Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon Jive Pad" 7th Edition
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Come let us help you chase the blues away... and replace it with a Monday full of crap!Originally posted by av98m:Man, the monday blues are really kicking my ass today.
*feels like digging a hole and burying himself in it*
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No idea... but don't think the wattage is high enough to kill anyone. You'll probably just give the poor victim a criss-cross grill mark!Originally posted by av98m:How well does it work on humans?
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It's Sunday night over here, but I don't have to work tomorrow as we get MLK Day off. No complaints there!Originally posted by Rhonda:Come let us help you chase the blues away... and replace it with a Monday full of crap! -
Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:It's your BO that's attracting the flies, you know....
/me quickly puts on a gas mask! -
Eh... what's MLK? ''Milk Lucy's Kow''?Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:It's Sunday night over here, but I don't have to work tomorrow as we get MLK Day off. No complaints there! 
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Good enough for me! *thinks about buying one*Originally posted by Rhonda:No idea... but don't think the wattage is high enough to kill anyone. You'll probably just give the poor victim a criss-cross grill mark! -
Believe me, crap will be an improvement.Originally posted by Rhonda:Come let us help you chase the blues away... and replace it with a Monday full of crap! -
Originally posted by av98m:Good enough for me! *thinks about buying one*
OK, I'm never going to turn my back on you when you're around now! -
I'm the stereotypical clean, nice-smelling, neatly groomed asian boy .... who baths twice a day ... not twice a week ..... even in winter .....Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:It's your BO that's attracting the flies, you know....
that's why females from all continents likes me ...
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Wah!!Originally posted by Fatum:I'm the stereotypical clean, nice-smelling, neatly groomed asian boy .... who baths twice a day ... not twice a week ..... even in winter .....
that's why females from all continents likes me ... Call the ambulance, quick! Quick!! Modesty just died in here!! -
My father got a pair back from China ... it's very interesting .... very good for mosquito duties too ...Originally posted by Rhonda:Speaking of which, I saw this fruit seller using an electric fly-swatter! The fly swatter is electrified so when you swat a fly with it, it sends an electric shock to zap-fry the fly!
Very satisfying to hear the SnAP!! Bzzzz... sound as the fly gets electrocuted! -
Martin Luther King Day. No milk involved.Originally posted by Rhonda:Eh... what's MLK? ''Milk Lucy's Kow''? 
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Actually, if not for the fact they're banned here, I'd buy a taser and use it on inconsiderate people when travelling by bus or mrt.Originally posted by Rhonda:
OK, I'm never going to turn my back on you when you're around now! -
Try telling that to the flies buzzing around you.Originally posted by Fatum:I'm the stereotypical clean, nice-smelling, neatly groomed asian boy .... who baths twice a day ... not twice a week ..... even in winter .....
that's why females from all continents likes me ...
By the way, how's your ankle? Has the swelling subsided? -
Originally posted by av98m:Actually, if not for the fact they're banned here, I'd buy a taser and use it on inconsiderate people when travelling by bus or mrt.
Psst! Are you, by any chance, Bear's evil twin brother? He's also pretty fascinated by taser canons! -
Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:Martin Luther King Day. No milk involved.
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Hmm... so tempted to organise a museum outing...
Yo, av98m, would you turn up if there was one?
Fatum, MG, wish I could ask you guys the same question but too bad you're both far yonder the oceans. -
Nah, most, if not all guys are fascinated by big guns, tasers, knives and other objects that can be used to inflict bodily harm.Originally posted by Rhonda:
Psst! Are you, by any chance, Bear's evil twin brother? He's also pretty fascinated by taser canons! -
Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:Try telling that to the flies buzzing around you.
By the way, how's your ankle? Has the swelling subsided?
What happened to Fatum's ankle? -
Is it inflicting bodily harm for the sole purpose of inflicting bodily harm?Originally posted by av98m:Nah, most, if not all guys are fascinated by big guns, tasers, knives and other objects that can be used to inflict bodily harm.
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Is it inflicting bodily harm so that you guys can protect your loved ones and be hero for a day?
Which one, ah? -
slipped on some ice on the pavement ... on the one day that I decided to wear a pair of low cut sneakers instead of boots ...Originally posted by Rhonda:
What happened to Fatum's ankle?
been limping since ...
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He was an unfortunate victim of gravity and the lack of traction. Read here.Originally posted by Rhonda:
What happened to Fatum's ankle? -
Originally posted by Fatum:slipped on some ice on the pavement ... on the one day that I decided to wear a pair of low cut sneakers instead of boots ...
been limping since ... Oh dear!!
Have you seen the doctor yet?
I was told by a doc that the proper way to treat a sprain - use ice on the area for the first 2-3 days to stop the swelling. After that, use hot packs in the same area to promote faster blood circulation and thus, healing.
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Museum? Which one? Actually hor, while I do enjoy reading about history, museums are not really my thing. I'd rather go hang out at fort siloso or some other place of historical interest.Originally posted by Rhonda:Hmm... so tempted to organise a museum outing...
Yo, av98m, would you turn up if there was one?
Fatum, MG, wish I could ask you guys the same question but too bad you're both far yonder the oceans. -
Actually for me, its just inflicting body harm on people I don't like.Originally posted by Rhonda:Is it inflicting bodily harm for the sole purpose of inflicting bodily harm?
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Is it inflicting bodily harm so that you guys can protect your loved ones and be hero for a day?
Which one, ah?