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It's so subtle that I don't understand the jokeOriginally posted by the Bear:Apparently in some areas of the Deep South of the US, the makers of a washing liquid are about to run an advert. It's on the same basic formula:
Small Child: "Mommy!, why are your hands so soft?"
Mother: "Because I'm twelve, darling!"
(now THAT'S subtle)
Hahahahahaha!!!Originally posted by gentlerock:A teacher wanted to demonstrate the ill effects of alcohol to her students. She took two cups, one filled with water and the other with whiskey. In each cup, she immersed an earthworm. The earthworm in water survived....the one in whiskey died. She then asked the class "kids, what does this tell you about the effects of alcohol?"
Tommy raised his hand and replied "it tells us that if we drink alcohol, we will not have worms in our guts".
Originally posted by Rhonda:Just out in the comedy 'Arrested Development' on Channel 5, a grandma was holding her granddaughter's hand, gazing at her bracelet, then she said, 'With such fat hands, you are really testing the tensile strength of your bracelet, aren't you?'
OUCH! Catty!