Rain, Rain, Go Away!

• the Bear

  13 Jan 06, 22:07

  someone should smack the old lady..
  
  cannot see the bright side of things... count her blessings..
  
  
  
  

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  I think this is a common story
  
  One old lady have two sons. Whenever it rain, she cries. Whenever it is sunny, she also cries.
  
  Anyone know this story?

• skeujin

  13 Jan 06, 22:08

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

  There's always the chance that... in the heat of the moment... well, y'know...

  well the equipment doesnt work well in cold conditions..
• sbst275

  13 Jan 06, 22:08

  Originally posted by skeujin:

  well the equipment doesnt work well in cold conditions..

  
  
  Is it?
• StarPuppy

  13 Jan 06, 22:09

  Originally posted by skeujin:

  well the equipment doesnt work well in cold conditions..

  Hot=Object expands
  Cold= Object contract
  
  
• StarPuppy

  13 Jan 06, 22:10

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  someone should smack the old lady..
  
  cannot see the bright side of things... count her blessings..
  
  
  
  

  wah...u smack old lady
  
  den she die how?
  
  
• laurence82

  13 Jan 06, 22:10

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  someone should smack the old lady..
  
  cannot see the bright side of things... count her blessings..
  
  
  
  

  senior citizen abuse!
  
  
• skeujin

  13 Jan 06, 22:12

  Originally posted by sbst275:

  
  
  Is it?

  to sum it all up its because yr little swim team down ther needs constant body heat to survive. if its cold yr equipment will shrink back into yr body to contain the heat n aviod the cold.
  
  tt will be $5 for the lesson
• the Bear

  13 Jan 06, 22:12

  well, hey.. sometimes i cannot understand those who insist on being blind to their blessings...
  
  they look at the disadvantages, then whinge and moan about it...
  
  

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  senior citizen abuse!
  
  

• laurence82

  13 Jan 06, 22:15

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  well, hey.. sometimes i cannot understand those who insist on being blind to their blessings...
  
  they look at the disadvantages, then whinge and moan about it...
  
  

  its...just a story
  
  of cuz i dont think anyone would cry like that
  
  
• the Bear

  13 Jan 06, 22:16

  i know.. but look around...
  
  you see a lot of them around, don't you?
  
  

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  its...just a story
  
  of cuz i dont think anyone would cry like that
  
  

• sbst275

  13 Jan 06, 22:17

  Originally posted by skeujin:

  to sum it all up its because yr little swim team down ther needs constant body heat to survive. if its cold yr equipment will shrink back into yr body to contain the heat n aviod the cold.
  
  tt will be $5 for the lesson

  $5???
  
  No leh, where got so ex?
• skeujin

  13 Jan 06, 22:19

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  its...just a story
  
  of cuz i dont think anyone would cry like that
  
  

  u nvr watch those HK n Taiwan drama show ah?
• laurence82

  13 Jan 06, 22:20

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  i know.. but look around...
  
  you see a lot of them around, don't you?
  
  

  i look on the bright side
  
  while other people experienced seeing helpless guys being shunned by passerbys, i saw a group of teenagers offering a packet of tissue to a drunk Bangladeshi worker who vomitted in the train
  
  
• skeujin

  13 Jan 06, 22:22

  Originally posted by sbst275:

  $5???
  
  No leh, where got so ex?

  its a very reasonable rate leh. u can even reuse the info by handing it down to yr children at no xtra charge. i run a straight business here. not a MLM.
  
  n anyway i already gave u a club 30s discount and i absorbed ths GST.
  
  may i knw wat is yr prefered method of payment?
  
  
• Rhonda

  13 Jan 06, 22:45

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  The answer is
  
  The oldest son sells umbrella for a living. and if it is sunny, no one wants to buy his umbrellas.
  
  The younger son sells straw shoes. if it is raining, no one buy his straw shoes as they can get wet easily.

  Chey!! I thought machiam what deep-deep Confucius philosophy!
  
  
• laurence82

  13 Jan 06, 22:47

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

  Chey!! I thought machiam what deep-deep Confucius philosophy!
  
  

  Ok, lemme go search for some confucius philosophy to drown everyone in
  
  
• Kenashi

  13 Jan 06, 23:25

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

  Chey!! I thought machiam what deep-deep Confucius philosophy!
  
  

  how deep do u expect a banana to get
  
• laurence82

  13 Jan 06, 23:27

  Originally posted by Kenashi:

  how deep do u expect a banana to get
  

  You..are going to get it
  
  Coming to Muddy tml?
• Kenashi

  13 Jan 06, 23:35

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  You..are going to get it
  
  Coming to Muddy tml?

  eerrr!!
  no
• Hengolobin

  14 Jan 06, 15:02

  Originally posted by skeujin:

  rain more abit lah. see if pub will complain reservior got too much water n lower the water bill.

  hhaa. dream on.
• The man who was death

  14 Jan 06, 17:32

  Cannot eat wan lor liao