Lord of the...Dragon!
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BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAOriginally posted by Rhonda:
I loved it when my Bio teacher in Sec 4 said, 'Class, today, we're starting on Ch 13 on Reproduction. And on Wednesday, we'll have our practical session.'
My classmate-in-crime and I just BURST out guffawing away, tears in our eyes cause we were laughing sooooo hard!
The teacher and the rest of the class just stared at the two of us and they didn't catch the joke!!
Practical session on reproduction
BWAHAHAHAHA
Mass o*** in school too :O Kinda like Japanese porn or something -
You think next time, when singles put up ads, they'll say, 'Only Grade 4's need apply!'?
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Yeah! Precisely!! But the rest of the class, teacher included, just didn't geddit!!Originally posted by elindra:BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Practical seesion on reproduction
BWAHAHAHAHA 
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''Teacher!!! I volunteer for the Biology Practical session on Wednesday!!''
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ok, u just made ur first comment - "No comments"Originally posted by laurence82:No comments
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Durability ought to be something like a test on how immune one is to mood dampeners
Does his interest flag on :
grade 1 - seeing partner's old and baggy underwear revealed
grade 2 - being interrupted by problematic phone call from office
grade 3 - interruption from partner's husband wielding chopper
grade 4 - discovering that female partner turns out to be man -
WAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAOriginally posted by choco B:Durability ought to be something like a test on how immune one is to mood dampeners
Does his interest flag on :
grade 1 - seeing partner's old and baggy underwear revealed
grade 2 - being interrupted by problematic phone call from office
grade 3 - interruption from partner's husband wielding chopper
grade 4 - discovering that female partner turns out to be man
But if this is the case, gays will all be graded as grade 4 -
AAAAAaaaaaahhh HaaaaRharharharhahahahaha!!!Originally posted by choco B:Durability ought to be something like a test on how immune one is to mood dampeners
Does his interest flag on :
grade 1 - seeing partner's old and baggy underwear revealed
grade 2 - being interrupted by problematic phone call from office
grade 3 - interruption from partner's husband wielding chopper
grade 4 - discovering that female partner turns out to be man
Grade 1 would also include, 'Dah-ling, I just went shopping today (and used your credit card)!' or 'Dah-ling, can we talk first?' -
Oh my! In food forum, someone right now is asking about "SPICY raman where we can choose the hotness degree from grade 1 to grade 4 - 5". I wonder from where or how he/she suddenly got this inspiration?
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i have never used this term before but... NPNT!
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Originally posted by Wanda:Oh my! In food forum, someone right now is asking about "SPICY raman where we can choose the hotness degree from grade 1 to grade 4 - 5". I wonder from where or how he/she suddenly got this inspiration?
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Erm... what's 'NPNT'?? Izzit a term used by pro's? Like, 'No Penetration, No Transaction'?Originally posted by JLennon:i have never used this term before but... NPNT! -
Darnit... we should have titled this thread, 'Grade Your Dragon'!
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Rhonda ! ....................Originally posted by Rhonda:Erm... what's 'NPNT'?? Izzit a term used by pro's? Like, 'No Penetration, No Transaction'? -
Mine would beOriginally posted by choco B:Durability ought to be something like a test on how immune one is to mood dampeners
Does his interest flag on :
grade 1 - seeing partner's old and baggy underwear revealed
grade 2 - being interrupted by problematic phone call from office
grade 3 - interruption from partner's husband wielding chopper
grade 4 - discovering that female partner turns out to be man
grade 1 - seeing partner's old and baggy underwear revealed
grade 2 - being interrupted by problematic phone call from office
grade 3 - interruption from partner while watching the most awaited match during world cup
grade 4 - discovering that female partner busted his credit card -
For the benefit of all, including the Hokkien-speaking ah peks, here's a translation of the different grades of erections...
Grade 1 : Buay Sai... Ah Buay Hoh!
Grade 2 : Dio Bi Dan Ji Mahn Nia, Ah Buay Hoh!
Grade 3 : Hoh Liao! Da Bi, Mm Si Gong Jin Jia Hoh!
Grade 4 : Jin Jia, Jin Jia Hoh!! -
Originally posted by Fatum:Rhonda ! ....................
Seriously, WHAT is NPNT??
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Grade 4 here is something like that scene in Crying Game.Originally posted by choco B:Durability ought to be something like a test on how immune one is to mood dampeners
Does his interest flag on :
grade 1 - seeing partner's old and baggy underwear revealed
grade 2 - being interrupted by problematic phone call from office
grade 3 - interruption from partner's husband wielding chopper
grade 4 - discovering that female partner turns out to be man -
No picture no talkOriginally posted by Rhonda:
Seriously, WHAT is NPNT?? -
notti notti......Originally posted by Rhonda:Erm... what's 'NPNT'?? Izzit a term used by pro's? Like, 'No Penetration, No Transaction'? NPNT = no pix no tok.....
i wonder is there a rigid-o-meter or something? -
but seriously who does the grading?
and missy ur definition of NPNT win all sia!!! -
it's gonna be a super long practical session.......Originally posted by Rhonda:
I loved it when my Bio teacher in Sec 4 said, 'Class, today, we're starting on Ch 13 on Reproduction. And on Wednesday, we'll have our practical session.'
tat lasted 9mths lah! wat u thinking??!! -
tensile stress test
Ouch!Originally posted by JLennon:i wonder is there a rigid-o-meter or something? -
Originally posted by Rhonda:For the benefit of all, including the Hokkien-speaking ah peks, here's a translation of the different grades of erections...
Grade 1 : Buay Sai... Ah Buay Hoh!
Grade 2 : Dio Bi Dan Ji Mahn Nia, Ah Buay Hoh!
Grade 3 : Hoh Liao! Da Bi, Mm Si Gong Jin Jia Hoh!
Grade 4 : Jin Jia, Jin Jia Hoh!! Wah piangz!!! -
Originally posted by tare:but seriously who does the grading?
and missy ur definition of NPNT win all sia!!! 
Ahem! This friendly and very helpful missy here can do the grading!
/me quickly hangs up the 'Missy is IN!' sign!