You..are...not very good with fairytales. You definitely cant read stories to kids manOriginally posted by the Bear:so.. momma bear cooked porridge for papa bear and baby bear but decided to go walk around in the forest first...
along comes goldilocks who broke in and trespassed in the house of the bears...
she then took some of papa bear's porridge and decided it was too hot.. then she took some of momma bear's porridge and decided it was too cold... she then stole all of baby bear's porridge because it was "just right"
back came the bears...
they tore off a part for papa bear.. they tore off a bit for momma bear and saved the best parts for baby bear...
the rest of goldilocks, they threw away in the dustbin
muahahahahaah
Originally posted by Camellias4me:For now, no other bears can beat dat infamous 1 who shaved itself clean in dat "Halls" ad..
Yep yep.. it was happily shaving downwards... zzzZhhHrrr...ZzzHhhrrrrr...Originally posted by Rhonda:It almost accidentally shaved off a protruding part of its anatomy too!
Where to? Somewhere else new to chill?Originally posted by the Bear:run away! run away!
Originally posted by Camellias4me:Where to? Somewhere else new to chill?
But i'll only let dat "skinned & stripped" clean looking bear from "Halls"..Originally posted by the Bear:run away from scary razors...
into.. maybe.. your arms?
Originally posted by Camellias4me:But i'll only let dat "skinned & stripped" clean looking bear from "Halls"..
Am allergic to furballs...
and cammy just made an open invitation to the bear.........Originally posted by Camellias4me:But i'll only let dat "skinned & stripped" clean looking bear from "Halls"..
Am allergic to furballs...
Originally posted by tare:and cammy just made an open invitation to the bear.........
Originally posted by tare:and cammy just made an open invitation to the bear.........
extended to all bachelorettes out there too.Originally posted by the Bear:from the Bear to cammy, there's always a standing open invitation
Originally posted by Camellias4me:extended to all bachelorettes out there too.
Its a no-go 4 me again.. working late shift.Originally posted by the Bear:... and how should one interpret it?
anyhooooo.... joining us at Kazbar this coming friday?
i hope so
Originally posted by Camellias4me:Its a no-go 4 me again.. working late shift.
Sounds like it'll b a huge turnout.. U guys haf fun ya?
There will b another.. I'll keep a lookout for the next.Originally posted by the Bear:
oh when, oh when, can i see cammy again?
ahh.. hopefully, the weekend after that, you'll be able to turn up.. 25th June.. we'll figure out something.. if not, heck.. it's back to my fave pub again
/crosses fingers, toes and eyes
Originally posted by Camellias4me:There will b another.. I'll keep a lookout for the next.