Love is..
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found in friendster bulletin
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If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was...
The New Versions....
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was.
Shakespeare:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, here's the poison, suicide
yourself
for her.
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she doesn't comes back within some time
forget
her.
Patient:
IF you love someone,
Set her free...
If she doesn't come back,
Continue to wait until she comes back...
Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
*If she comes back, and if you love her still,
Set her free again,
repeat*
C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;
Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be
free!!
Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second
amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act
clearly
states that....
Bill Gates:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can charge her
for re-installation fees,
but tell her that she's also going to get an
upgrade.
Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.
Statisticians:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high,
If she doesn't, the Weibull distribution and
your relation was improbable anyway.
Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!
Salesman:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT".
Insurance agent:
If you love someone,
Show her the plan...
If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn't, keep follow up with her and
never
give up!
Physician:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
If she doesn't, either there's friction higher
than the
force or the angle of collision between two
objects
did not synchronize at the right angle.
Mathematician:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!),
If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos
(52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c) where c is the infinite
constant of no turning point.
Nowadays' style:
If You Love Someone,
Set it free,
If It Comes Back, It is Yours
If It Doesn't, Hunt Down and Kill It...!!!
OR PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION
THAT SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL MIGRANT...
If you love someone,
WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE SET HER FREE???
[u] StuPId IDIOT!!!" BEN DAN!!~ >=9 `CheR|sh` -
Duotiga83, thanks for sharing that here... it is soooo funny!
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happen to see it just nw
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looks like we share the same fantasyOriginally posted by Gackt247:Agreed.. i suffered my 1st ever bout of depression in tt hell-hole..
talking abt anti-human.. i always had the fantasy of become a 1st-generation vampire.. they r almost perfect... strength.. sexiness.. enhanced capabilities.. not afraid of the light.. etc..
but the only flaw.. is tt they r supposedly unholy.. not like i care..
oh well.. it's juz a fantasy.. -
Ah Vampires seemed to be made very sexy ...Originally posted by HENG@:looks like we share the same fantasy -
Ah Vampires seemed to be made very sexy ... in those movies...Originally posted by HENG@:looks like we share the same fantasy -
darkness is alluring...Originally posted by mistyblue:Ah Vampires seemed to be made very sexy ... in those movies... -
THere is such a mystique around the unknown ...Originally posted by HENG@:darkness is alluring...
But I tot its interesting to seek ones own inner santum and you'd find darkness in there as well. It applies to me, i am not sure about others -
it's dark in here... very dark...Originally posted by mistyblue:THere is such a mystique around the unknown ...
But I tot its interesting to seek ones own inner santum and you'd find darkness in there as well. It applies to me, i am not sure about others -
Glad to note.. but i i muz be the 1st generation one.. u can come after tt.. after i've bitten u..Originally posted by HENG@:looks like we share the same fantasy -
wait long. im already halfway there.Originally posted by Gackt247:Glad to note.. but i i muz be the 1st generation one.. u can come after tt.. after i've bitten u.. -
Originally posted by HENG@:wait long. im already halfway there.
wat the HELL.. muz call u master.. 
nvm.. as long as i get turned into one tt's fine.. Heng.. do the honours..
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Originally posted by Gackt247: wat the HELL.. muz call u master..
nvm.. as long as i get turned into one tt's fine.. Heng.. do the honours..
Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!!! -
bite you? ewww. i only bite girls.Originally posted by Gackt247: wat the HELL.. muz call u master..
nvm.. as long as i get turned into one tt's fine.. Heng.. do the honours.. -
I heard that before... he was a scorpio ... it wasn't very dark.. it was just dim...Originally posted by HENG@:it's dark in here... very dark... -
Originally posted by mistyblue:I heard that before... he was a scorpio ... it wasn't very dark.. it was just dim...
im no scorpio. -
Later you must drink Heng's blood to make it full cycle and have the "powers" transfered...Originally posted by Gackt247: wat the HELL.. muz call u master..
nvm.. as long as i get turned into one tt's fine.. Heng.. do the honours.. -
N i tot u were asexual..Originally posted by HENG@:bite you? ewww. i only bite girls. -
and you are???Originally posted by HENG@:
im no scorpio. -
Wah.. u also know tt? Watched Hellsing did u?Originally posted by mistyblue:Later you must drink Heng's blood to make it full cycle and have the "powers" transfered... -
Biased ah....Originally posted by Gackt247:N i tot u were asexual..
Proven ! heng is not asexual..... -
me let him drink my blood? wait long long.Originally posted by mistyblue:Later you must drink Heng's blood to make it full cycle and have the "powers" transfered... -
u forgot im also vehemently anti-male.Originally posted by Gackt247:N i tot u were asexual.. -
dead.Originally posted by mistyblue:and you are??? -
Originally posted by HENG@:me let him drink my blood? wait long long.
Drink it like its plain water..