Corrupt a wish
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heya beautiful people!! just tot of sharing this really fun game with u guys (cut n pasted from somewhere
) enjoy!
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Let's see how evil you are! In the corrupt wish game, someone posts a wish. Any wish. Then the followup poster corrupts it; they grant it, but with a horrible twist. Then they make a wish in the same post. Here are some rules and advice.
1. Try to corrupt the last poster.
2. No wishing for wishy wishes ("I wish for an uncorruptable wish"Wink. Feel free to skip people who do this.
3. No childish corruptions. They must have to relate to the topic somehow. ("OK, you get a sandwich, but then you get hit by a truck and die!!"Wink
Here's an example.
Poster A: I wish for $1,000,000,000
Poster B: Fine, but it is all counterfeit. You get arrested and get sentenced to 50 years in prison.
I wish I could cook like the great chefs.
Poster C Poof! You can now cook, like, the great chefs. You cannibal!
I wish I could take a vacation in Australia.
Poster D Ta-da! You've been granted a year long working holiday at a cattle station in the outback of Northern Territory. The nearest town, Boogahpickawinna, with a population of 35, is 1,000 kilometers away.
{wish}
... and so on.
Let's begin.
I"ll go 1st... I wish for 1 million USD. -
Originally posted by the_don:
Horror of horrors!! You earned your US$1 million by dealing in drugs! Your door gets kicked down in the middle of the night by the police and you get arrested and dragged, kicking and screaming, in your nightwear, out of your house and now face serious charges and might have to spend the rest of your life in jail! I heard there are vicious lesbians in jail...
Let's begin.
I"ll go 1st... [b]I wish for 1 million USD.[/b]
OK, I wish to get enough money so I can study overseas without worrying about funds!
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You struck lottery n got enuff money to study overseas without worrying about funds.. but alas... u failed ur first year, n got offered another course... or get sent back homeOriginally posted by Rhonda:Horror of horrors!! You earned your US$1 million by dealing in drugs! Your door gets kicked down in the middle of the night by the police and you get arrested and dragged, kicking and screaming, in your nightwear, out of your house and now face serious charges and might have to spend the rest of your life in jail! I heard there are vicious lesbians in jail...
OK, I wish to get enough money so I can study overseas without worrying about funds!
i wish....... for my days to be peaceful.. -
you get your peace... for days. But after that world war 3 breaks out because you farted in a politician's face. Our country gets flattened by a nuke, its all your fault!Originally posted by shinta:You struck lottery n got enuff money to study overseas without worrying about funds.. but alas... u failed ur first year, n got offered another course... or get sent back home
i wish....... for my days to be peaceful..
I wish i wasn't employed but money appears in my bank for no reason at all. -
Your days are finally peaceful , until a Bear comes along and tear down your house in order to sleep with you , and sleeping is not what it only do , it arse raped you .Originally posted by shinta:You struck lottery n got enuff money to study overseas without worrying about funds.. but alas... u failed ur first year, n got offered another course... or get sent back home
i wish....... for my days to be peaceful..
I wish to be a genie that lives out of the lamp. -
awww.... damn!Originally posted by kopiosatu:you get your peace... for days. But after that world war 3 breaks out because you farted in a politician's face. Our country gets flattened by a nuke, its all your fault!
I wish i wasn't employed but money appears in my bank for no reason at all.
and the er.. corruption ppl appeared at ur doorstep and invited u back to the office... to aid in the money laundering investigation
u get charged n sentenced to life imprisonment
i wish........ everyday would be just like today -
GROUNDHOG DAY!!
you get so bored, you try to kill yourself, but keep waking up anyway... you become the most bored person ever...
i wish i wasn't so tired..Originally posted by shinta:awww.... damn!
and the er.. corruption ppl appeared at ur doorstep and invited u back to the office... to aid in the money laundering investigation
u get charged n sentenced to life imprisonment
i wish........ everyday would be just like today -
You suddenly feel re-vitalised and filled with energy~ your chronic backache disappears and suddenly you're doing things only teenagers do! You play football and someone tackles your from behind, u end up breaking ur leg like Djibrille Cisse, you get sent to hospital and because you don't have enough money, you can't get the treatment Cisse got. You can't exercise again, but you eat eat EAT. End up being RSAF (Round Short And Fat).Originally posted by the Bear:GROUNDHOG DAY!!
you get so bored, you try to kill yourself, but keep waking up anyway... you become the most bored person ever...
i wish i wasn't so tired..
I wish I could go on a holiday to Bali. -
u take a plane to Bali and den rent a car for a trip around town...going to exotic places....u decided to go back to your motelOriginally posted by kopiosatu:You suddenly feel re-vitalised and filled with energy~ your chronic backache disappears and suddenly you're doing things only teenagers do! You play football and someone tackles your from behind, u end up breaking ur leg like Djibrille Cisse, you get sent to hospital and because you don't have enough money, you can't get the treatment Cisse got. You can't exercise again, but you eat eat EAT. End up being RSAF (Round Short And Fat).
I wish I could go on a holiday to Bali.
u park your rented car near the motel and walk away from your car...suddenly a explosion occurs behind u...people run out screaming..bloody faces...police arrest you and charge you for terrorism...you are prevented for bailing and the court gives you a life imprisonment for a terrorist attack -
how come both endings for me are life imprisonments?
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prisons are where the legend of SOAP came fromOriginally posted by kopiosatu:how come both endings for me are life imprisonments?
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ok.. lemme changed that for puppy...Originally posted by kopiosatu:how come both endings for me are life imprisonments?
u get sent back to sg... where u're sentenced to death via starvation cruel enuff? -
ahhh yes... the link... the beginningOriginally posted by the Bear:prisons are where the legend of SOAP came from -
Damn just when I want to play, I get a forumer who's so content he doesn't wish for anything.
I wish people would cooperate. Work with me, people, WORK WITH ME!Originally posted by StarPuppy:u park your rented car and walk out of the motel...den a explosion occurs behind u...people run out screaming..bloody faces...police arrest you and charge you for terrorism...you are prevented for bailing and the court gives you a life imprisonment for a terrorist attack -
ok...let me post my wish
hmm...something that would not hurt me too badly
i wish i could go to australia -
ppl around u work with u...at the expense of ur sanityOriginally posted by choco B:Damn just when I want to play, I get a forumer who's so content he doesn't wish for anything.
I wish people would cooperate. Work with me, people, WORK WITH ME!
by the time the whole thing is completed, u went insane
i wish..............
to have no wishes at all -
you wander over there and get mauled by the same dingoes that mauled Lindy Chamberlain's baby
and when you find you have no wishes... you find yourself stagnant and stuck in a rut where you're bored to death for the rest of your life
i wish i could go on a 6-month European vacation!Originally posted by StarPuppy:ok...let me post my wish
hmm...something that would not hurt me too badly
i wish i could go to australia -
That's all well and good, until you're stranded in Norway and have to live with a nomadic family that eats reindeer meat at every meal, every day.Originally posted by the Bear:i wish i could go on a 6-month European vacation!
I want to go to my honey's homeland, Estonia.
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or would you rather step onto the street and get hit by a bus?
Originally posted by kopiosatu:how come both endings for me are life imprisonments? -
You book a flight but it turns out you booked the wrong destination. You end up parachuting down from the airplane into Elbonia where you stay with the Elbonians, visited occasionally by Dilbert who can't do anything to get you out of the dunghole.Originally posted by Kuali Baba:That's all well and good, until you're stranded in Norway and have to live with a nomadic family that eats reindeer meat at every meal, every day.
I want to go to my honey's homeland, Estonia.
I wish I could think of a wish right now. -
Too bad, the fairy god-mother has decided not to wait for your wish to be tot of and came and find me instead. You end up being slapped with a fine for contemplating too long.Originally posted by kopiosatu:You book a flight but it turns out you booked the wrong destination. You end up parachuting down from the airplane into Elbonia where you stay with the Elbonians, visited occasionally by Dilbert who can't do anything to get you out of the dunghole.
I wish I could think of a wish right now.
I wish i could finish my gp, phys, chem,bio, maths tutorials now so that i can sleep!!!
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Alamak............my turn to play and then kena this type of wish. How to continue?Originally posted by kopiosatu:I wish I could think of a wish right now.
Okay, okay........brain cells working overtime.........
You wish your 3-week vacation gets approved. One has been long overdued to you! -
hey i came firstOriginally posted by littlestream:Alamak............my turn to play and then kena this type of wish. How to continue? Okay, okay........brain cells working overtime.........
You wish your 3-week vacation gets approved. One has been long overdued to you! -
Yah lor........you beat me to it.........*haiz*...."ka chiu ban lay" (hand leg slow)Originally posted by ctstalin:Too bad, the fairy god-mother has decided not to wait for your wish to be tot of and came and find me instead. You end up being slapped with a fine for contemplating too long.
I wish i could finish my gp, phys, chem,bio, maths tutorials now so that i can sleep!!!
*waves the wand*
There......done....all your assignments and you go to bed.
You wake up the next morning and discovered it was all but a dream and ALL your assignments are still UNDONE!!! (aiyah, I am not a harsh person, so find it very hard to corrupt your wish leh). You get grounded by your parents and was made to stand outside of classroom by your teachers!
Okay, now my wish :
I wish for peace and harmony. -
the peace and harmony is enforced by totalitarian maniac regime who are totally communist and you become a number without any rights whatsoever...
i wish my bowling was more consistentOriginally posted by littlestream:Yah lor........you beat me to it.........*haiz*...."ka chiu ban lay" (hand leg slow)
*waves the wand*
There......done....all your assignments and you go to bed.
You wake up the next morning and discovered it was all but a dream and ALL your assignments are still UNDONE!!! (aiyah, I am not a harsh person, so find it very hard to corrupt your wish leh). You get grounded by your parents and was made to stand outside of classroom by your teachers!
Okay, now my wish :
I wish for peace and harmony.