Quote of the Day
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I still remember the following quote from an American History class I took years ago in college here:
DEMOCRACY is two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch.
LIBERTY is a well-armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote.
Don't recall the attribution, though. -
this is perfectly right and i have nothing left to sayOriginally posted by RaTtY81:on my left brain there is nothing right,
on my right brain there is nothing left.
excuses are poor reasons, reasons are good excuses.
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Pai seh, this is not a quote but hope it brings some chuckle.
Anniversary Gift
A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
"Tomorrow," his wife angrily told him, "there had better be something in
our driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat!"
The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package in the
driveway. She brought it inside, opened it .... and found a brand new
bathroom scale.
Funeral services for her husband have been set for Saturday. -
Originally posted by littlestream:
That's pretty funny!
Pai seh, this is not a quote but hope it brings some chuckle.
[b]Anniversary Gift
A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
"Tomorrow," his wife angrily told him, "there had better be something in
our driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat!"
The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package in the
driveway. She brought it inside, opened it .... and found a brand new
bathroom scale.
Funeral services for her husband have been set for Saturday.[/b]
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Hahaha.. that's a good one!
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one
else can see.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer
How very true!
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It is nobler to declare oneself wrong than to insist on being right -
especially when one is right.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spoke Zarathustra
But... but... that's very very hard to accomplish!
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thats only ur ego..Originally posted by Rhonda:It is nobler to declare oneself wrong than to insist on being right -
especially when one is right.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spoke Zarathustra
But... but... that's very very hard to accomplish! -
Posting this only because of another thread.
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. -
Originally posted by littlestream:
pardon me ...... what actually the wife wish for har?
Pai seh, this is not a quote but hope it brings some chuckle.
[b]Anniversary Gift
A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
"Tomorrow," his wife angrily told him, "there had better be something in
our driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat!"
The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package in the
driveway. She brought it inside, opened it .... and found a brand new
bathroom scale.
Funeral services for her husband have been set for Saturday.[/b]
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You don't have meh?Originally posted by stellazio:thats only ur ego.. 
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erm, pai seh hor.......joke nia lah.......no need think too deep. back to which, i also don't know what she wished for leh. i got this joke in my email inbox.Originally posted by InnoHippo:pardon me ...... what actually the wife wish for har?
you got any quote to contribute? no need those thought provoking ones. humour ones also can. -
Happiness is something we create in our mind
It's something we search for and so seldom find.
........Season of Joy, Helen Steiner Rice -
i've used this line from a comic at work many times before:
I'm the man you DON'T want to meet.
it was uttered by Conan the Barbarian -
If you have time to whine and complain about something then you have the time to do something about it.
Anthony J. D'Angelo -
The only time when Mircosoft creates a product that doesnt suck is when it creates a vacuum cleaner
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Thre are some folk we meet in passing
And forget them as soon as they go
There are some we remember with pleasure
And feel honoured and priviledged to know
Today, recall some of the people who have profoundly influenced your life.
....................Season of Joy, Helen Steiner Rice -
"the greatest work of fiction since vows of fidelity were included in the French wedding service" - Capt E. Blackadder describing the propaganda rag 'King & Countryman' to the naive Lt George.
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The golden chain of friendship
is a strong and blessed tie
Binding kindred hearts together
as the years go passing by.
Today, polish your chain of friendship. Keep it tarnish-free.
................Season of Joy, Helen Steiner Rice -
behind every successful man is a woman..
behind every fallen man is 2 women.. -
"When you get something for nothing, you just haven't received the bill for it yet."
Fortune cookie that accompanied today's lunch -
nice nice ...... remember to pay for ur lunchOriginally posted by Meia Gisborn:"When you get something for nothing, you just haven't received the bill for it yet."
Fortune cookie that accompanied today's lunch -
"April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four."
-Mark Twain
"Puking is great bonding, holding your friend's head over the toilet seat is kind of an intimate act."
-Bett Williams, Girl Walking Backwards
"Be who you are and say what you feel because people who mind don't matter and people who matter don't mind."
-Dr. Seuss -
If a consensus of the majority is all it takes to determine what is right, then having and controlling information becomes extraordinarily important.
--Masamune Shirow -
"Rather have it when you don't need it, than need it and don't have it"
FHM