Neighbours who are an absolute Nightmare!
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cannot blame,my dad like to sing karoke.but lucky i private house so maybe neighbours not so affected?if not they have been suffering in silence for the past 10 years..whaaha..Originally posted by StarPuppy:thats the worst kind of noise
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ooh... had encounters with many while I was studying!!
The first one was a male neighbour (in hostel) who kept playing the same song (rock music, can't remember the title, but when I hear it on the radio, I'll switch to another station / turn it off) VERY LOUDLY.... day in & day out. I couldn't stand the noise & complained to the building warden!
The next few were actually housemates - one of them had an obsession with cleaning & would wash her hands umpteen times a day, and even used a cloth & wipe the carpet in her room clean, once a day
Stayed with a family who kept their dog in the backyard and it would whine and bark THROUGHOUT the day... drove me mad, man!! Not only that, the landlady was sooo untidy, each time after washing clothes, she'd dump them in a whole heap on the sofa in the living room, so unsightly!
Her kids also stole my food sometimes. 
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i think i was a nightmare neighbour once
well, heck! i didn't start it!!
we were in the hostel, it had a giant communal fridge.. my room bought meat pies and put them in the freezer but they kept gettin' stolen...
of course we were pissed off.. the next grocery shopping trip, we were walking around Safeway's and chanced upon cheapo generic no-frills catfood, at 20 cents a can... and i went "Pie Filling!"
there was evil glints in everyone's eye when they heard that... and off we went and bought the cheapest generic meat pie...
we went back to the hostel, dug out the filling and put in the catfood, replaced the crust and chucked the foul creation into the freezer...
within 6 hours, it was gone!
so, brandishing the empty can of catfood, we put told people, who spread the word, and put up a sign, saying we've spiked another pie in there, along with a few other things... only we knew which (of course there wasn't another)
no more pies were stolen ever again
we never found out who it was but we didn't care
the manageress of the hostel was paralysed with laughter when we told her about it and said that it was one of the most hilarious things she has ever heard of and that we were the first to ever stop pilfering from the freezers
we were EVIL! -
Bwa-hahaha!! Good one!!
I shall keep that in mind if someone ever steals my stuff from the office fridge (we had someone steal the staff's food a few months ago, she got found out & got fired) -
Wow, Bear, that was a creative way to stop food theft! hehehe!
SL, I'm quite shocked that a colleague would steal your food! I mean, she must be extremely embarrassed to be caught red-handed! Besides, she's working, surely, there's no 'necessity' for her to do that!
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so quiet if got anyone coming my direction, it'll be more obvious mah... he dare do anything stupid, then dun blame me for kicking his *beep* with my killer heels!!!Originally posted by StarPuppy:too peaceful also no good...can be too eerie and sometime kana rob or wat...nobody
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aaay? you also got marble dropper... ??? me upstairs neighbour's kids like to BOUNCE hard glass-like marble.... went up there one time and saw them doing it. Glad it's got nothing to do with piping, water etc (as reported in Sunday Times many weeks ago).Originally posted by laurence82:hmm ,except for the mysterious marble dropping thingies on the floor above, nuthing much.... -
There are a few chao ah peks here who would walk along the corridor and then you can hear them go 'aaaaaaaaaargh... PWEE!'
DISGUSTING!!! 
I put up with their littering and spitting habits till about three months ago, when I gave them hell. They got frightened real bad because they thought I was this nice, quiet, easy-to-bully, meek nurse... but WHOA... I showed them why you should never mess with a Scorpio, especially a female one, that day!
Man, it feels gooooooood to use that stinger sometimes! I think now, the tables have turned and I am their neighbour from hell!! -
mine is not really a nightmare, but jus annoying.
for example, they will peep into ur hse when they walk pass the corridor. n some kpo aunties, which will spread the news to the whole block after telling them something -_-'' -
.... My immediate neighbour got this habit of waking up in the wee hour of 3 am to wash the common corridor. Imagine the scrubbing sound during this silent hour!? It is liked putting a porcupine into your ears .....ZZiiiizzZZaaZZiiiZZZaaaaZZiiiZZZaaaaa......
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I wonder what my neighbours think of my singing.
I tend to sing arias which hit the upper limit of my vocal range. -
hmm i wonder what would have happened if rat poison or diarhea medicine was used as fillings instead.... i might have considered that instead of cat food, would really teach those pple a lessonOriginally posted by the Bear:i think i was a nightmare neighbour once
well, heck! i didn't start it!!
we were in the hostel, it had a giant communal fridge.. my room bought meat pies and put them in the freezer but they kept gettin' stolen...
of course we were pissed off.. the next grocery shopping trip, we were walking around Safeway's and chanced upon cheapo generic no-frills catfood, at 20 cents a can... and i went "Pie Filling!"
there was evil glints in everyone's eye when they heard that... and off we went and bought the cheapest generic meat pie...
we went back to the hostel, dug out the filling and put in the catfood, replaced the crust and chucked the foul creation into the freezer...
within 6 hours, it was gone!
so, brandishing the empty can of catfood, we put told people, who spread the word, and put up a sign, saying we've spiked another pie in there, along with a few other things... only we knew which (of course there wasn't another)
no more pies were stolen ever again
we never found out who it was but we didn't care
the manageress of the hostel was paralysed with laughter when we told her about it and said that it was one of the most hilarious things she has ever heard of and that we were the first to ever stop pilfering from the freezers
we were EVIL! -
whoa! now tis is beyond evil.....Originally posted by hisoka:hmm i wonder what would have happened if rat poison or diarhea medicine was used as fillings instead.... i might have considered that instead of cat food, would really teach those pple a lesson
the fellow stole a pie not kill ur family leh! -
... Wow!! Rob Zombie...... Yeahhh Crank-Up!! the volume!!!Originally posted by elindra:No need.....I have a Rob Zombie CD. I think that is enough. Play Living Dead Girl or something. Kinda old but it still works
' Dracular ' ' Feel THe nUmb ' ' Thunder Kiss 66 ' -
they found it to be the water dripping or something..cant rememberOriginally posted by Rhonda:What in the world are those sounds? The marble dropping sounds you hear late at night?
I think quite a while back, someone tried to explain this 'phenomenon' in Chit Chat? I hear these sounds and the dragging of furniture sounds too. Wondering if it's the structural foundations of the building contracting and what-not.
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So far none, but if anything funny crops up, I'll make sure his wheelchair doesn't go any further beyond his front door.
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U wanna talk about neighbours form hell ? i got 1.. this grandma that lives opposite me... some reason she hates dogs. took her about 2 to 3 months to kill of EVERY single dog in the neighbourhood except for mine. She beat the shit out of puppies that wander to her garden outside, poison foods 'majority died of that' . PARANG... my dog got away with parang scars man! at least she is now gone.. from this earth! psycho!
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grrr~~~~~~ how could she??!! terrible! even if u dun like dogs, u dun have to kill every single u see!!! this is psychotic!!!Originally posted by BadzMaro:U wanna talk about neighbours form hell ? i got 1.. this grandma that lives opposite me... some reason she hates dogs. took her about 2 to 3 months to kill of EVERY single dog in the neighbourhood except for mine. She beat the shit out of puppies that wander to her garden outside, poison foods 'majority died of that' . PARANG... my dog got away with parang scars man! at least she is now gone.. from this earth! psycho! anw she's gone lah.... oh well....
i'm moving frm a quiet neighbourhood to a even more quiet one... pray tat my neighbours are normal!!! -
heard that beforeOriginally posted by the Bear:i think i was a nightmare neighbour once
well, heck! i didn't start it!!
we were in the hostel, it had a giant communal fridge.. my room bought meat pies and put them in the freezer but they kept gettin' stolen...
of course we were pissed off.. the next grocery shopping trip, we were walking around Safeway's and chanced upon cheapo generic no-frills catfood, at 20 cents a can... and i went "Pie Filling!"
there was evil glints in everyone's eye when they heard that... and off we went and bought the cheapest generic meat pie...
we went back to the hostel, dug out the filling and put in the catfood, replaced the crust and chucked the foul creation into the freezer...
within 6 hours, it was gone!
so, brandishing the empty can of catfood, we put told people, who spread the word, and put up a sign, saying we've spiked another pie in there, along with a few other things... only we knew which (of course there wasn't another)
no more pies were stolen ever again
we never found out who it was but we didn't care
the manageress of the hostel was paralysed with laughter when we told her about it and said that it was one of the most hilarious things she has ever heard of and that we were the first to ever stop pilfering from the freezers
we were EVIL! -
I have this Indian family living just next to my unit. Every weekends, they would played those stupid indian songs and turned it on to full blast. Kinda torment to me and my family because those are supposed to be my "wake up late" days.
And they have this mix breed Jack Russell and barks at anyone who walk pass their unit. In the beginning when they just moved in, they hushed the dog whenever it barks but it seems nowadays, they don't do it anymore. And now, this stupid dog has its merry time of barking day in, day out. Thinking of feeding that canine with some chocolates. -
hey..but dont u find that sometimes a TOO quiet kinda neighbourhood is kinda freaky? like if anything were to happen.. u have no confidence that they gonna come n help ar..Originally posted by tare:grrr~~~~~~ how could she??!! terrible! even if u dun like dogs, u dun have to kill every single u see!!! this is psychotic!!! anw she's gone lah.... oh well....
i'm moving frm a quiet neighbourhood to a even more quiet one... pray tat my neighbours are normal!!! -
dunnoe leh, current place also quiet and i nvr need help frm neighbours..... wat could happen to me wor?Originally posted by BadzMaro:hey..but dont u find that sometimes a TOO quiet kinda neighbourhood is kinda freaky? like if anything were to happen.. u have no confidence that they gonna come n help ar..
robbery? sorry no $$$, salah target....
molest? I kick his *beep* until he cannot stand!! -
if attacked, apply hardest parts of your body, your heel, elbow, fingernails and forehead, to the softest parts of their body, the nuts, the nose and the eyes..
and keep doing it until they pass out.. then run for help.. -
my neighbour....staunch taoist man...every 1st and 15th of lunar months plus all the god's birthday..what day that days...sure burn incense one...the amount of kim chua they burnt ah...
Cos i kive in 3rm flat mah...those corridor kind...they put the bin rt outside my doorstep and when the wind blows...my house kena smoke out..literally...
So i try to stay out late on the 1st and 15th of lunar months...
Luckily end of year moving to new hse... Tee Kong por pee don't kena another fella like that ah! -
Sometimes in the day the kids from upstairs will come down with their water guns to play, and worse its filled with blue liquid and they will spray at my clothes hanging on the poles at my balcony. My mum and I have to end up washing it all over again