If I had the time I'd read an entertaining book like this
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"Is There a Doctor in the House?
Say youÂ’re at a party. YouÂ’ve had a martini or three, and you mingle through the crowd, wondering how long you need to stay before going out for pizza. Suddenly youÂ’re introduced to someone new, Dr. Nice Tomeetya. You forget the pizza. Now is the perfect time to bring up all those strange questions youÂ’d like to ask during an office visit with your own doctor but havenÂ’t had the guts (or more likely the time) to do so. YouÂ’re filled with liquid courage . . . now is your chance! If youÂ’ve ever wanted to ask a doctor . . .
•How do people in wheelchairs have sex?
•Why do I get a killer headache when I suck down my milkshake too fast?
•Can I lose my contact lens inside my head forever?
•Why does asparagus make my pee smell?
•Why do old people grow hair on their ears?
•Is the old adage “beer before liquor, never sicker, liquor before beer . . .” really true?
. . . then Why Do Men Have Nipples? is the book for you.
Compiled by Billy Goldberg, an emergency medicine physician, and Mark Leyner, bestselling author and well-known satirist, Why Do Men Have Nipples? offers real factual and really funny answers to some of the big questions about the oddities of our bodies."
Info taken from Amazon.com