Chief Justice to a kleptomaniac..
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"cure yourself? you are just plain stupid."
CJ decided to give the lady another chance as he felt a jail term will ruin her life. -
Well, the CJ did warn that if she were to steal again, she'll be jailed for 18 years...
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she just have to take her medication.
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or just stay at home...
or wear a t-shirt warning shop assistants she's a kleptomaniac... also serves as a reminder she shouldn't misbehave.
or paint her hands green, so she won't be caught red-handed!
or tattoo "don't steal" on her hands... -
those are good suggestions.
are you a kleptomaniac too? -
a friend told me this story of a rich tai-tai who's a kleptomaniac (dunno true or not...)
apparently her very rich husband hired a bodyguard cum butler cum personal assistant to trail her discretly whenever she goes out...
so she would go on a pinching spree and this bbpa would follow behind and pay for the stuff she stole...
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ya, but i only steal my own things...
Originally posted by dragg:
those are good suggestions.
are you a kleptomaniac too? -
heard of dis story too...Originally posted by kalangkabo:a friend told me this story of a rich tai-tai who's a kleptomaniac (dunno true or not...)
apparently her very rich husband hired a bodyguard cum butler cum personal assistant to trail her discretly whenever she goes out...
so she would go on a pinching spree and this bbpa would follow behind and pay for the stuff she stole...
but it sounds fake... -
technically, you can't steal what you own....Originally posted by ilovemyrolex:ya, but i only steal my own things...
just being pedantic. -
18 years
....CJ knowing that she cant stop stealing, wanna find an opportunity to put her out for good. 
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supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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it certainly is true for the son of a tycoon in hong kong.Originally posted by alwaysdisturbed:heard of dis story too...
but it sounds fake... -
WTFOriginally posted by ilovemyrolex:or just stay at home...
or wear a t-shirt warning shop assistants she's a kleptomaniac... also serves as a reminder she shouldn't misbehave.
or paint her hands green, so she won't be caught red-handed!
or tattoo "don't steal" on her hands...
WawwawaHAHAHAHAHAHHAA -
she need 18yrs of mental treatment not jail.. sighz..Originally posted by cornyfish2000:Well, the CJ did warn that if she were to steal again, she'll be jailed for 18 years...
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green handed?Originally posted by ilovemyrolex:or just stay at home...
or wear a t-shirt warning shop assistants she's a kleptomaniac... also serves as a reminder she shouldn't misbehave.
or paint her hands green, so she won't be caught red-handed!
or tattoo "don't steal" on her hands...