pick up lines
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wad's the worst u've heard, said or some one ever said to u?
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no girl in her right mind would want to pick me up
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i tink nxt time a lady wld walk up to u n say. "hey aren't u the bear starred in the halls commercial?"Originally posted by the Bear:no girl in her right mind would want to pick me up -
This cute guy came up to me at Borders a few years back and when he saw me picking up a book to browse through, he came over and made small talk. Which was ok with me, until, he said, 'I'm a tourist and it's very difficult for me to get around town so why don't we have dinner later, in my hotel room??'
I don't know what kind of 'dinner' he was planning on having but I sure didn't stay to find out! I made a hasty beeline for the exit, muttering something about oops! I forgot I have to meet a friend NOW! Bye!!
I got another funny incident to relate but I shall keep that for later!
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Originally posted by aHGer^83:i tink nxt time a lady wld walk up to u n say. "hey aren't u the bear starred in the halls commercial?"
Good one, ahGer!! -
"harlo, u look like a jipoonese porn actress"
dunno if it's meant to be a pick-up line but i felt insulted loh
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i know this is corny but "hey i was wondering about the phrase love at 1st sight, do you believe in it?or would you like me to walk past you again with a cheeky smile.."unbelieveable..
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Originally posted by stellazio:i know this is corny but "hey i was wondering about the phrase love at 1st sight, do you believe in it?or would you like me to walk past you again with a cheeky smile.."unbelieveable..
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Originally posted by FireIce:"harlo, u look like a jipoonese porn actress"
dunno if it's meant to be a pick-up line but i felt insulted loh
Ah, I see you enjoyed the Initial D movie too!
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Never kena b4.
But i felt the old fashion way "xiao jie, wo de peng you yao ren shi ni" is a huge turn-off. No balls still wanna xian chabor?
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Originally posted by Camellias4me:Never kena b4.
But i felt the old fashion way "xiao jie, wo de peng you yao ren shi ni" is a huge turn-off. No balls still wanna xian chabor?
*excuse my lang.* -
This is a true story...yesterday this chio looking auntie(look like china pei du mama) came up to me & says: BOy ah, can you help me carry these durians to my flat? Then i was like...is this my lucky day!
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Coz she gave u 1 durian to tabao home after dat issit?Originally posted by Wolfwoof^^:This is a true story...yesterday this chio looking auntie(look like china pei du mama) came up to me & says: BOy ah, can you help me carry these durians to my flat? Then i was like...is this my lucky day! -
i'd say... "won't you like to know?"
Originally posted by aHGer^83:i tink nxt time a lady wld walk up to u n say. "hey aren't u the bear starred in the halls commercial?" -
wat about this......Originally posted by Camellias4me:Never kena b4.
But i felt the old fashion way "xiao jie, wo de peng you yao ren shi ni" is a huge turn-off. No balls still wanna xian chabor?
got once i went clubbing, then i was sitting down and resting then this lady tap my shoulder and pass me a serviette.......tell me tt it's her fren gimme one....
on the serviette it said "i have been noticing you for a while, can i get to know you?"......then sign off his name and mobile no........
i look around, the lady tt tapped my shoulder was no longer ard.....
and i have no freakin idea how the guy look like.....
he din attach a foto with the serviette..........
i would have made frens with him if he was more sincere........
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I REJECT HER LO..COS I LATE FOR APPOINTMENT TT. HAIZ, WASTED..Originally posted by Camellias4me:Coz she gave u 1 durian to tabao home after dat issit? 
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is dat the end of the story? I was waiting for the continuation leh..Originally posted by Wolfwoof^^:This is a true story...yesterday this chio looking auntie(look like china pei du mama) came up to me & says: BOy ah, can you help me carry these durians to my flat? Then i was like...is this my lucky day!
err.. if this counts as a pickup, then Bear and I would have been picked up many times before leh!!
you xi wang ler!! haha.. -
one of my admirers duno how the heck she or her frens did it but left a love letter on my table when i came back from lesson i had such a shocked.and in the letter it read yi jian zhonh qin,and my chinese being as lousy as ever went to show my classmate to translate for me.bloody hell the result was so unexpected. anyway sometimes its better that they do things insincerely if not i duno how to react sia.
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HER VOICE SOUNDS HUSKY...REALLY TURN ME ONOriginally posted by k4korny:is dat the end of the story? I was waiting for the continuation leh..
err.. if this counts as a pickup, then Bear and I would have been picked up many times before leh!!
you xi wang ler!! haha.. -
haha.. husky voice cos she ate too much durian??Originally posted by Wolfwoof^^:HER VOICE SOUNDS HUSKY...REALLY TURN ME ON
wasted u never help her, or else she would have given u free D-24 she couldn't finish. -
Another turn off. "Zhuang shen mi". He had been noticing u but unfortunately, u didn't notice him.Originally posted by FireIce:wat about this......
got once i went clubbing, then i was sitting down and resting then this lady tap my shoulder and pass me a serviette.......tell me tt it's her fren gimme one....
on the serviette it said "i have been noticing you for a while, can i get to know you?"......then sign off his name and mobile no........
i look around, the lady tt tapped my shoulder was no longer ard.....
and i have no freakin idea how the guy look like.....
he din attach a foto with the serviette..........
i would have made frens with him if he was more sincere........
So basically.. he is not worth noticing.
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Originally posted by k4korny:haha.. cos she ate too much durian??
wasted u never help her, or else got free D-24. -
I'm sorry I was so rude before, but it's hard to control myself when I'm on the verge of exploding in my pants
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Hmmm.... Ok there was once this caucasian, kinda cute and quite a hunk. he was flexing his chest muscle, err.r... the one on left you know ?
It kinda looked like the heart pumping ?
Then he says..."Darling ? My heart is beating for you"
I was like..."Gosh, get away from me" -
- At Molly Malone's -
Irish tourist: "This is where I'm staying (flashing me his hotel card). Do you know where it is?"
Me : "I don't ... I'm so sorry. But I'm sure my friend does. He'll make sure the taxi driver gets you to the right place."
Irish tourist: (flashing hotel card again) "I'm in Room XXX."
- Former Work Place -
Rich married club member: "Wah, I can't afford to match the salary you're getting here. Being my Personal Assistant may be a step down but it has perks. I travel alot and I'll need you with me."
I don't know which made me angrier