Now what would Babelfish have to say about this? Let's see:
Hi there,
I'm cute, I'm funny, I'm challenging, ambitious, hard working, self employed guy.
TRANSLATED: Nobody wants to hire me - they're jealous because I'm cute, I'm funny, I'm challenging, ambitious, hard working blah blah.Young good looking fine guy looking for pretty gals to hang out with on doing anything fun and not boring.
Dinner's boring - let's just skip straight to the good part!No strings attached. All fun! Wish to have more lady friends!
I've never had a problem leaving a fistful of 10-dollar bills on the bedside table, but my usual service providers have raised their fees lately.Pls leave your email to me and I will get back to you asap!
Come on, come on....... my F5 key's wearing out here!If you have webcam and photo, it's the best!
Maybe I've seen you before on those $4.95-per-month sites?I have ladies making eye contact with me but there's quite a couple of them when I'm walking around. So I decided to give it a shot here instead. : ) LOL
Everybody remarks on my uncanny resemblance to Phua Chu Kang. Maybe I'd better start off without you seeing me.I'm not trying to act kool nor proud, ladies. I have a good heart but i'm horny at the same time. Blame who? I ain't know.
Well, it's technically true - my BP's 120/85. Well, when they strap that velcro thingy round my arm, leastways.I just want to take your hand and walk under the moon. And let's just talk, shall we? ; )
Yeah, talk ... talk's a good word to use here.....Give me your hp no. It's going to be alrite.
And I've got my all-clear certificate from Middle Road Clinic to prove it!When's that coffee going to start working?