Dislike your colleagues? Here's a solution...

• laurence82

  5 Dec 05, 17:38

  http://www.officeguns.com/guns.html
  
  
• Manager433

  5 Dec 05, 18:26

  I don't think it can works in my work place.
  
  All of them are equally armed to the teeth.
• kops21

  5 Dec 05, 23:32

  child play
• Rhonda

  6 Dec 05, 01:35

  Biangz... lau, you spend your free time looking for evil stuff?! No wonder you're an evil banana... you're rotten to the core, man!
• aRcTiC_sTaR

  6 Dec 05, 01:42

  Those people got wayyyyy too much free time.
• donchoo

  6 Dec 05, 01:46

  Lol. office also got this kinda thing.
  
  I rmb in primary school we had the pen mortar. Pilot G2 pen. Take out the ink tube then remove this plastic part and put onto of the spring. Push it down till u hear the pen click, then cut a small circular rubber ring from the pen rubber grip and stuff it into the mouth of the "mortar tube" to prevent the works from coming out when firing. There are a range of projectiles ranging from small cut pieces of eraser, stapler bullets, to 6mm bb pellets which is the best projectile.
  
  For longer range u can stuff in 2 springs for more power.
  
  Then fire at will at your teachers, they never knew who did it
  
  Theres also the stapler bullet thing. That one damn pain kanna before in pri 5. We twist the 2 stapler bullets together to form a sort of barb wire and make lots of it and on days that have to wear PE shorts we toss them on the unsuspecting fellas chair. It will really prick your butt.
• aRcTiC_sTaR

  6 Dec 05, 01:47

  Originally posted by donchoo:

  Lol. office also got this kinda thing.
  
  I rmb in primary school we had the pen mortar. Pilot G2 pen. Take out the ink tube then remove this plastic part and put onto of the spring. Push it down till u hear the pen click, then cut a small circular rubber ring from the pen rubber grip and stuff it into the mouth of the "mortar tube" to prevent the works from coming out when firing. There are a range of projectiles ranging from small cut pieces of eraser, stapler bullets, to 6mm bb pellets which is the best projectile.
  
  For longer range u can stuff in 2 springs for more power.
  
  Then fire at will at your teachers, they never knew who did it
  
  Theres also the stapler bullet thing. That one damn pain kanna before in pri 5. We twist the 2 stapler bullets together to form a sort of barb wire and make lots of it and on days that have to wear PE shorts we toss them on the unsuspecting fellas chair. It will really prick your butt.

  Those were the days =)
  
  I remember folding paper strips and firing them with a rubber band too XD
• the Bear

  6 Dec 05, 01:51

  seriously, i've tested most of the mauls.. the office mauls don't work very well and may wipe you out instead of your enemy..
  
  however, the supermaul will work (mainly because i've made one similar to that)
  
  i fired a bic pen at the wall.. the bic disintegrated and there was a small hole in the wall...
  
  i like the idea of the clustermaul tho'
  
  like they said, it's a great trap!
• Rhonda

  6 Dec 05, 01:54

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  i fired a bic pen at the wall.. the bic disintegrated and there was a small hole in the wall...
  
  

  
  
  Wah!!
• the Bear

  6 Dec 05, 01:58

  the power of the supermaul comes from the fact that a very strong elastic band (those probably used by the post office for their parcels) is "doubled up".. that is, notice that it's flipped back again so the "k" or the elasticity of the rubberband is doubled...
  
  that increases the acceleration by a factor of 2 i think...
  
  whatever it is, it's scary as heck
• laurence82

  6 Dec 05, 02:02

  good range weapon against evil colleagues
  
  
• the Bear

  6 Dec 05, 02:06

  i love the way they mounted a laser guide to the supermaul
  
  oh.. you know the clustermauls? they work!
  
  it was hilarious when i launched about 5 over the cubicle wall in the office at one time... 5 snaps and a loud #*&#^* from the fella in the other cubicle was the result
• laurence82

  6 Dec 05, 02:08

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  i love the way they mounted a laser guide to the supermaul
  
  oh.. you know the clustermauls? they work!
  
  it was hilarious when i launched about 5 over the cubicle wall in the office at one time... 5 snaps and a loud #*&#^* from the fella in the other cubicle was the result

  seriously, u actually did try it out?
  
  i think my prospective colleagues would have killed me
  
  
• the Bear

  6 Dec 05, 02:10

  and then?
  
  these officegunners are treading on paths blazed by other office psychopaths
  
  

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  seriously, u actually did try it out?
  
  i think my prospective colleagues would have killed me
  
  

• Meia Gisborn

  6 Dec 05, 02:15

  Originally posted by aRcTiC_sTaR:

  Those were the days =)
  
  I remember folding paper strips and firing them with a rubber band too XD

  Ah, yes. I remember the epic "paper pellet wars" that broke out in the classroom back in my primary school days...
  
  And we didn't stop there--the "wars" would continue after classes in the school buses, as we tried to pelt students in other buses. We had a pretty good system going on the buses too: in order to maintain a high rate of fire, one person would shoot and another would be folding scraps of paper into the pellets and handing them to the shooter.
• the Bear

  6 Dec 05, 02:18

  i got banned in the wars...
  
  my ordinance too
  
  they were lethal enough to kill pigeons and caused purple blisters and sometimes bleeding when people were hit by my pellets
  
  so in the interest of public safety, i was not to be hit, and i was not to participate.. but if i was hit, i was allowed to retaliate with my pellets
• laurence82

  6 Dec 05, 02:21

  I think my classmates are more towards setting traps and body vandalism
  
  Traps include twisted staples on the seats of unsuspecting friend
  
  Body vandalism include uses of blackboard duster dusted with colours of many coloured chalks and ........correction fluid