Five Ways to Kill A Man...
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Originally posted by skeujin:u said it!!!! i didnt...
if im not wrng. bout 80% of sg females from ages 15yrs to 45yrs of age. wen they say they wana cook for u. the question will be in this context.
"do you want egg in your instant mee?"
not "you do not mind burnt water do you?" meh???
girls pls dun flame me skeujin started it -
dont forget one more...Originally posted by hisoka:
not "you do not mind burnt water do you?" meh???
girls pls dun flame me skeujin started it
"my dear hubby, what wld you like for dinner tonight? italian, japanese, chinese or western?"
irregardless of the poor hubby's answer. u will expect eithr one of these 2 replys.
"italian isit? ok ill go get changed"
"will you giv them a call. i got all their delivery hotlines on speed dial." -
Yesterday on that dating game show "A Light Affair", the dude eliminated one of the female constestants for being "too traditional" - she told him she could cook/would cook for him.
I bet the girl cursed at the people who advised her "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach" after that.
She probably would have diverted the time and money spent on cooking classes on exotic dance class or something instead.
Aaanyway, back to killing..... -
okz how about poking a person some where with a needle coated with anti coagulants? so the person can bleed to death
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he probably experienced a gf tt fits my description in my posts...Originally posted by choco B:Yesterday on that dating game show "A Light Affair", the dude eliminated one of the female constestants for being "too traditional" - she told him she could cook/would cook for him.
I bet the girl cursed at the people who advised her "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach" after that.
She probably would have diverted the time and money spent on cooking classes on exotic dance class or something instead.
Aaanyway, back to killing..... -
Would you stop eating altogether if you kena food poisoning from one food stall?
HMmmm maybe if she said she cooked in a maid's outfit, that might go down better.Originally posted by skeujin:he probably experienced a gf tt fits my description in my posts... -
i understood the first one. didn't understand the rest
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its more accurate if u put it in another context....Originally posted by choco B:Would you stop eating altogether if you kena food poisoning from one food stall?
HMmmm maybe if she said she cooked in a maid's outfit, that might go down better.
if you ever got mauled by a lion b4. wld u wana go pet another?
how bout if she dump the maid outfit n jus don an apron... -
make me do the housework..
i'm sure i will die sooner or later.. -
You are just sour grapes... because I refused to cook for you!Originally posted by skeujin:u said it!!!! i didnt...
if im not wrng. bout 80% of sg females from ages 15yrs to 45yrs of age. wen they say they wana cook for u. the question will be in this context.
"do you want egg in your instant mee?"
Too bad, now that you've insulted my cooking, you definitely won't be able to taste my gastronomic delights!
pthpth!! -
You sound like you've went through some really bad homecooked meals. (Or no meals). My sympathies. With your guidance I'm sure any girl would improve
Originally posted by skeujin:its more accurate if u put it in another context....
if you ever got mauled by a lion b4. wld u wana go pet another?
how bout if she dump the maid outfit n jus don an apron... -
did you say catastrophic delights?Originally posted by Rhonda:You are just sour grapes... because I refused to cook for you!
Too bad, now that you've insulted my cooking, you definitely won't be able to taste my gastronomic delights! pthpth!! -
Sigh... how large is your needle going to be, ah?Originally posted by hisoka:okz how about poking a person some where with a needle coated with anti coagulants? so the person can bleed to death If you're just going to poke and then withdraw, it won't do much damage at all! -
Originally posted by laurence82:did you say catastrophic delights?
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No, man! With his 'guidance' (sounds more like sarcastic criticisms actually!Originally posted by choco B: You sound like you've went through some really bad homecooked meals. (Or no meals). My sympathies. With your guidance I'm sure any girl would improve ), any girl would end up emotionally traumatised and never ever attempt to cook again! -
u already said it... even b4 this thread... u refused to cook for me...Originally posted by Rhonda:You are just sour grapes... because I refused to cook for you!
Too bad, now that you've insulted my cooking, you definitely won't be able to taste my gastronomic delights! pthpth!!
so nuthg has changed.... -
/me jots down Lau and stella's names as well...
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Previously, it was a maybe, if you invited me to use your kitchen thing...Originally posted by skeujin:u already said it... even b4 this thread... u refused to cook for me...
so nuthg has changed....
Now, it's a definite never! -
got Bear too..Originally posted by Rhonda:/me jots down Lau and stella's names as well... -
hahaha... honestly ive nvr had any gal cook for me...(cept instant mee)Originally posted by choco B: You sound like you've went through some really bad homecooked meals. (Or no meals). My sympathies. With your guidance I'm sure any girl would improve
i luv to cook if the occasion arises... so sad now got no1 to appreciate it... -
ok lar, dont boolee rhonda liao
sekarli she realli can cook..telling her that her gastronomic delights are catastrophic might be the last thing i said which i might regret when she goes to Oz
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we'll wld most probably dump the food n find more 'interesting' things to do...Originally posted by Rhonda:No, man! With his 'guidance' (sounds more like sarcastic criticisms actually! ), any girl would end up emotionally traumatised and never ever attempt to cook again! -
kitchen thing? err... stove? oven? u dunno wat they're called?Originally posted by Rhonda:Previously, it was a maybe, if you invited me to use your kitchen thing...
Now, it's a definite never!
how did yr kitchen get trashed, again? -
now i finally realise wats pic is on yr siggy. i used to tink it was condensation but now i knw its crocodile tears....Originally posted by laurence82:ok lar, dont boolee rhonda liao
sekarli she realli can cook..telling her that her gastronomic delights are catastrophic might be the last thing i said which i might regret when she goes to Oz -
whateverOriginally posted by skeujin:now i finally realise wats pic is on yr siggy. i used to tink it was condensation but now i knw its crocodile tears.... 