Old n' busted: the metrosexual. New hotness: the ubersexual
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Originally posted by HENG@:thats sort of men are married, dead, or gay
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*ahem ! .......Originally posted by HENG@:thats sort of men are married, dead, or gay -
did i mention thats sort of men are probably humble too?Originally posted by Fatum:*ahem ! ....... -
Originally posted by HENG@:thats sort of men are married, dead, or gay
I think my SO is a hybrid -
i think he comes under the 'married' category?Originally posted by elindra:
I think my SO is a hybrid 
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the imperative to set the record straight over-rides modesty in this case ...Originally posted by HENG@:did i mention thats sort of men are probably humble too? -
I know a few of them (inc colleagues). A couple of them are so petty, calculative, bitchy and personal that I would still not like them whether they are guys or gals. And ya, they talk to me like I'm their sista!Originally posted by Fatum:seriously, ladies, did you ever find those effete, effeminate guys attractive ? ...
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*feels a lot of hot air in here right now*Originally posted by Fatum:the imperative to set the record straight over-rides modesty in this case ... -
A metrosexual does not necessarily have to behave effiminately. Nor is a Metro necessarily an ah kua.
I wonder how much water do these arguments hold. George Clooney is both listed as an Uber here and a Metro at the other thread. Perhaps he is the elusive hybrid after all
Regardless, I'll take specimens like Clooney and Pitt anyday no matter what they're labeled as -
Clooney is commitment-phobic, and Pitt is....well.....at the other end - commit too many times...until he loses himself.Originally posted by choco B:A metrosexual does not necessarily have to behave effiminately. Nor is a Metro necessarily an ah kua.
I wonder how much water do these arguments hold. George Clooney is both listed as an Uber here and a Metro at the other thread. Perhaps he is the elusive hybrid after all
Regardless, I'll take specimens like Clooney and Pitt anyday no matter what they're labeled as
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In addition to Jack Hughman? Waa...big appetite.Originally posted by choco B:Regardless, I'll take specimens like Clooney and Pitt anyday no matter what they're labeled as
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Ya he is under the 'married' categoryOriginally posted by HENG@:i think he comes under the 'married' category? -
I kinda dig Johnny Depp and Christian Bale and Viggo Mortensen
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This is a valid observation .
However I wouldn't relate attitudes to relationship & ability to commit to the Uber / Metro labels.
Haha a different pin-up every dayOriginally posted by Wanda:Clooney is commitment-phobic, and Pitt is....well.....at the other end - commit too many times...until he loses himself. Originally posted by Wanda:In addition to Jack Hughman? Waa...big appetite. -
Then u may like Orlando Bloom...he looks quite metrosexual in his latest movie with kirsten dunst.Originally posted by elindra:I kinda dig Johnny Depp and Christian Bale and Viggo Mortensen -
oh. so when did u discover u were gay?Originally posted by Fatum:the imperative to set the record straight over-rides modesty in this case ... -
thank you. proves me point.Originally posted by elindra:Ya he is under the 'married' category -
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I like Bloom as Legolas and I think he looks better blondOriginally posted by Wanda:Then u may like Orlando Bloom...he looks quite metrosexual in his latest movie with kirsten dunst. -
For you lot who love them MCPs or ubersexuals or whatever, heres 30 funny facts about the most ubersexual male on the planet, Chuck Norris.
1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
4. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
5. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
6. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
7. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
8. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
9. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
10. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
11. Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
12. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
13. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
14. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
15. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
16. A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
17. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
18. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
19. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
20. As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
21. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
22. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
23. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
24. Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
25. Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.
26. If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
27. Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
28. Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
29. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Red Indian.
30. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell them there was a stripper in it. -
sounds like heng is in lust and wishes to stalk Chuck
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have u seen that fact site?Originally posted by the Bear:sounds like heng is in lust and wishes to stalk Chuck
it has facts about Vin Diesel and Mr T too.
stuff such as, Onions do not make Vin Diesel cry. Vin Diesel make onions shit themselves -
wtf..Originally posted by HENG@:For you lot who love them MCPs or ubersexuals or whatever, heres 30 funny facts about the most ubersexual male on the planet, Chuck Norris.
1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
4. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
5. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
6. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
7. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
8. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
9. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
10. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
11. Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
12. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
13. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
14. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
15. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
16. A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
17. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
18. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
19. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
20. As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
21. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
22. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
23. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
24. Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
25. Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.
26. If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
27. Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
28. Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
29. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Red Indian.
30. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell them there was a stripper in it. -
think they were laughing their heads off.. and possible groaning in pain not in ecstasy .. but it is easy to mistake cos both can make u very out of breath...Originally posted by HENG@:did u hear the one where ladies orgasm when Chuck Norris simply snaps his fingers and says Booya! -
how about SAM in LOTR.
See.. Guys like Aragorn turns me on, but they don't look at me
Guys like Legolas impress me, but there's often an age and cultural gap
Guys like Frodo makes me feel impatient
Guys like Saruman pisses me off cos they have nicer hair
so.. there's always Sam, but I worry he is gay.
Aragorn is a Ubersexual
Legolas is Metrosexual
Frodo is Asexual
Saruman is Transsexual