunday is suppose to be the day that we worship God.
5. Abolish all hospitals and clinics in singapore.
We don't need all these rubbish doctors, medicines etc because we believe in an all mighty God. All we need to do is just to pray to God and he will heal all our illness.
6. Kick all foreigners out of singapore.
We do not need foreigners to provide cheap labour or compensate for the lack of manpower in singapore anymore.
We can simply ask God to send down his Angels to work for us for free.
7. Abolish all maternity leave benefits in the workplace.
There is no need for women to give birth anymore.
All we need to do is to pray to our mighty God and he will drop down babies from heaven to us.
8. Abolish all rubbish subjects such as geography, history, science etc in school.
We do not need to learn all these rubbish subjects in school anymore.
We just need to study the bible in school can already. The bible will be the 1 and only textbook that we use in school.
Please vote for me in the next election in order for me to be able to fulfil all these promises to you.
Thank you
do you really expect people to take you seriously?
You didn't even give your real name for one, so how do we know which one is you?
obviously, he is posting this for fun lol. hahahhaha
Since you are a candidate, you must post your picture and name in full
I dare to bet $700 that you will lose your election deposit if you actually contested in any of the consitutency, even on a 1 to 1 election.
Originally posted by Samuel Lee:I dare to bet $700 that you will lose your election deposit if you actually contested in any of the consitutency, even on a 1 to 1 election.
Nah. You will get a refund.
Cos... He will be prosecuted first by ISD for his policies. LOL...
haha another victim for ISD
ya go create a party called christian democratic party
No lah...
"Conservatives"? Sounds nicer?
Just ask TS what is the amount of the deposit he is required to put in to contest.