Who's Child is that?
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A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case. The problem was who should take custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said:
'Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with all the pain and labor.
The child should be in my custody.'
The judge turned to the husband and said: 'What do you have to say in your defense?'
The man sat for a while contemplating.....then slowly rose.
'Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi comes out..... whose Pepsi is it..... the machine's or mine?' -
the pepsi is paid for
unless the guy wanna pay for all the child's expenses?
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If the man take the custody of the child, he has to pay for the child expenses.Originally posted by FireIce:the pepsi is paid for
unless the guy wanna pay for all the child's expenses?
Wonder if he can claim from his ex-wife for expenses of the child as well.
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just thinking:
your child = pepsi??
sheesh... -
the man won the custody rite?>?
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Woman held in contempt of the court, revealed mentally unbalanced.
Kid went to father. Haha!Originally posted by kops21:The wife screamed and jumped up and said: -
Michael Jackson would say : "She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son"
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no.. he'd say: come here little boy...Originally posted by Mospeada:Michael Jackson would say : "She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son"
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can you prove the dollar is from you?Originally posted by kops21:A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case. The problem was who should take custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said:
'Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with all the pain and labor.
The child should be in my custody.'
The judge turned to the husband and said: 'What do you have to say in your defense?'
The man sat for a while contemplating.....then slowly rose.
'Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi comes out..... whose Pepsi is it..... the machine's or mine?' -
Originally posted by the Bear:no.. he'd say: come here little boy...
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DNA test.Originally posted by InnoHippo:can you prove the dollar is from you? 
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it will show 50% of pepsi comes from the machine .....Originally posted by kops21:DNA test. 
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Wasn't it in the papers not too long ago that Singapore might run DNA tests for every baby born so that there's a record? This idea came about after the Singapore doctors faced the grim and labourious task of helping to identify bodies in the pathology setup in Thailand post-Tsunami.
I say, HIP HIP HOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAY!!! This should give unfaithful wives something to think about cuz if this goes through, it'll mean an auto paternity test of sorts for all babies born! YAY!!! -
Originally posted by the Bear:no.. he'd say: come here little boy...
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So cruel..Originally posted by Rhonda:Wasn't it in the papers not too long ago that Singapore might run DNA tests for every baby born so that there's a record? This idea came about after the Singapore doctors faced the grim and labourious task of helping to identify bodies in the pathology setup in Thailand post-Tsunami.
I say, HIP HIP HOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAY!!! This should give unfaithful wives something to think about cuz if this goes through, it'll mean an auto paternity test of sorts for all babies born! YAY!!!
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the other 50% come from the man.Originally posted by InnoHippo:it will show 50% of pepsi comes from the machine ..... -
How about the unfaithful guys?Originally posted by Rhonda:Wasn't it in the papers not too long ago that Singapore might run DNA tests for every baby born so that there's a record? This idea came about after the Singapore doctors faced the grim and labourious task of helping to identify bodies in the pathology setup in Thailand post-Tsunami.
I say, HIP HIP HOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAY!!! This should give unfaithful wives something to think about cuz if this goes through, it'll mean an auto paternity test of sorts for all babies born! YAY!!!
They can start boasting about how many bastards they fathered.
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the other 50% can come from some other man u knowOriginally posted by kops21:the other 50% come from the man. -
Who's cruel, kops?Originally posted by kops21:So cruel..