List #8 : List the animals you'd like to talk to...

• LazerLordz

  23 Jun 05, 20:24

  Cats.They probably know the answer to the meaning of life.And the fat tabbies who sleep all day and bask in the sun, I want to ask them how the world's been.
• Kuali Baba

  23 Jun 05, 20:33

  I wanted to know what my first hamster thought was in the drainpipe she escaped via...
• littlestream

  23 Jun 05, 20:39

  Originally posted by dragg:

  pigs!
  
  if they really enjoy the food and the life they are living.
  
  

  hee hee...........that's cute (and a good one too).........and yes, ask them if they know me? I have something "common" with them.
  
  When I was really young, about 5 years old and there was no food (cooking), step-mum always out playing mahjong. I was so hungry, guess where I went to look for food?
• dragg

  23 Jun 05, 20:40

  Originally posted by littlestream:

  hee hee...........that's cute (and a good one too).........and yes, ask them if they know me? I have something "common" with them.
  
  When I was really young, about 5 years old and there was no food (cooking), step-mum always out playing mahjong. I was so hungry, guess where I went to look for food?

  pigsty?
  
  
• Ferret

  23 Jun 05, 20:45

  1. My ex pet hamster Leo
  
  Too bad he died. I wanna say sorry for killing him.
  
  2. One of my ex pet cats. Excuse me ? What's the meaning of all those feathers in my house ???? Where's the bird ? (Nvm, On the other hand, I dont wanna know)
  
  3. Cats in general. I used to think I could communicate with cats. Sometimes I still do
  
  
• littlestream

  23 Jun 05, 20:47

  Originally posted by dragg:

  pigsty?
  
  

  You mean "poon soh tang" is it? Don't know if you remember. You know, in the 60s, we throw out our garbage (food waste) in the tin container, the size of the biscuit container at the provision shop. Ahhh.....that one lah. Went to dig up food from there.
• LazerLordz

  23 Jun 05, 21:56

  Originally posted by littlestream:

  You mean "poon soh tang" is it? Don't know if you remember. You know, in the 60s, we throw out our garbage (food waste) in the tin container, the size of the biscuit container at the provision shop. Ahhh.....that one lah. Went to dig up food from there.

  We have our very own Poon Cho Tang here The Insouciant Bin
• NeverSayGoodBye

  24 Jun 05, 22:48

  Dolphin......wanna ask them how they manage to smile & always stay so cheerful. Also ask them why the terror of the sea ( Sharks ) are so afraid of them?
  
  Mosquitoes....Need to talk to them.....it goes like this.........
  
  ME : Hey little blood sucker!! H'ya?
  
  MOSQUITOE : NNnnngggNNNggggNNNgggg......
  
  ME : Oooo..ic... then why can't you suck other thing besides blood? Maybe...errr...coffee, fruit juice or beer?
  
  MOSQUITOE : NNnnngNNggggNNnggggNNNngggg..........
  
  ME : Errrrrrrrr...can't get what you mean.....EERrrrrrrr........SSSSSSSSQUASHHHH!!!
  
  .......end of conversation.......
• Gackt247

  24 Jun 05, 22:53

  CATS!!! miaooo... purrrr...
• RaTtY81

  25 Jun 05, 00:25

  my pet parrot... wonder wats he thinking
• Camellias4me

  25 Jun 05, 02:49

  Elephants - "Da xiang, Daa xiang.. Ni de bi zi zhe mer na mer chang?" Can use mouth to eat y can't use mouth to drink?
  
  Giraffes - Neck so long.. food & water take how long to go down?
• Rhonda

  25 Jun 05, 09:36

  Originally posted by RaTtY81:

  my pet parrot... wonder wats he thinking

  He's thinking, 'Polly wants a cracker!!'
• Rhonda

  25 Jun 05, 09:39

  Originally posted by Camellias4me:

  Elephants - "Da xiang, Daa xiang.. Ni de bi zi zhe mer na mer chang?" Can use mouth to eat y can't use mouth to drink?
  
  Giraffes - Neck so long.. food & water take how long to go down?

  I think elephants do 'suck up' water through their long trunks and then squirt it into their mouths at times.
  
  And, as to how do giraffes swallow - via the oesophagus, with the probable aid of peristalsis, ie. just like us except the journey down towards the stomach is longer!
  
  
• NeverSayGoodBye

  25 Jun 05, 23:35

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

  I'd like to talk to :
  
  - my cats : 'Hey! Are you guys happy or not? Love me or not?'
  
  - my missing cat, Cody : 'Why did you leave me? Why? Why?' Soooo drama-mama!
  
  - the flocks of pigeons : 'Hey, do you guys know it is RUDE to drop shit-bombs when you're flying overhead people?! Huh? Huh?! Your mothers never taught you manners, izzit? And if you have bowel incontinence problems, you should seek the vet's help!'
  
  - to all the yappy toy dogs : 'SHUDDUP!!!! Enough already!! Stop that incessant stupid and senseless yapping of yours or you'll be in the doghouse! A little more Zen and a lot less yip-yips!'
  
  

  ..... Cats' replied : How to be happy and love you when you feed us Ayam brand canned sardine everyday? meow meow we want sharks' fin soup meow meow...
  
  .....Missing cat's replied : sob sob I left because you said something that hurt me...sob sob...though i am a cat but i still understand what you said..
  
  .....Pigeons replied : For your info hor...we don't have any bowel incontinence problem hor...We run out of toilet paper sorry hor
• Rhonda

  26 Jun 05, 11:07

  Originally posted by NeverSayGoodBye:

  ..... Cats' replied : How to be happy and love you when you feed us Ayam brand canned sardine everyday? meow meow we want sharks' fin soup meow meow...
  
  .....Missing cat's replied : sob sob I left because you said something that hurt me...sob sob...though i am a cat but i still understand what you said..
  
  .....Pigeons replied : For your info hor...we don't have any bowel incontinence problem hor...We run out of toilet paper sorry hor

  
  
  Excuse me, I feed my cats a diet of Science Diet dry food with a treat of canned premium cat food or quick-boiled slices of meat / liver 1-3 times a week, ok! They are all healthy and strong and very well-taken care of! Ayam brand canned sardine? They will turn their noses up at it because they are too spoilt liao!
  
  My missing cat would probably say, 'Sorry, I was naughty. You left me alone at home to go to work and I got bored with my toys and I had to open your window and run out to play again. And then, I got lost / kidnapped / hurt / fell in love with a chio tabby... Sorry, I didn't mean to be naughty!' Like that, mah! You dont understand a cat's mentality.
  
  I'll tell the pigeons, erm... er... 'Not a good excuse! Use water to clean up then!!'
• RaTtY81

  26 Jun 05, 11:10

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

  He's thinking, 'Polly wants a cracker!!'

  everythime he eats, he will make the mess of my floor. throwing the seeds down. then the sparrow will come down for a free meal. wonder is he sharing his food with the sparrows?
• NeverSayGoodBye

  27 Jun 05, 22:20

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

  
  
  Excuse me, I feed my cats a diet of Science Diet dry food with a treat of canned premium cat food or quick-boiled slices of meat / liver 1-3 times a week, ok! They are all healthy and strong and very well-taken care of! Ayam brand canned sardine? They will turn their noses up at it because they are too spoilt liao!
  
  My missing cat would probably say, 'Sorry, I was naughty. You left me alone at home to go to work and I got bored with my toys and I had to open your window and run out to play again. And then, I got lost / kidnapped / hurt / fell in love with a chio tabby... Sorry, I didn't mean to be naughty!' Like that, mah! You dont understand a cat's mentality.
  
  I'll tell the pigeons, erm... er... 'Not a good excuse! Use water to clean up then!!'

  .....whoaaa...wish i am your cat got anymore vacancy?
  
  ....Pigeons replied :....hmmm...you ting tong isssssit ? no bird's toilet how to wash ahhh....wash our kah chng in public so pai seh wan leh.....you talk some more we poolhpoolh!!!!! on your head
• moonstone

  27 Jun 05, 22:26

  My Doggie at home ... .. ...
  
  I want to know why he throw temper every time ... ... what is his fav. food (hope he will say the cheap brans)... ... why he always bark at one of my fren ...
• Ferret

  28 Jun 05, 01:12

  Originally posted by moonstone:

  My Doggie at home ... .. ...
  
  I want to know why he throw temper every time ... ... what is his fav. food (hope he will say the cheap brans)... ... why he always bark at one of my fren ...

  Cheapskate leh ????
• the Bear

  28 Jun 05, 01:22

  i wanna ask cats how they keep fit without seeming to do anything at all
  
  have you even seen a non-graceful or out-of-shape cat?
• k4korny

  28 Jun 05, 01:26

  Chickens.
  Why do they cross the road??
  
  sigh.. I'm sooo bored... almost time to go to bed liao..
• tare

  28 Jun 05, 11:19

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  i wanna ask cats how they keep fit without seeming to do anything at all
  
  have you even seen a non-graceful or out-of-shape cat?

  as a matter of fact, YES!!! just ask kitty to show u her cat....
  
  her cat hor has the shape of a oil drum and weight 2x my dog! no play play!!!
• Rhonda

  28 Jun 05, 11:25

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  i wanna ask cats how they keep fit without seeming to do anything at all
  
  have you even seen a non-graceful or out-of-shape cat?

  Originally posted by tare:

  as a matter of fact, YES!!! just ask kitty to show u her cat....
  
  her cat hor has the shape of a oil drum and weight 2x my dog! no play play!!!

  tare, that's so funny!!
  
  Bear, one of my American friends told me that he saw a cat soooo morbidly obese once that it tried to run from him but it ran a bit, then sat down to catch its breath, then ran a few more steps, then sat down to catch its breath again! He said it took the cat a long long time to travel a short distance!
  
  And cats do have their ungraceful moments. I've seen mine trying to jump up onto a countertop, fail and they're left hanging by their two front paws, with their hindlegs desperately trying to grip onto something for support. When they finally make it / finally fall to the floor, they'll quickly look to see if anyone's watching or not, then they'll pretend nothing happened and start to groom themselves. If they see / hear you laughing at their clumsiness, then they'll give you a 'been chow chow' look and walk off.
• tare

  28 Jun 05, 11:58

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

  tare, that's so funny!!
  
  Bear, one of my American friends told me that he saw a cat soooo morbidly obese once that it tried to run from him but it ran a bit, then sat down to catch its breath, then ran a few more steps, then sat down to catch its breath again! He said it took the cat a long long time to travel a short distance!
  
  And cats do have their ungraceful moments. I've seen mine trying to jump up onto a countertop, fail and they're left hanging by their two front paws, with their hindlegs desperately trying to grip onto something for support. When they finally make it / finally fall to the floor, they'll quickly look to see if anyone's watching or not, then they'll pretend nothing happened and start to groom themselves. If they see / hear you laughing at their clumsiness, then they'll give you a 'been chow chow' look and walk off.

  wahahahaaa..... they may be fat and lazy but they are still proud as can be....
  
  another classic: GARFIELD!!!!
  have u ever seen him graceful or FIT??!!!
• Rhonda

  28 Jun 05, 12:00

  Originally posted by k4korny:

  Chickens.
  Why do they cross the road??
  
  sigh.. I'm sooo bored... almost time to go to bed liao..

  Becuz the grass is greener on the other side?
  Becuz the worms are fatter on the other side?
  Becuz the chicks are cuter on the other side?