From EXODUS......................enjoy............
### The Israelite population went from 70 or 75 to several million in a few hundred years..............were the Israelites actually rabbits in disguise.............??? 1:5,7, 12:37, 38:26
### The birth story of Moses is suspiciously similar to that of the birth of Sargon, an Akkadian monarch from the 3rd millennium BCE. (BBC: The tale of the basket) 2:3
### God decides to kill Moses because his son had not been circumcised. Luckily for Moses, his wife Zipporah did it for him and God let Moses live........................ This story shows the importance of penises to God, and his hatred of foreskins. 4:24-26
( if God hates foreskin so much...........why the hell did the old fool create foreskins in the first place ???!!! )
### God wants to be remembered forever for the mass murder of little children............. the old psychopath...........10:2
### God tells the Israelites to smear some blood on their doors so when he's killing Egyptian children, he'll remember not to kill their children too............... the old psychopath is getting senile.... 12:7, 13
### Like the great and powerful Wizard of Oz, nobody can see God and live. 19:21
### Although God is too shy to let Moses see his face, he does permit a peek at his "back parts."..........God is showing his butt.........!!! 33:23
###***### "And the Lord repented of the evil which he though to do unto his people.".................. But how could a good God even consider doing evil to anyone? 32:14
just read with a pinch of salt, esp with so many inconsistencies and paradoxes.
if u believe blindly and never challenge and think critically for yourself, you are just a blind follower.