Handy answers to difficult questions from relatives
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I'm sure we all face these difficult questions at one time or another, esp. during the festive seasons when 'concerned' friends and relatives would inevitably ask them year after year.
Examples of difficult questions would be:
#1. When are you getting a bf/gf?
#2. When are you getting married?
#3. When are you having a baby?
#4. When are you having your 2nd child?
#5. When are you going to....(fill in the blanks)
If you're married and your relatives ask you question #3.
Handy answer to #3: I learnt from your parents' mistake, so I use birth control.
Pls help by listing other handy answers to difficult questions.
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I avoid answering alltogether by making sure I'm out of the country during festive seasons, or just refusing to visit them altogether. Haven't seen most of them for years.
Some suggestions:
#1 & #2: When I find someone I really like lah. If they comment on my fussiness, I'll say that I have much higher standards than their spouses. -
#1. When are you getting a bf/gf?
- When I decide which is better in bed
- Why? You want to make a go at him?
- When I decide to stop being lesbian
#2. When are you getting married?
- When you agree to sponsor us
- When I get pregnant
- When we decide to stop swinging
- When the law is no longer looking for him
#3. When are you having a baby?
- We can't. We are HIV infected. That would be so unfair to the child
- We want to continue with our swinging lifestyle
- What??? And have my designer furniture destroyed?
- When you decide to sponsor me for a after birth slimming program
- *Looks at them with saddness in the eyes and start tearing*
#4. When are you having your 2nd child?
- I'm too poor. Are you going to pay for his/her education for me?
Ok, I'm just joking here. Now, I also run away from CNY to avoid those questions -
Piangz...
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mine's different.. they ask me if i'm serious about gettin married
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Coz to them you're still young maOriginally posted by shinta:mine's different.. they ask me if i'm serious about gettin married
Aiya they asked me that question also coz hubby than bf not chinese -
give me ang pow then i answer can or not?
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#1 when i get a gf prettier den ur wife or youOriginally posted by Wanda:I'm sure we all face these difficult questions at one time or another, esp. during the festive seasons when 'concerned' friends and relatives would inevitably ask them year after year.
Examples of difficult questions would be:
#1. When are you getting a bf/gf?
#2. When are you getting married?
#3. When are you having a baby?
#4. When are you having your 2nd child?
#5. When are you going to....(fill in the blanks)
If you're married and your relatives ask you question #3.
Handy answer to #3: I learnt from your parents' mistake, so I use birth control.
Pls help by listing other handy answers to difficult questions.
#2 after i make her pregnant
#3 if u can stop wasting my time talking to u,i might have a higher chance
#4 reply back after your next one since i'm younger den u
#5 when are you going to divorce?? -
age isn the issue...Originally posted by elindra:Coz to them you're still young ma
Aiya they asked me that question also coz hubby than bf not chinese
they asked me if i have money tohave weddin dinner -
can always hold at hdb voiddeck..Originally posted by shinta:age isn the issue...
they asked me if i have money tohave weddin dinner -
Can ROM first than dinner if you want it done traditionally.Originally posted by shinta:age isn the issue...
they asked me if i have money tohave weddin dinner
IF not like me everything one day gao dim -
exchange vows at the swimming pool..dinner can order catered buffet...not bad..Originally posted by elindra:Can ROM first than dinner if you want it done traditionally.
IF not like me everything one day gao dim -
u noe, i was thinkin of xchangin vows at sembawang jetty, den everyone go to seafood palace eat after thatOriginally posted by stellazio:exchange vows at the swimming pool..dinner can order catered buffet...not bad..
clad in shorts n slippers
u think can? -
punggol better..can go fish up ur own dinner..Originally posted by shinta:u noe, i was thinkin of xchangin vows at sembawang jetty, den everyone go to seafood palace eat after that
clad in shorts n slippers
u think can? -
Exchanging vows at sembawang jetty is a sweet idea but not in SHORTS N SLIPPERS LA!!!Originally posted by shinta:u noe, i was thinkin of xchangin vows at sembawang jetty, den everyone go to seafood palace eat after that
clad in shorts n slippers
u think can?
At least dress up ma -
might as well go to kelong there...
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hanor hanor..your only time to look your most beautiful in a bridal gown..u rather wear shorts and slippers..lOriginally posted by elindra:Exchanging vows at sembawang jetty is a sweet idea but not in SHORTS N SLIPPERS LA!!!
At least dress up ma -
One or two swear words will suffice for all the questions.
Why waste time thinking of witty answers? -
Even not bridal gown wear a nice c o c ktail dress maOriginally posted by stellazio:hanor hanor..your only time to look your most beautiful in a bridal gown..u rather wear shorts and slippers..l -
hanor hanor.. but what is a cocktail dress ar?Originally posted by elindra:Even not bridal gown wear a nice c o c ktail dress ma -
but.....Originally posted by elindra:Exchanging vows at sembawang jetty is a sweet idea but not in SHORTS N SLIPPERS LA!!!
At least dress up ma
i dun like leh
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
how about a sleeveless top, plus a wrap around skirt with a bit of prints?
like this got the beach kinda feeling but not too casual?
hmmm ?
i dun wanna look like ba zhangOriginally posted by stellazio:hanor hanor..your only time to look your most beautiful in a bridal gown..u rather wear shorts and slippers..l
whats Cocktail dress?Originally posted by elindra:Even not bridal gown wear a nice cocktail dress ma -
like that might as well exchange vows in hawaii..shorts and slippers by the beach somemore..no cocktail dresses,but lots of cocktails to drink..
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Originally posted by elindra:
wow. you must have been harass with these questions by relatives to be giving these answers.
[b]#1. When are you getting a bf/gf?
- When I decide which is better in bed
- Why? You want to make a go at him?
- When I decide to stop being lesbian
#2. When are you getting married?
- When you agree to sponsor us
- When I get pregnant
- When we decide to stop swinging
- When the law is no longer looking for him
#3. When are you having a baby?
- We can't. We are HIV infected. That would be so unfair to the child
- We want to continue with our swinging lifestyle
- What??? And have my designer furniture destroyed?
- When you decide to sponsor me for a after birth slimming program
- *Looks at them with saddness in the eyes and start tearing*
#4. When are you having your 2nd child?
- I'm too poor. Are you going to pay for his/her education for me?
Ok, I'm just joking here. Now, I also run away from CNY to avoid those questions
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocktail_dressOriginally posted by stellazio:hanor hanor.. but what is a cocktail dress ar?
Replace the sensored portion with C o c Ktail
Anyway some sample pics:
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i'll give those a miss...
i look like bak zhang