To love ... is to obey
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Whats a bobbit?Originally posted by elindra:This is not hand itchy....it is something else that is itchy
If this is the case, the bobbit works wonders. Do you know in Asia, Thai women are most likely to give their man the bobbit if he cheats on her
They have pretty innovative ways of disposing it as well like feeding it to their pet duck, tying it to a helium balloon and flushing it down the toliet bowl -
Originally posted by tare:come to think of it.... part of the vow is "till death do us part".... now if the hubby cheats and the wife decides to be SERIOUS abt the vow........
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Never heard of Loretta Bobbit? (Hmm... hope I got her name right! And, I almost typed 'Hobbit'!Originally posted by seow:Whats a bobbit? 
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She was so infuriated by her husband's infidelity that one night, whilst he was asleep, she grabbed a pair of scissors and well, made sure he could no longer be unfaithful to her!
Their surname was 'Bobbit' and it became a new English term! -
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I see... Smart woman...Originally posted by Rhonda:Never heard of Loretta Bobbit? (Hmm... hope I got her name right! And, I almost typed 'Hobbit'! )
She was so infuriated by her husband's infidelity that one night, whilst he was asleep, she grabbed a pair of scissors and well, made sure he could no longer be unfaithful to her!
Their surname was 'Bobbit' and it became a new English term! -
a case of "if i can't use it, no one else can"??!!Originally posted by Rhonda:Never heard of Loretta Bobbit? (Hmm... hope I got her name right! And, I almost typed 'Hobbit'! )
She was so infuriated by her husband's infidelity that one night, whilst he was asleep, she grabbed a pair of scissors and well, made sure he could no longer be unfaithful to her!
Their surname was 'Bobbit' and it became a new English term! -
Including the owner.Originally posted by tare:a case of "if i can't use it, no one else can"??!! -
read about a spate of such incidents happening in Thailand a few years back too ....Originally posted by Wanda:Including the owner.
unfaithful husband's little hobbit got cut off and fed to the ducks or something .... -
So this is where the day crew is hiding!
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww..............Originally posted by Fatum:read about a spate of such incidents happening in Thailand a few years back too ....
unfaithful husband's little hobbit got cut off and fed to the ducks or something ....
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I heard about that one too. Hmmm...what does that imply? That those wives all kept ducks? That husbands of wives who kept ducks are so unfaithful as to induce their wives' extreme behaviour?Originally posted by Fatum:read about a spate of such incidents happening in Thailand a few years back too ....
unfaithful husband's little hobbit got cut off and fed to the ducks or something .... -
Strange lil hypothesis about those quackers.Originally posted by Wanda:I heard about that one too. Hmmm...what does that imply? That those wives all kept ducks? That husbands of wives who kept ducks are so unfaithful as to induce their wives' extreme behaviour? -
giving the man the bobbit .......
*shudders ........
Women's ultimate vengence .... -
Erm...i know it's kinda gross to ask, but...how does a 'bobbited' guy do no.2 in the loo? I mean, does he have to....erm....squat?Originally posted by Fatum:giving the man the bobbit .......
*shudders ........
Women's ultimate vengence .... 
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i dunno .... i'm not "bobbited" ....Originally posted by Wanda:Erm...i know it's kinda gross to ask, but...how does a 'bobbited' guy do no.2 in the loo? I mean, does he have to....erm....squat?
but i suppose he'll have a hard time no matter what .... the "spray factor" is going to be very high .....
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I don't think there'll be any spray to speak of....more like drip/flow.Originally posted by Fatum:i dunno .... i'm not "bobbited" ....
but i suppose he'll have a hard time no matter what .... the "spray factor" is going to be very high ..... 
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hmmm...... depends on how much he's been "bobbit"??Originally posted by Wanda:Erm...i know it's kinda gross to ask, but...how does a 'bobbited' guy do no.2 in the loo? I mean, does he have to....erm....squat? -
Maybe a tube and a bag. Handy and portable!
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Originally posted by Rhonda:Never heard of Loretta Bobbit? (Hmm... hope I got her name right! And, I almost typed 'Hobbit'! )
She was so infuriated by her husband's infidelity that one night, whilst he was asleep, she grabbed a pair of scissors and well, made sure he could no longer be unfaithful to her!
Their surname was 'Bobbit' and it became a new English term! . Maybe it may be a good idea for us guys to coat our bobbits with titanium or something. -
Ah...the chastity cap for men....sounds like an oxymoron!Originally posted by seow: . Maybe it may be a good idea for us guys to coat our bobbits with titanium or something. -
why bother ? ... just don't cheat ! ....
seriously ... if you've found THE one .... ... then there's no need for you to cheat ...
and if you haven't, ... then you shouldn't have gotten into a position where your actions constitutes cheating in the first place eh .....