the shop assistant staggered up to the boss, looking totally beaten up, scratched and bleeding, his clothes ripped to shred...
"What the hell happened to you?", gasped the boss.
"Well, boss, you know that ugly suit? The purple one with neon pink lapels, gold buttons and beige trimmings? The one that has been there, an eyesore for the past 3 years?", said the assistant.
"Yes! Yes! But what does it have to do with you being in such a state?" cried the boss.
"Boss, I sold it!", exclaimed the assistant.
"That's great! There was someone who liked it??", queried the boss.
"Yup! He loved it!", boasted the assistant.
"So, what the hell did that have to do with you being in such a state?", went the boss.
"He loved it! But his seeing-eye dog damned near killed me!"
p.s. i love politically WRONG jokes
