Create our own Oxymorons!

• elindra

  27 Feb 06, 12:03

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

  Yeah! It had me laughing!
  
  

  It's so sad.....inspiration by email
  
  
• Rhonda

  27 Feb 06, 12:06

  Shinta, you got it wrong. Oxymorons are like these :
  
  minor crisis
  
  minor disaster
  
  How can a 'crisis' or a 'disaster' be 'minor', see? But when used together, they mean something.
• Rhonda

  27 Feb 06, 12:07

  Oh, this is for Lau :
  
  Good Telebanana!
• elindra

  27 Feb 06, 12:11

  OH!!! I just remembered one....you know those minutes and stuff like that? I always find this a funny oxymoron
  
  for Management Action
• Rhonda

  27 Feb 06, 12:12

  Ah... and this one I just remembered is a classic :
  
  Government for the People
  
  
• Rhonda

  27 Feb 06, 12:13

  silent majority
  
  
• Rhonda

  27 Feb 06, 12:14

  Oh! Oh!! I've just thought of one that eeeeevil!!
  
  Angelic Babies!
  
  
• elindra

  27 Feb 06, 12:15

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

  Ah... and this one I just remembered is a classic :
  
  Government for the People
  
  

  
  
  What about
  
  Governmental Efficiency
  
• Fatum

  27 Feb 06, 12:23

  
  I'm sipping on my diet coke right now ...
• alfagal

  27 Feb 06, 13:02

  Fat Hope!
  
  (when u know that chances are slim......)
• av98m

  27 Feb 06, 13:28

  People's Action Party is kinda like an oxymoron, no?
• Rhonda

  27 Feb 06, 17:46

  Originally posted by av98m:

  People's Action Party is kinda like an oxymoron, no?

  If you disappeared suddenly and without a trace, we'd kinda know what happened to you liao!
  
  
  
  
• shinta

  27 Feb 06, 17:57

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

  Shinta, you got it wrong. Oxymorons are like these :
  
  minor crisis
  
  minor disaster
  
  How can a 'crisis' or a 'disaster' be 'minor', see? But when used together, they mean something.

  i noe...
  
  but somehow i think of oxymoron me n nel comes into my head
  
  
• stellazio

  27 Feb 06, 18:02

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

  This is mild compared to what I have in mind for stella and Deathy...
  
  Good Boys
  
  

  
• the Bear

  27 Feb 06, 18:09

  idiot savant?
  
  first time i read that, i went "huh?"
• The man who was death

  27 Feb 06, 18:48

  Potato chips
  
  
  
  
• Meia Gisborn

  27 Feb 06, 21:30

  Friendly fire.
  
  Near miss.
• Meia Gisborn

  27 Feb 06, 21:33

  Originally posted by av98m:

  People's Action Party is kinda like an oxymoron, no?

  "Paging av98m. Paging av98m. The ISD would like a word with you."
  
  
• anhydrouscoppersulphate

  27 Feb 06, 21:33

  ha i know of one
  
  Fire Ice
• ShrodingersCat

  27 Feb 06, 21:34

  I feel..
  
  decidedly confused
  
  
• finoq

  27 Feb 06, 21:39

  
• finoq

  27 Feb 06, 21:40

  fiery ice
  
  reminds you of something?
  
  
• Rhonda

  27 Feb 06, 21:50

  Originally posted by shinta:

  i noe...
  
  but somehow i think of oxymoron me n nel comes into my head
  
  

  That's not an oxymoron!
• finoq

  27 Feb 06, 21:50

  some of my favourites:
  
  elementary calculus
  express bus
  Dry Ice
  Dead livestock
  considerate boss
  customer satisfaction
  bug-free software
  Anarchy Rules!
  all alone
  upside down
  tax-free
  Texas chic
  secret FBI files
  stealth bomber
  still moving
  Soviet Union
  real magic
  Recorded live
  Russian economy
  Quebec Intellectual
  pure evil
  oxymoron
  Nuclear defense
  New Mexico
  luxury bus
  hair growth
  Foolproof instructions
  
  some are sarcastic
  
  and my quote 'DiViNE EViL' is also an oxymoron <
• Rhonda

  27 Feb 06, 21:51

  Originally posted by ShrodingersCat:

  I feel..
  
  decidedly confused
  
  

  
  
  Here's another one... Unconfirmed Decision. Used a lot in Management Meetings!