pick up lines
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HAHHAHAHAOriginally posted by aHGer^83:but others oways pick u up rite?
i mean the soap u throw.. *looks at baseline*
but so far, no tehosatu? haha~
where's kopiodua?
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my friend used that on me knowing i like this gal, I wasn't prepare and all the sudden he went to approach the gal and she turned to look at me... i was so..Originally posted by Camellias4me:Never kena b4.
But i felt the old fashion way "xiao jie, wo de peng you yao ren shi ni" is a huge turn-off. No balls still wanna xian chabor?
*excuse my lang.*
that i wanted to find hole to hide...
hope the gal don't get turn-off by what camellia said.
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mine is just can i have your hp no.........
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mine is just can i have your hp no.........
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same as mine, but I will say "Can we be friends" firstOriginally posted by Puremilk28:mine is just can i have your hp no.........
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zhong(1) chu(3) hong(2) ???Originally posted by tare:one pick line up tat i HATED!!!
"excuse me, have anyone told u tat u look like xxx (name of celebrity)?"
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:HAHHAHAHA
where's kopiodua?
juz nu li and throw soap can liaoz... -
i guess kopi no need any pick up lines...
he just needs to go to the shop and buy some soap -
You can have himOriginally posted by kopiosatu:i like -
Now dat i recall.. few yrs ago when i was standing outside paragon's entrance waiting for a fren, i was busy sms-ing & @ the same time, looking up once in awhile to check for my fren. So when i looked up, i saw dis "ah zek" (eye contact) walking past.. den i went back to my sms-ing. Sekali dis ah zek walk back & pop out with -
"Xcuse me, r u waiting for some1?"
Me
: "Err... Ya?"
"Oic. What's ur name?" -"ah zek" smiley smiley-
Me : "Err...." -long pause-
"Oh.. u'r not comfortable with it.. Sorry. I was walking past.. & wanted to tell u dat u look beautiful" -"ah zek" still smiling-
Me: "Err...." -fake smile-
"Its ok.. no worries abt the name. Juz happen to pass by & saw u here.. "
Me losing patience: "Err.. my fren is here." -awkward smile-
"Oh.. ok. No problem." ah zek smiled for the laz time, turned & left.
Ah zek.. tsk tsk. -
well, he could not help himself and told the truth..
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I thought so too...Originally posted by the Bear:well, he could not help himself and told the truth..
Nice try though. -
no one walk up to me before leh..
anyway the 3rd and last time i ever ask someone, its a total failure..
it was at jurong point at the last time safe super store.. now harvery nomans ler.. saw this sales girl.. look guai guai de.. kana reject nicely in my face... sobx..
But first time got lah.. its in a mac at people's park centre.. i was 15 at tat time bah.. skip sch to go arcade. me and my friends see 2 girls sitting there.. and i was given the job of asking their numbers.. tat time got it lah.. tat is almost 9 yrs back lor.. 
First time also failure.. i was 15 at tat time too (wonder why i so daring at 15) saw this girl outside principal office writting lines. then i walk up to her to know her. she wasnt very friendly though.. and i walk off.. sometime later.. at a sch concert (my sec sch have a very military famous band) she walk up to me and chat with me.. and we went for a walk after the concert ends.. nothing happened though.. sobx~~ after tat she start feeding me with bad food from home econs liao~ haha~ -
OK, this incident happened to me about four years back.
I was walking home from nursing school after a late clinical class when an African American guy walked up to me and asked innocently enough, 'Excuse me, Miss! Could you please show me the way to Holland Village?'
"Oh, this IS Holland Village!" (We were standing pretty near the Holland Road Shopping Centre! )
I started to walk away but he quickly asked, 'Excuse me, but I'm just wondering... are you pure Chinese? I don't mean to be rude, I'm just very curious!'
*startled look, 'Well, yes, I am a pure Chinese! Why? Don't I look Chinese?'
'Well, it's just that you don't look like the 'typical' Chinese girls I've seen here. You're tall *looks at the top of my head* and *eyes wandered down to my chest* you're big...'
*RED PANIC LIGHT lights up and the alarms go wailing in my head...
'Oh, eh, sorry, I have to rush home now!'
'Hey, wait! Would you like to join me for a drink?'
'Eh, nope, sorry!'
'Why not? It's just a drink!'
'Eh... I have a boyfriend, I'm engaged!'
*The guy quickly looks at my fingers, the cunning chap!
'You are engaged?? Well, I don't see no ring!'
'Eh, yeah, I left it at home...' *turns and tries to walk away
*The man catches up and with a twinkle in his eyes, looks as if he knew I was lying, and said, 'So, when are you getting married?'
'Next year! And I really have to go now!'
This time, I walked off really fast and didn't even turn back to look at him, even when he hollered, 'Hey! Wait up!'. -
Originally posted by Rhonda:OK, this incident happened to me about four years back.
I was walking home from nursing school after a late clinical class when an African American guy walked up to me and asked innocently enough, 'Excuse me, Miss! Could you please show me the way to Holland Village?'
"Oh, this IS Holland Village!" (We were standing pretty near the Holland Road Shopping Centre! )
I started to walk away but he quickly asked, 'Excuse me, but I'm just wondering... are you pure Chinese? I don't mean to be rude, I'm just very curious!'
*startled look, 'Well, yes, I am a pure Chinese! Why? Don't I look Chinese?'
'Well, it's just that you don't look like the 'typical' Chinese girls I've seen here. You're tall *looks at the top of my head* and *eyes wandered down to my chest* you're big...'
*RED PANIC LIGHT lights up and the alarms go wailing in my head...
'Oh, eh, sorry, I have to rush home now!'
'Hey, wait! Would you like to join me for a drink?'
'Eh, nope, sorry!'
'Why not? It's just a drink!'
'Eh... I have a boyfriend, I'm engaged!'
*The guy quickly looks at my fingers, the cunning chap!
'You are engaged?? Well, I don't see no ring!'
'Eh, yeah, I left it at home...' *turns and tries to walk away
*The man catches up and with a twinkle in his eyes, looks as if he knew I was lying, and said, 'So, when are you getting married?'
'Next year! And I really have to go now!'
This time, I walked off really fast and didn't even turn back to look at him, even when he hollered, 'Hey! Wait up!'. -
rhonda tat's freaking!!!
then again being the biatch tat i am, i'll probably say......
"drink? nope..."
"why not it's just a drink..."
"cos you r short" *look at his head*
"and you r small" *stare at his crotch*
roll ur eyes, smirk and walk off -
Originally posted by tare:rhonda tat's freaking!!!
then again being the biatch tat i am, i'll probably say......
"drink? nope..."
"why not it's just a drink..."
"cos you r short" *look at his head*
"and you r small" *stare at his crotch*
roll ur eyes, smirk and walk off
i like~
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Good oneOriginally posted by tare:then again being the biatch tat i am, i'll probably say......
"drink? nope..."
"why not it's just a drink..."
"cos you r short" *look at his head*
"and you r small" *stare at his crotch*
roll ur eyes, smirk and walk off
Doesn't it just annoy you when these foreigners come here and think all our girls are easy pickings? -
Out of curiosity, which celebrity do you look like ah?Originally posted by tare:one pick line up tat i HATED!!!
"excuse me, have anyone told u tat u look like xxx (name of celebrity)?"
*No, this is not a pick up line
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somebody told me i look like William Hung. Damn!!
... And i just noticed one thing.. judging by the pick up rates and stories.. Man... there are a lot of babes here in club 30 isn't it? -
psst..Originally posted by k4korny:Out of curiosity, which celebrity do you look like ah?
*No, this is not a pick up line *
somebody told me i look like William Hung. Damn!!
... And i just noticed one thing.. judging by the pick up rates and stories.. Man... there are a lot of babes here in club 30 isn't it?
frm wat i gathered.. she's a cherie chung lookalike.. plus "xiong mao yan".
William Hung is also a celebrity leh. So u shld b happy u've got a "ming xing lian"! -
Sorry, I had to edit your foul-mouthed post. You seriously need to clean up your language.Originally posted by = fity cent =:... ...
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tare, what if he says, 'Well, let's go back to my hotel room and get acquainted and I'll prove to you that I ain't small!'Originally posted by tare:rhonda tat's freaking!!!
then again being the biatch tat i am, i'll probably say......
"drink? nope..."
"why not it's just a drink..."
"cos you r short" *look at his head*
"and you r small" *stare at his crotch*
roll ur eyes, smirk and walk off 
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i ain't one of themOriginally posted by k4korny:... And i just noticed one thing.. judging by the pick up rates and stories.. Man... there are a lot of babes here in club 30 isn't it? 
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just cos the term "SPG" is invented in sg, doesn't mean all of us are...Originally posted by miss_soojung:Good one
Doesn't it just annoy you when these foreigners come here and think all our girls are easy pickings?
ever when dinner with a french and i feel like hanging a sign on me saying "I AM NOT A SPG!" and it doesn't help when i look so orh.....