The things you hear on some jobs .....
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A proctologist PHD, claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing a rectal exam.
1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "God, Now I know why I am not gay."
And the best one of all...
13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"
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the dignity bit is so real.... -
*faintz*
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Those comments are really all sooo funny!
Reminds me of a comment made by a close friend before, "I wonder what in the world makes a doc decide to become an explorer of the nether regions!".
Up till today, we still can't figure out what would make a doc decide to become a proctologist! 
Ah well, sh!t happens... sometimes, literally! -
it might be shi.t to you, but to them they are bread and **peanut** butter!!Originally posted by Rhonda:
Those comments are really all sooo funny!
Reminds me of a comment made by a close friend before, "I wonder what in the world makes a doc decide to become an explorer of the nether regions!". Up till today, we still can't figure out what would make a doc decide to become a proctologist!
Ah well, sh!t happens... sometimes, literally! -
Originally posted by Gazelle:it might be shi.t to you, but to them they are bread and **peanut** butter!!
Gives a whole new meaning to the term, 'Up yours!' -
Aw, come on, Rhonda - say what you will, but at the end of the day, it's an honest, hands-in... uh, hands-on job.Originally posted by Rhonda:Reminds me of a comment made by a close friend before, "I wonder what in the world makes a doc decide to become an explorer of the nether regions!". Up till today, we still can't figure out what would make a doc decide to become a proctologist!