Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon Jive Pad" 7th Edition
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Actually hor, come to think of it, being unhappily single is also better than being unhappily married.Originally posted by av98m:av98m despairs of ever finding someone to share his life with but he'd rather deal with that than anyhow whack and get married like so many people he knows. He feels that it is far better to be happily single than unhappily married
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woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?Originally posted by av98m:Actually hor, come to think of it, being unhappily single is also better than being unhappily married. -
Originally posted by av98m:Actually hor, come to think of it, being unhappily single is also better than being unhappily married.
The worst kinda trap to be in, is to think that you'll be happy once you get married, and then, after getting married, you quickly realise that you were actually happier single! 
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Ah... was just woken up by my alarm... soon, there'll be TWO episodes of CSI on AXN!
Happy! Happeeeeeeee!!! 
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I always wake up on the wrong side on weekdays.Originally posted by skeujin:woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning? -
was shown last ngt. 1st episode was shown some time ago on 5. so i slpt thru it n dont knw wat 2nd episodes bout.Originally posted by Rhonda:Ah... was just woken up by my alarm... soon, there'll be TWO episodes of CSI on AXN! Happy! Happeeeeeeee!!! -
Hanor hanor!Originally posted by Rhonda:
The worst kinda trap to be in, is to think that you'll be happy once you get married, and then, after getting married, you quickly realise that you were actually happier single! -
Originally posted by av98m:Because I am bored, perhaps it is time for part 2 of my "intro":
av98m hears the starwars evil galactic empire theme music in his head everytime he watches parliament on TV.
av98m trusts the government about as much as he'd trust the used hi-fi salesmen at Sim Lim Square.
av98m pities the fools who stand right infront of the MRT doors when people are trying to alight. He walks right through them(yes, even women and children), ignoring their cries and shouts of pain and protest. This is one instance his size proves very useful.
av98m thinks that there should be a mandatory death sentence for spammers and those who program viruses.
av98m thinks that the local TV channels suck. He prefers to stick to what he can get on cable.
av98m despairs of ever finding someone to share his life with but he'd rather deal with that than anyhow whack and get married like so many people he knows. He feels that it is far better to be happily single than unhappily married.
av98m feels that the death penalty should be applicable to animal abusers.
av98m has always wondered if motherfuckers choose to drive mercedes benzes or people become motherfuckers after they drive mercedes benzes. kind of a chicken and egg question really.
av98m is seriously contemplating future migration to a much less crowded country. Singaporeans live in lab rat conditions.
av98m feels that travel by public transport in singapore(as well as many asian countries) is a truly dehumanising experience.
.........to be continued (maybe) Tamade! I have probably glared at you in utter shock and indignance before as you pulled your stunt!
The current affairs programs that are produced by TCS are actually not bad.
I concur!!
I sooooo hate crowded public transport! 
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Tamade... I've watched this episode before!Originally posted by skeujin:was shown last ngt. 1st episode was shown some time ago on 5. so i slpt thru it n dont knw wat 2nd episodes bout. GGrrrr!! -
the "waking up in bed and wondering what were you doing with this person next to you" syndrome ? ....Originally posted by Rhonda:
The worst kinda trap to be in, is to think that you'll be happy once you get married, and then, after getting married, you quickly realise that you were actually happier single! -
I've always wondered why people do that. Are they morons? Don't they knew people need to get out of the train before they go in? Boggles the mind really. One fine day I just made up my mind to bulldoze my way through such inconsiderate pricks.Originally posted by Rhonda: Tamade! I have probably glared at you in utter shock and indignance before as you pulled your stunt! -
Originally posted by av98m:Hanor hanor!
But then, the sucker is... you won't know until you're married and it's too late to reverse the cycle!
Guys, before you choose your girl, please sit down and objectively analyze her for her :
- flirt-potential : to see the possibilities of her straying from you and flirting with all other guys after marriage;
- hiao-potential : is she going to be a fashion victim, going out to update her wardrobe every season? Which means you'll have to help settle a lotta Visa bills and build larger larger wardrobes!
- nag-potential : this one doesn't need much elaboration, does it?
- ngeow-potential : yeah... is she going to be an incessant nit-picker or is she generally easy-going?
- restlessness-potential : are you going to feel constantly insecure... as if you have to work hard to keep her interested? Do you feel that you have to kinda ''earn'' her love and approval?
- husband-abuser potential : are you 'softer' than her? would she end up physically / emotionally abusing you and you'll end up in the whiny-puppy role? 
OK... can you tell that I'm bored? -
super full of grouchyness n contempt... but i agree w yr views on TCSOriginally posted by av98m:I always wake up on the wrong side on weekdays. -
*av98m thinks our PM goes through that everyday*Originally posted by Fatum:the "waking up in bed and wondering what were you doing with this person next to you" syndrome ? .... -
u forgot the most important thing... compatibility for sex...Originally posted by Rhonda:
But then, the sucker is... you won't know until you're married and it's too late to reverse the cycle!
Guys, before you choose your girl, please sit down and objectively analyze her for her :
- flirt-potential : to see the possibilities of her straying from you and flirting with all other guys after marriage;
- hiao-potential : is she going to be a fashion victim, going out to update her wardrobe every season? Which means you'll have to help settle a lotta Visa bills and build larger larger wardrobes!
- nag-potential : this one doesn't need much elaboration, does it?
- ngeow-potential : yeah... is she going to be an incessant nit-picker or is she generally easy-going?
- restlessness-potential : are you going to feel constantly insecure... as if you have to work hard to keep her interested? Do you feel that you have to kinda ''earn'' her love and approval?
- husband-abuser potential : are you 'softer' than her? would she end up physically / emotionally abusing you and you'll end up in the whiny-puppy role?
OK... can you tell that I'm bored? -
Eh... thought that one is for folks who get pissed-drunk and do the one-night stand thang?Originally posted by Fatum:the "waking up in bed and wondering what were you doing with this person next to you" syndrome ? ....
If you go through all the hoo-ha and ceremonies and drama to get married only to have that thought, then you're one helluva blur-bloke, man!! In that case, you probably NEED that biatch you woke up beside to lead you through life by your nose-ring! Oooouuch!! And the pain will keep you wide awake and seng mohk (Cantonese) for the rest of your miserable life! -
Wait... thought you meant that when you see people queuing up by the sides of the doors to get into the train, you'll just appear and 'cut queue' and just bulldoze your way into the train?Originally posted by av98m:I've always wondered why people do that. Are they morons? Don't they knew people need to get out of the train before they go in? Boggles the mind really. One fine day I just made up my mind to bulldoze my way through such inconsiderate pricks.
Erm... sorry... miscommunication!
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this is the "sh1t how m i gona get her outa my house" syndrome.Originally posted by Rhonda:Eh... thought that one is for folks who get pissed-drunk and do the one-night stand thang? -
Originally posted by Rhonda:Wait... thought you meant that when you see people queuing up by the sides of the doors to get into the train, you'll just appear and 'cut queue' and just bulldoze your way into the train?
Erm... sorry... miscommunication!
Alamak! How can you think that of me? Of course I bulldoze my way out! Not in! -
Oh yeah, hor!!!Originally posted by skeujin:u forgot the most important thing... compatibility for sex...
It's sheer torture to be left squirming when you want a romp in the hay and SO just plain isn't interested!
Better to marry someone who's as horny as you are! Libidos ought to match for couples to have that happy Cheshire cat grin on their faces! 
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you can always drop a little blue pill into a cup of tea and serve it to him ....Originally posted by Rhonda:Oh yeah, hor!!!
It's sheer torture to be left squirming when you want a romp in the hay and SO just plain isn't interested!
Better to marry someone who's as horny as you are! Libidos ought to match for couples to have that happy Cheshire cat grin on their faces! -
Orrrrrrh!Originally posted by av98m:
Alamak! How can you think that of me? Of course I bulldoze my way out! Not in! Sowwy! Sowwy!! Thought you're one of those doofus! Sometimes, to get 'revenge', I'll stick out my feet or pretend to swing around whilst adjusting my handbag strap and *SMACKS that offensive person with my shopping bags! Yeah, the wonders of retail therapy!!
In that case, I also bulldoze my way out. But thank goodness, I don't take the MRT often. I HATE taking the blardy crowded and stinky MRT! People are packed too close together!
I prefer to take buses. Erm... only during off-peak hours and when there are seats. -
definatly. incompatability for sex is one of the reasons couples stray in their r/sOriginally posted by Rhonda:Oh yeah, hor!!!
It's sheer torture to be left squirming when you want a romp in the hay and SO just plain isn't interested!
Better to marry someone who's as horny as you are! Libidos ought to match for couples to have that happy Cheshire cat grin on their faces! -
Biangz... anyhow serve medication!!Originally posted by Fatum:you can always drop a little blue pill into a cup of tea and serve it to him .... That's like comitting professional hara-kiri, man!! If I get found out, my professional reputation will be at stake!
Plus...
... I think there are other better ways to rev up a man's appetite... provided he doesn't have that medical condition. -
But I love taking the MRT ! ... the pulsing humanity ! ...Originally posted by Rhonda:Orrrrrrh! Sowwy! Sowwy!! Thought you're one of those doofus! Sometimes, to get 'revenge', I'll stick out my feet or pretend to swing around whilst adjusting my handbag strap and *SMACKS that offensive person with my shopping bags! Yeah, the wonders of retail therapy!!
In that case, I also bulldoze my way out. But thank goodness, I don't take the MRT often. I HATE taking the blardy crowded and stinky MRT! People are packed too close together!
I prefer to take buses. Erm... only during off-peak hours and when there are seats.
I love taking the train in the evenings, to watch people ... and guess at their lives and stories ...
you can't do that on the bus though ...