Is there a need for all the pretense?
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Oi brudder... got lang he tell me leh, that u got what... that big certificate that say you got that what P-something head Damage one, izzit, ah? No wonder you engwish so jia lat, buay sai, cmi! cmi!!
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Join Gah-men ar? Good idea wor. Must care hor. Maybe can new CEO of NKF but hor must do swee swee. If not later kar cheng tio cieo like Durai.
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Originally posted by elindra:Join Gah-men ar? Good idea wor. Must care hor. Maybe can new CEO of NKF but hor must do swee swee. If not later kar cheng tio cieo like Durai.
Looks like I must brush up on my Hokkien ley.
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Si siang kong ay? Yah lah, I kena Permanent Head Damage liao, that's why my Engrand not so powderful.Originally posted by Rhonda:Oi brudder... got lang he tell me leh, that u got what... that big certificate that say you got that what P-something head Damage one, izzit, ah? No wonder you engwish so jia lat, buay sai, cmi! cmi!! -
Originally posted by Rhonda:
Good one, elindra!!! Had no idea your Singlish is so bagus one! 
My Singlish all along very bagus one la. This is Singapore English ma. Must sarport sarport ar, if speek anything else is not Singaporean wor. -
Zoh lang must humble-humble one! You all ah, cannot make yourself high-up there, use what Engwish gwammar pohperly, cannot! Skali, nobody understand you, everybody hate you, then, how? Jia lat liao!
I tell you, if those ang moh lang come and say our Singapore Engwish no standard one, we just say, oi, you balek kampong lah, you! Our Singlish got international recognise one, you know! Don't play-play and see me no up, ok! -
Yeah! Must loyal loyal one!Originally posted by elindra:
My Singlish all along very bagus one la. This is Singapore English ma. Must sarport sarport ar, if speek anything else is not Singaporean wor. -
Hello, littlestream! How are you?
Oh wait! Pai seh! I forgot and used my 'GrammEr Accent' on you! Forgib! Forgib, hor!!
Me only wanna say, hello, littlestream! Di ho boh? -
HuhOriginally posted by Gedanken:Si siang kong ay? Yah lah, I kena Permanent Head Damage liao, that's why my Engrand not so powderful.
Geddy kenna Permanent Head Damage? Poor thing ar. Need me bring you to Lao Kuin or not. -
Ang Mo kong simi wa bua heo tia la. They speek slang here slang there, kong liao me see stars onlyOriginally posted by Rhonda:Zoh lang must humble-humble one! You all ah, cannot make yourself high-up there, use what Engwish gwammar pohperly, cannot! Skali, nobody understand you, everybody hate you, then, how? Jia lat liao!
I tell you, if those ang moh lang come and say our Singapore Engwish no standard one, we just say, oi, you balek kampong lah, you! Our Singlish got international recognise one, you know! Don't play-play and see me no up, ok! 
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More popcorn... check
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Lights... dimmed
Let the show continue!!
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No need lah!! Missy eh sai already! Sometimes, go to clinic, wait long long, hor? No need one!!Originally posted by elindra:Huh Geddy kenna Permanent Head Damage? Poor thing ar. Need me bring you to Lao Kuin or not. Got head damage good mah... cannot be branded grammEr elit... eli- what har?? Kana si eli-something-ist one! -
Wah, chik gueh gia jee chap gor cheng si beh ho tan leh! Da pi ji kor Bloop jin chua lao lan, dang kah Mrs Goh kong ah neh juay jiao way, bao beh dio eh lah.Originally posted by elindra:Join Gah-men ar? Good idea wor. Must care hor. Maybe can new CEO of NKF but hor must do swee swee. If not later kar cheng tio cieo like Durai. -
Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:
Ticket please
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[b]Let the show continue!!
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Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:
Yo, MG!
More popcorn... check
Soda refilled... check
Comfy chair... reclined
Lights... dimmed
[b]Let the show continue!!
MG[/b] Good to cya online again! And yeah, we're having too much fun now to stop! hahaha!!!
Oops... I did it again lah! Alamak... skali kena labelled got grammEr accent again, cham lah!! -
Originally posted by Gedanken:Wah, chik gueh gia jee chap gor cheng si beh ho tan leh! Da pi ji kor Bloop jin chua lao lan, dang kah Mrs Goh kong ah neh juay jiao way, bao beh dio eh alh.
Aiyah, he kor Bloop yi ta whey pi Davinder Singh power. Buay dio biao wan la -
Originally posted by Gedanken:Wah, chik gueh gia jee chap gor cheng si beh ho tan leh! Da pi ji kor Bloop jin chua lao lan, dang kah Mrs Goh kong ah neh juay jiao way, bao beh dio eh alh.
Wah! Ged, di hor, cham... cmi! cmi!! You even got Hokkien accent one! Like that cannot! You Engwish also got accent, Hokkien ALSO got accent! You better diam diam sit in corner better liao! -
I hereby congratulate Rhonda and Elindra for turning this into an 8 page thread... I am truly amazed -
Hee hee...........wa ho ho........kum siah you ask.Originally posted by Rhonda:Hello, littlestream! How are you?
Oh wait! Pai seh! I forgot and used my 'GrammEr Accent' on you! Forgib! Forgib, hor!!
Me only wanna say, hello, littlestream! Di ho boh?
Pai seh, I cho kang and surf forum at same time so sometimes delayed response hor.
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Beh hiao kin lah. Wah ji jun kwee char kway teow diam, ay sai gua Lolek, sai Marsaylee, beh pai lah.Originally posted by elindra:Huh Geddy kenna Permanent Head Damage? Poor thing ar. Need me bring you to Lao Kuin or not. -
Hey, DG! Aiyah... don't like that lah... I can paiseh one, y'know!!Originally posted by DriftingGuy:I hereby congratulate Rhonda and Elindra for turning this into an 8 page thread... I am truly amazed -
OY! SPEAK ENGLISH, LAH!Originally posted by Gedanken:Wah, chik gueh gia jee chap gor cheng si beh ho tan leh! Da pi ji kor Bloop jin chua lao lan, dang kah Mrs Goh kong ah neh juay jiao way, bao beh dio eh lah.
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Originally posted by Gedanken:Beh hiao kin lah. Wah ji jun kwee char kway teow diam, ay sai gua Lolek, sai Marsaylee, beh pai lah.
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Aiyah, accent accent, chap kuan lah! Ee kor Bloop bay song, lai lah! Wah lap ee jit eh gao liao!Originally posted by Rhonda: Wah! Ged, di hor, cham... cmi! cmi!! You even got Hokkien accent one! Like that cannot! You Engwish also got accent, Hokkien ALSO got accent! You better diam diam sit in corner better liao!