Neighbours who are an absolute Nightmare!
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my neighbours are worst than yours.Originally posted by activator:my neighbour....staunch taoist man...every 1st and 15th of lunar months plus all the god's birthday..what day that days...sure burn incense one...the amount of kim chua they burnt ah...
Cos i kive in 3rm flat mah...those corridor kind...they put the bin rt outside my doorstep and when the wind blows...my house kena smoke out..literally...
So i try to stay out late on the 1st and 15th of lunar months...
Luckily end of year moving to new hse... Tee Kong por pee don't kena another fella like that ah!
the one on my left burns incense in the morning and the one on my right burns it near midnight.
she washes her clothes at midnight and at 8 in the morning. on top of that she wrings out her laundry at the corridor.
i dont understand why they can be so inconsiderate. it serves no purpose praying regularly if they cant even show some basic consideration towards others. -
next time spray the kids with fabric dye!!! and see how the parents wash their kids AND clothes!!!Originally posted by YA.YA:Sometimes in the day the kids from upstairs will come down with their water guns to play, and worse its filled with blue liquid and they will spray at my clothes hanging on the poles at my balcony. My mum and I have to end up washing it all over again
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Originally posted by tare:next time spray the kids with fabric dye!!! and see how the parents wash their kids AND clothes!!!
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If i really do that ah, they will first go and complain to the office Manager then come after my mum. But i did try to feedback to the Manager but alas they deny it over and over again. Hmm or mabbie i shld i shld try yr method huh? And then deny itOriginally posted by tare:next time spray the kids with fabric dye!!! and see how the parents wash their kids AND clothes!!! 
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yi qi ren zhi dao, huan zi qi ren zhi shen....Originally posted by YA.YA:If i really do that ah, they will first go and complain to the office Manager then come after my mum. But i did try to feedback to the Manager but alas they deny it over and over again. Hmm or mabbie i shld i shld try yr method huh? And then deny it -
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use a polaroid instead of a digital cam so they cannot accuse you of doctoring the pics...
force their handOriginally posted by YA.YA:If i really do that ah, they will first go and complain to the office Manager then come after my mum. But i did try to feedback to the Manager but alas they deny it over and over again. Hmm or mabbie i shld i shld try yr method huh? And then deny it -
report police and HDB and town councils.Originally posted by Rhonda:I have these Malay neighbours who would karaoke at top volume almost every afternoon / evening. They crank it up soooo loud, it's as if they're holding their own 'cheet gue gor tai' (7th Month Concert)!
I've told them once to turn down the volume and the head of the household himself have sheepishly apologised to me each time he sees me, 'Sorry for the noise we make, Miss!', but then, the whole thing would repeat itself again. Obviously, they're not very sorry about the commotion they make.
Worse, most of them cannot sing well! They'll yell into the mike like horny coyotes in heat and imagine that ruckus AMPLIFIED!! I feel like recording their awful wailing and play it out loud one day, as they pass by my flat. Maybe, they'll get the message then... just maybe. 
thats what i did. you need to get their names into the black list system.
wait until you see them in groups of mor etan 4 in void decks singing and playing guitars day and mid night. camp inside the void deck in Yishun.
My neighbours and I have to call police many times.
these are the socially irresponsible ones. they dare to do it because there are no malays staying there. and they think hdb void decks means free for all territory. can do any thing. They do not know that there are laws governing the use of hdb void decks which must not inconveience or disturb the nearest residents
they treat this as "small matter" and "tidak apa" terms. you can hire a lawyer to sue them with evidence. -
My new neighbours.. no nightmares thankfully.
Only dat the uncle 2 doors away, likes to sing karaoke till 11+pm. And the family next door grew a mini "jungle" along the corridor. Im fine as long as it doesn't obstruct my pathway. And their 3 boys r so cute.
Juz few days ago, the eldest JC boy chased his youngest 9yr old bro out as punishment after a squabble. -
thats why i say or stuff to cause bad case of diarhea lor. rat poison is only if the diarhea doesn't work as a last resortOriginally posted by tare:whoa! now tis is beyond evil.....
the fellow stole a pie not kill ur family leh! -
You can land in jail for that, y'know!Originally posted by hisoka:thats why i say or stuff to cause bad case of diarhea lor. rat poison is only if the diarhea doesn't work as a last resort -
oh... another one of my being a nightmare neighbour
the neighbour's stupid dog is just so dumb, he sometimes sits facing the wall, barking.. and when let into the house, he wants out, when he's allowed out, he wants in... when it rains, he sits in the rain even when the house is open for him to get in...
oh well..
one night, i stuck my didgeridoo out the window and blew at it.. the dog started to howl and howl.. i think the neighbours were woken up but did not know what that sound (the didgeridoo) was and were annoyed with the dog for howling
i only did that twice in my life
too bad the family moved out of their rental house already -
Poor dog, being xian hai by you!Originally posted by the Bear:one night, i stuck my didgeridoo out the window and blew at it.. the dog started to howl and howl.. i think the neighbours were woken up but did not know what that sound (the didgeridoo) was and were annoyed with the dog for howling
i only did that twice in my life -
hmm if you poison your own food which you specifically put a sign telling pple not to eat/never offer to other pple? sad singapore dun even allow for self defenseOriginally posted by Rhonda:You can land in jail for that, y'know! -
Eh! What kind of 'self defense' requires you to resort to food poisoning?!!Originally posted by hisoka:hmm if you poison your own food which you specifically put a sign telling pple not to eat/never offer to other pple? sad singapore dun even allow for self defense You're going to have a field time explaining to the judge why there was a need for you to spike food with poison and keep it lying around in the first place! -
what's a didgeridoo?
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Wait, i have one..
Kids...i dont mind them playing outside my hse, even tho they are noisy
But they go ruined the bell of my bike which i have not choice but to put outside
Sumtimes, they go put sand in our shoes......-_-
Been wanting to hang them by their legs to the ceilings -
Originally posted by laurence82:Wait, i have one..
Kids...i dont mind them playing outside my hse, even tho they are noisy
But they go ruined the bell of my bike which i have not choice but to put outside
Sumtimes, they go put sand in our shoes......-_-
Been wanting to hang them by their legs to the ceilings -
This is a didgeridoo : http://aboriginalart.com.au/didgeridoo/what_is.htmlOriginally posted by shinta:what's a didgeridoo?
Basically, it's an Australian Aboriginal wind instrument which produces a low-pitch, resonant sound with complex rhythmic patterns. Now you know why it got the dog howling!
If you explore the other pages in that website, you'll also read this :
"This was used by Aboriginal men as a magic charm for obtaining wives."
Oi, Bear, soon, Mrs Bear will come a-knocking on your door! -
imagine, she came knocking: 'hey watever u're blowing is driving my dog crazy!'... door open, she see bear..... 'ooooh'.... *electric currents go zap zap*Originally posted by Rhonda:If you explore the other pages in that website, you'll also read this :
"This was used by Aboriginal men as a magic charm for obtaining wives."
Oi, Bear, soon, Mrs Bear will come a-knocking on your door! -
Originally posted by shinta:
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I knew children were difficult, but it seems many of you are living close to kids from hell.
My new neighbours are a family with schooling kids. But I've never heard any commotion from them. I think they must be really well disciplined or mild in nature. We're lucky! -
the group of malays youths that hang out in my void decks even dare to steal chairs from funeral wake when nobody watching.
imagine malays youths stealing red chinese funeral chairs, somemore the ones used for all the chinese prayers by the monks and so on.
one group even try to sit next to the wake and make a lot of noise, hoping to get some ang pow money. one hr no money so they go away.
are they taught not to touch such things unless they are the type that can eat pork and go non halal.
newer estate are better with new generation small families. -
LOL that would've been a sight to see for sure!Originally posted by the Bear:oh... another one of my being a nightmare neighbour
the neighbour's stupid dog is just so dumb, he sometimes sits facing the wall, barking.. and when let into the house, he wants out, when he's allowed out, he wants in... when it rains, he sits in the rain even when the house is open for him to get in...
oh well..
one night, i stuck my didgeridoo out the window and blew at it.. the dog started to howl and howl.. i think the neighbours were woken up but did not know what that sound (the didgeridoo) was and were annoyed with the dog for howling
i only did that twice in my life
too bad the family moved out of their rental house already How did you manage to carry your didgeridoo back to Sg, btw? Is it those super long ones or a smaller type? -
Me dun have...Originally posted by Rhonda:Do you have such accounts to share?
I will post mine tomorrow morning when I'm back from work, and hopefully not too exhausted. Look forward to reading your horror stories!
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I heard of a similar story from a kaki, different solution though, i think they put laxative in the food and jammed all the hostel room doors.Originally posted by the Bear:i think i was a nightmare neighbour once
well, heck! i didn't start it!!
we were in the hostel, it had a giant communal fridge.. my room bought meat pies and put them in the freezer but they kept gettin' stolen...
of course we were pissed off.. the next grocery shopping trip, we were walking around Safeway's and chanced upon cheapo generic no-frills catfood, at 20 cents a can... and i went "Pie Filling!"
there was evil glints in everyone's eye when they heard that... and off we went and bought the cheapest generic meat pie...
we went back to the hostel, dug out the filling and put in the catfood, replaced the crust and chucked the foul creation into the freezer...
within 6 hours, it was gone!
so, brandishing the empty can of catfood, we put told people, who spread the word, and put up a sign, saying we've spiked another pie in there, along with a few other things... only we knew which (of course there wasn't another)
no more pies were stolen ever again
we never found out who it was but we didn't care
the manageress of the hostel was paralysed with laughter when we told her about it and said that it was one of the most hilarious things she has ever heard of and that we were the first to ever stop pilfering from the freezers
we were EVIL!