let's try this:
Taipan written on Applesoft taught my friend and myself how to hack into a program, and turn it into a hilarious game where we went out and mugged people

Ultima VI taught me kidnapping as i kidnapped Lord British, put him in a box and carried him with my team and got healing whenever we needed by letting him out of the box for a while

Day of the Tentacle taught me that messing with the time/space continuum may result in hilarious results

also, in Day of the Tentacle, toxic waste may turn Purple Tentacle evil

Originally posted by elindra:
Ultima Online taught me how to invest and trade. Made a huge amount during the property boom