I found these tragically funny
... got them from a local newspaper.
Husband's six-month itchA Saudi man is in hospital after his divorced parents forced him to marry four times within six months.
The battle began when the father insisted the boy should marry a girl from his side of the family.
The mother retaliated by ordering him to wed a girl from her side.
But the father wasn't happy with the balance of power and insisted on a third wife from his side, to show who was boss.
The mother, not to be outdone, demanded her son include another wife from her side of the family.
The son has been admitted to a hospital for psychological treatment, and is refusing to see his parents or his wife.
I tawt I taw a puddy tatA cat has adopted a bird that hurt itself when it fell out of its nest in Brazil and could not fly.
The cat, Chiquita, raised the bird in Porto Alegre, Brazil, as if it was its mother.
They eat from the same plate and the cat even uses the bird to catch other birds to eat.
Chiquita's owner, Nair de Souza, named the bird Pitico. "Pitico has even started to eat meat, because the two of them only eat together," Souza said.
"But Chiquita uses Pitico to help her catch other birds, it is really unbelievable."