pick up lines
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"Er...excuse me...but your slip's showing"
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I think I have mentioned this before and I found it extremely freaky.
Guy followed me home from school, sat beside me on the bus, followed me to my doorstep and said," Hi can I get to know you."
Another freakypick-up line when I was working part-time said by my boss
I think he is either desperate or pyscho. Anyway, after he said that I quit the job 
Out of the blue, he said to me, " Elindra you know you are really pretty (I think his eyes kenna paste stamp here), would you like to be promoted as Lady Boss? I'll give you a BMW, a private apartment and I promise I'll treat you well. I'm serious about marrying you and want to meet your parents" 
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All the silly pick up lines here:
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after readin all the funny pick up lines -
No gals use any pick up lines on me leh...
even if they use I won't even notice...
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Guy: Hi, my name is tonight, you can call me tonight.
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oh yah, u no notice my standard pickup line.....Originally posted by X-men:No gals use any pick up lines on me leh...
even if they use I won't even notice...
"can i see ur chest hair?" -
i kenna tis b4 lor! kaoz.... was with 2 gfs at a disco... then got tapped on the shoulder, turn ard tis guy went "xiao jie, wo de peng you xiang ren shi ni.." point to a guy (who have like 4-5 guys ard him).... look like super beng or gangster.... but surprisingly he is quite tall, dark and *ahem* cute looking.... he just stand there looking at me sheepishly.... can u imagine a sheepish gangster??!!!Originally posted by Camellias4me:Never kena b4.
But i felt the old fashion way "xiao jie, wo de peng you yao ren shi ni" is a huge turn-off. No balls still wanna xian chabor?
*excuse my lang.*
i look at him.... from head to toe, then back up to the head.... roll my eyes and turn away....
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Ouch Even gangster got their soft side mah Originally posted by tare:i kenna tis b4 lor! kaoz.... was with 2 gfs at a disco... then got tapped on the shoulder, turn ard tis guy went "xiao jie, wo de peng you xiang ren shi ni.." point to a guy (who have like 4-5 guys ard him).... look like super beng or gangster.... but surprisingly he is quite tall, dark and *ahem* cute looking.... he just stand there looking at me sheepishly.... can u imagine a sheepish gangster??!!!
i look at him.... from head to toe, then back up to the head.... roll my eyes and turn away.... -
one pick line up tat i HATED!!!
"excuse me, have anyone told u tat u look like xxx (name of celebrity)?" -
I remember this one guy for being enterprising.
I was walking through an industrial estate one hot afternoon. This nice car passes me by, slows down, stops. Head sticks out of window (average looking lah). He smiles and asks "Hi, I think you're really pretty, can I give you a ride? "
I was kinda stunned cos it was hot, I was sweaty and not really at most attractive state.
But somehow years of mummy's teaching "Do not take rides from strangers" auto-kicked in. So I declined. He said it's OK, smiled and zipped off.
I was cursing myself for the rest of the trek to the busstop. What was I thinking, passing up air-con?! My poor aching feet!!
But my point is, when picking up girls, if you're not that attractive, then offering her a service that she requires may give you an edge.
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what the Fuck?Originally posted by Rhonda:This cute guy came up to me at Borders a few years back and when he saw me picking up a book to browse through, he came over and made small talk. Which was ok with me, until, he said, 'I'm a tourist and it's very difficult for me to get around town so why don't we have dinner later, in my hotel room??'
I don't know what kind of 'dinner' he was planning on having but I sure didn't stay to find out! I made a hasty beeline for the exit, muttering something about oops! I forgot I have to meet a friend NOW! Bye!!
I got another funny incident to relate but I shall keep that for later!
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u n00b ah, you lead some guy all the way back home.Originally posted by elindra:I think I have mentioned this before and I found it extremely freaky.
Guy followed me home from school, sat beside me on the bus, followed me to my doorstep and said," Hi can I get to know you." -
har?Originally posted by FireIce:oh yah, u no notice my standard pickup line.....
"can i see ur chest hair?" that one pick up line ar.....
I thought its sexual harassment -
okay... what service skills should I learnOriginally posted by choco B:But my point is, when picking up girls, if you're not that attractive, then offering her a service that she requires may give you an edge. -
Hmm...
Guy : " HI lady, would you like to be the mother of my kids?" -
haha...bth... all so funny.. guess wad the fella said to me the other nite was lame lah...
scenario:
i was at my fren's KTV pub singing n drinking alone.. cos juz felt like doing so. den dey gave me 3 songs in a row so i juz sing lor...den this guy abt 35 yrs old came up to me after finishing he's 2nd jug of beer wif his frens.
Guy: " xiao jie, u sing very nice lei. really. ltr we duet a song want or not? we duet "ming ming bai bai wo de xin". okie?"
b4 i knew it, he went to tell the KJ liaoz...
i din even had time to reject or wad-so-ever..
i was thinking "i noe whr i stand n ur line is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bo liaoz"
den he's fren walkover n said " wanna play dai-dee?"
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penalty was loser drink half mug of beer.
we had 3 rounds n one of dem lost once... den he juz walk away.
i wan tinking "wan bu qi still wanna pick up girls."
den i juz rolled my eyes n went to tok to my fren... -
another one of the lamest one ive encountered was when i was at MU 1 yr ago...
a bunch of JB guys came here to work.. so after work dey club lor.. have to admit, 1 of dem dun look like m'sians n wuite handsome. so he said "miss ah, i see dat u can drink very well. how abt a challenge wif me? winner can bring the loser home."
so i onz lor.. anyway juz a game n i wun lose. so dey poured chivas super thick n filled the rest wif coke. when i finished my glass, he was still drinking.. halfway he puked...
den my fren walked over n said, "drinking so lousy still dare to jio girls drink. lose some more..." den my fren pulled me back to our table... -
some day one lady might come over n said, "i notice u r very hairy... like Wolverine.. "Originally posted by X-men:No gals use any pick up lines on me leh...
even if they use I won't even notice... -
but becareful wif the shaverOriginally posted by the Bear:i'd say... "won't you like to know?" -
if lydat oso counted... den i'd picked up alot of anuties n uncles n being picked up many times liaoz...Originally posted by Wolfwoof^^:This is a true story...yesterday this chio looking auntie(look like china pei du mama) came up to me & says: BOy ah, can you help me carry these durians to my flat? Then i was like...is this my lucky day! -
yikes!!!Originally posted by Ferret:Hmmm.... Ok there was once this caucasian, kinda cute and quite a hunk. he was flexing his chest muscle, err.r... the one on left you know ?
It kinda looked like the heart pumping ?
Then he says..."Darling ? My heart is beating for you"
I was like..."Gosh, get away from me"
he's so gay~! -
Affirmative.Originally posted by aHGer^83:yikes!!!
he's so gay~! -
u so good at drinking?Originally posted by aHGer^83:another one of the lamest one ive encountered was when i was at MU 1 yr ago...
a bunch of JB guys came here to work.. so after work dey club lor.. have to admit, 1 of dem dun look like m'sians n wuite handsome. so he said "miss ah, i see dat u can drink very well. how abt a challenge wif me? winner can bring the loser home."
so i onz lor.. anyway juz a game n i wun lose. so dey poured chivas super thick n filled the rest wif coke. when i finished my glass, he was still drinking.. halfway he puked...
den my fren walked over n said, "drinking so lousy still dare to jio girls drink. lose some more..." den my fren pulled me back to our table... -
then how should I reply?Originally posted by aHGer^83:some day one lady might come over n said, "i notice u r very hairy... like Wolverine.. "
"Sorry, I not related to wolf"