Create our own Oxymorons!

• The man who was death

  27 Feb 06, 21:53

  Lady finger
  Fish finger
• SingaporeMacross

  27 Feb 06, 21:58

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

  T
  Benign Tumor
  
  

  If i recall, a tumour is not necessarily cancerous?
• 1bigmess

  27 Feb 06, 22:51

  Singapore election
• gd4u

  27 Feb 06, 22:55

  Educated Student
• Rhonda

  28 Feb 06, 11:24

  Originally posted by SingaporeMacross:

  If i recall, a tumour is not necessarily cancerous?

  'Benign Tumour' is an oxymoron because a 'tumour' is a growth... and can a growth be 'benign' in that sense.
  
  
• LazerLordz

  28 Feb 06, 11:29

  Republic of Taiwan
  
  Chinese Democracy
  
  Singaporean Anarchists.
  
  
• LazerLordz

  28 Feb 06, 11:29

  Al-Qaeda Peacekeepers!
• coffeeortea

  28 Feb 06, 11:32

  mature teenagers
• LazerLordz

  28 Feb 06, 11:35

  what a cool place! we'll look hot here!
• the Bear

  28 Feb 06, 11:36

  it exists...
  
  Cold Burn
• HENG@

  28 Feb 06, 11:40

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

  I love oxymorons because they give a good laugh and here's a site with a whole list of oxymorons :
  
  http://www.oxymoronlist.com/
  
  Their Top 20's funny!
  
  20. Government Organization (Can almost imagine our furry Civil Serpent agreeing with this! )
  19. Alone Together
  18. Personal Computer
  17. Silent Scream
  16. Living Dead
  15. Same Difference
  14. Taped Live
  13. Plastic Glasses
  12. Tight Slacks
  11. Peace Force
  10. Pretty Ugly
  9. Head Butt
  8. Working Vacation
  7. Tax Return
  6. Virtual Reality
  5. Dodge Ram
  4. Work Party
  3. Jumbo Shrimp
  2. Healthy Tan
  1. Microsoft Works ( )
  
  Do we have any unique oxymorons of our own?
  
  

  I met an oxymoron on Pulau Ubin.
  
  Tame wildboar.
  
  
• Rhonda

  28 Feb 06, 11:43

  Originally posted by LazerLordz:

  Al-Qaeda Peacekeepers!

  
  
  
• Rhonda

  28 Feb 06, 11:44

  Originally posted by The man who was death:

  Lady finger
  Fish finger

  Deathy, those aren't oxymorons!
• Rhonda

  28 Feb 06, 11:45

  Originally posted by HENG@:

  I met an oxymoron on Pulau Ubin.
  
  Tame wildboar.
  
  

  
  
  
  
  Wait... is there really one?!
• HENG@

  28 Feb 06, 11:55

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

  
  
  
  
  Wait... is there really one?!

  yup!
  if u head to the eastern end where the manor house is, thats where he hangs out all the time!
• Rhonda

  28 Feb 06, 12:01

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  it exists...
  
  Cold Burn

  Freezer Burn too.
• elindra

  28 Feb 06, 12:16

  Originally posted by HENG@:

  yup!
  if u head to the eastern end where the manor house is, thats where he hangs out all the time!

  Is it the female wildboar of Chak Jawa? If so, she died last year or was it 2004...hmmm
• HENG@

  28 Feb 06, 12:20

  Originally posted by elindra:

  Is it the female wildboar of Chak Jawa? If so, she died last year or was it 2004...hmmm

  she died?! how can it be?
• elindra

  28 Feb 06, 12:24

  Originally posted by HENG@:

  she died?! how can it be?

  It was in the papers. I can't remember but if I remember correctly, apparently someone injured her and she died from her wounds
• LazerLordz

  28 Feb 06, 12:33

  Originally posted by elindra:

  It was in the papers. I can't remember but if I remember correctly, apparently someone injured her and she died from her wounds

  that's just plain evil.
• HENG@

  28 Feb 06, 12:36

  Originally posted by elindra:

  It was in the papers. I can't remember but if I remember correctly, apparently someone injured her and she died from her wounds

  
• laurence82

  28 Feb 06, 12:38

  eh? neuros and gang organised one forum cycling outing to Pulau Ubin last year
  
  we saw the wildboar, so fun to play with
  
  sadz
  
  
• elindra

  28 Feb 06, 14:02

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  eh? neuros and gang organised one forum cycling outing to Pulau Ubin last year
  
  we saw the wildboar, so fun to play with
  
  sadz
  
  

  Last year?
  
  She died in 2004 leh.
  
  http://newpaper.asia1.com.sg/printfriendly/0,4139,64329,00.html
• av98m

  28 Feb 06, 17:16

  Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:

  "Paging av98m. Paging av98m. The ISD would like a word with you."
  
  

  I'm still here!
• laurence82

  28 Feb 06, 17:21

  Originally posted by av98m:

  I'm still here!

  woah, ISD so inefficient? must complain!~!~!