Five Ways to Kill A Man...
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My kitchen getting damaged by the flood is no laughing incident. You might find it funny, but the toil and labour I had to put to clean it up and have the pipes fixed and all, is not funny.Originally posted by skeujin:kitchen thing? err... stove? oven? u dunno wat they're called?
how did yr kitchen get trashed, again?
That, plus the damages incurred, what's funny about that?! 
I still have the occasional bad dream over that incident. Your joke is in poor taste. -
ok ok jus kidg w u lah... sori...Originally posted by Rhonda:My kitchen getting damaged by the flood is no laughing incident. You might find it funny, but the toil and labour I had to put to clean it up and have the pipes fixed and all, is not funny.
I still have the occasional bad dream over that incident. Your joke is in poor taste. -
somewhere, a singer sang:
Death by Matrimony
but that happens to a lot of people... just that this bear will probably be too stubborn to die -
*chortles
Errr here's another way to kill a man. Make him vomit blood and die. heheh. -
Feed him to Chief Jason.
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thats why you need anticoagulants. so that the small wound won't stop bleedingOriginally posted by Rhonda:Sigh... how large is your needle going to be, ah?
If you're just going to poke and then withdraw, it won't do much damage at all! -
Bwahaha this thread is so damn funny
I don't know if av's method will work. I don't think it will kill a man but it will sure break his spirit...turn him into a zombie
worse than being dead -
Even then, no one would die from a needle-poke in the skin wor!Originally posted by hisoka:thats why you need anticoagulants. so that the small wound won't stop bleeding If you coat it with anti-coagulant, the most you'd get would be a hematoma (blue-black).
BUT,
If you took a large bore needle, and inserted it into the artery, and then disconnect it from the syringe, leaving the needle still in the artery, the person can bleed to death!