How to write a letter to an idiotic asshole...
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want to dump someone...but dunno what to say? angry with an asshole but yet you can't find the words to tell him because he is just so indescribably idiotic? Here comes some help:
"You are as a candle, the better part burnt out."
"We all make mistakes. I seem to date mine. Now it's time to correct my mistake - or rather, dump it."
"Your mind is like concrete; thoroughly mixed up and permanently set. You're a person of few words: "Myself, Me and I."
"You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you. "
"Nevertheless, you continue to show a great deal of promise, and maintain an unbroken record of broken promises."
" the understanding that made it possible for people like me to tolerate people like you has vanished. And so, you may kindly vanish, too. If you ever need me, please hesitate to call. "
"You think you're out of this world - and everyone wishes you were. "
"Calling you "boring" doesn't do justice to just how tedious you are. But suffice to say that you couldn't even entertain a doubt."
"Maybe you'd be less boring once I got to know you more, but I don't want to take that chance. "
" Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was. "
"You remind me of a spinning top: always spinning around at a frantic pace, but never going anywhere."
"You should drill a large hole in the side of your head, and when people call you retarded, you'll actually have an excuse."
"I'd like to say it's been a pleasure dating you, but honesty prevents me from doing so."
"I'd like to go on being with you, but I've reached my limit on yawning. Your presence always made me long for your absence."
"You put the 'ex' into sex. "
"The only person who would give you a second date is a chronic amnesiac. "
"If you called the suicide hotline, they'd say, "You're doing the right thing."
"why don't we remain as friends? I could always use another jerk in my inner circle. "
'You get carried away with your own self-importance. The trouble is, you don't get carried far enough away."
"You are money mad: you never had any money, and that makes you mad. "
"Your personality grows on people - just like a fungus grows on cheese."
"l, one day I'll look back on the time I spent with you and wonder "was I really that desperate?"
"one day I'll look back on the time I spent with you and wonder "was I really that desperate?" good-bye, and good riddance to a criminal waste of my time. "
I get all these from www.insultmonger.com. Haha, if you ever wanted to use any of these, I am not responsible for the consequences. But I think you will forever be remembered as venomous. Hehe...
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wahahahahhahahha....
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wow.
Those can really hurt~ -
isn't dat the whole purpose? wud u be merciful to someone who has hurt you terribly?Originally posted by _Aaron_:wow.
Those can really hurt~
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hehe...i m evil tonite...
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dunno if i shud put em in my blog and make him read em all, and make him boil hahaha...
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No no! There's a better way.Originally posted by icyprincess:dunno if i shud put em in my blog and make him read em all, and make him boil hahaha...
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Send him 5 via sms through the internet website.
Send til you got it all sent. That's the way to be evil.
And then you can still post in your blog
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I think breakups should not be done over the phone or over email or over the net... just tell him in the face and let him understand....Originally posted by icyprincess:dunno if i shud put em in my blog and make him read em all, and make him boil hahaha...
i.c.y
He's been EX!
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haha..he doesn't have a cellphone. so doesn't work dat way. plus i dun wan make it dat obvious la. so dat if he wans to make a fuss and call me evil to him oso cannot because i wun mention his name anywhere...so he can't say I am saying it to him. hehehe...Originally posted by _Aaron_:No no! There's a better way.
Send him 5 via sms through the internet website.
Send til you got it all sent. That's the way to be evil.
And then you can still post in your blog
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dats a good oneOriginally posted by :I think breakups should not be done over the phone or over email or over the net... just tell him in the face and let him understand....
He's been EX! 
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Not to mention it'll hurt more too. Just remember not to be weak or feel sympathetic when you say the words~ And leave before he grabs you or something~Originally posted by icyprincess:dats a good one
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i like to say....... "u think i care? i dun give a damn i tell u..... "
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hehe..if he dare to even lay a finger on me, he is dead. cos then i will have reason to shout, "Molest!!"Originally posted by _Aaron_:Not to mention it'll hurt more too. Just remember not to be weak or feel sympathetic when you say the words~ And leave before he grabs you or something~
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hehehe..it is good to be evil once in a while...esp to ppl who deserve it..keep it coming!Originally posted by Estee:i like to say....... "u think i care? i dun give a damn i tell u..... "
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yeah!!Originally posted by icyprincess:hehehe..it is good to be evil once in a while...esp to ppl who deserve it..keep it coming!
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shit, i m trying to restrain myself from posting these in my blog..arrgh really bey tahan!Originally posted by Estee:yeah!!
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amazed at the things women can do and think when they get realli pissed -
haha..but this not I think of one leh...I got it from a website..it is a random generatorOriginally posted by foga:
amazed at the things women can do and think when they get realli pissed
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and they congregate their ideas and post online?!?!
holy ba cho mee...Originally posted by icyprincess:haha..but this not I think of one leh...I got it from a website..it is a random generator
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haha..u saying i very bo liao is it? just tot these sentences are kinda funny so wanna share it over hereOriginally posted by foga:
and they congregate their ideas and post online?!?!
holy ba cho mee... or mebbe i just have a weird sense of humor...
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no lah icy
vOriginally posted by icyprincess:haha..u saying i very bo liao is it? just tot these sentences are kinda funny so wanna share it over here or mebbe i just have a weird sense of humor...
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hehe...i will believe u this timeOriginally posted by foga:no lah icyv
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Haha..I made the post already in my blog...but I made it under protected so he can't see it..cos tonight is the dinner and today is thanksgiving, so dun wan to be so evil but after tonight, I will make it public. Hahahahaha.... the evil shall return...
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hahhaa...thatz a good one...