Excuses for the Bear when..........
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we make fun of his gluttony
Cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.
Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it. Don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually.
Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer. It is like saying you can extend a car's life by driving it faster. To live longer, take a nap.
You should cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables.
What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. It means a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system.
Fried foods are bad for you.
Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil.
In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for me?
You should do sit-ups to help prevent you from getting a little soft around the middle.
When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Too much chocolates are bad for you.
How about cocoa beans? They are vegetables. Eat chocolate and you eat vegetables.
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Pinky Bear really notti hor?
Vegetable oil is more suitable than oils like canola, sunflower or soya bean for deep frying
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Not naughty! Helping Bear with his excu.... *clears throat* with his comebackOriginally posted by sbst275:Pinky Bear really notti hor?
Vegetable oil is more suitable than oils like canola, sunflower or soya bean for deep frying
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there are no excuses...
only gloating -
WOOHOO!!!
i love this post.
desserts is stressed spelled backwards.
so basically, desserts are like the opposite of stressed.
so having lotsa desserts are good for ya! -
PMSL!
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i like the tnp column and the next page where we get the feedback also
i like the british guy's ones the most, yesterday got his about knights one -
Originally posted by udontknowme:WOOHOO!!!
i love this post.
desserts is stressed spelled backwards.
so basically, desserts are like the opposite of stressed.
so having lotsa desserts are good for ya!
Desserts can be sooooooo toe-curling gooooood!!
I can feel the stress melt away as the decadent desserts melt in my mouth! MMmmm...
BUT, just don't ask me to step on a weighing scale later... that's stressful!
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Pinky Bear, I'm sure the Bear is very grateful to you now for helping to defend his gluttony!
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life is short, eat wat u want...
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i sooo totally agree!!!!Originally posted by BrUtUs:life is short, eat wat u want...
i hate girls who go "omg, i just ate (insert some good food here), so fattening!!! IM FAT. eww...so sinful."
i really really HATE people who do that. -
I don't believe this!
I started a thread to 'suan' the Bear and it becomes a Featured Topic
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Why hate them next time remind them that they will get fat before they eat. After that kindly volunteer to sacrifice yourself for their greater good by eating what they bought.Originally posted by udontknowme:i sooo totally agree!!!!
i hate girls who go "omg, i just ate (insert some good food here), so fattening!!! IM FAT. eww...so sinful."
i really really HATE people who do that. -
bought some tim tams during lunchtime.. wondering if i should eat them, or the creme eggs, or the kitkat, or the oreo wafer, or the biccies...
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what if after u said that, and she offered u the food... den u realised its a plate full of stuff that u avoid?Originally posted by NewAge:Why hate them next time remind them that they will get fat before they eat. After that kindly volunteer to sacrifice yourself for their greater good by eating what they bought. -
I don't like going out with ladies who are skinny, and before they tuck in to a meal, they'll ALWAYS go through those lines like they've rehearsed it so many times liao!Originally posted by udontknowme:i sooo totally agree!!!!
i hate girls who go "omg, i just ate (insert some good food here), so fattening!!! IM FAT. eww...so sinful."
i really really HATE people who do that.
I used to go out for dinner with this gal pal of mine who'll stare at the food on the table and say, "Oh dear... that at least 800 calories! And that one... that one is just as bad...".
In the beginning, I'll grin and try to tolerate it. A few months later, I got fed up and said something like, "OK, don't touch anything on the table cause they're all too dangerous to eat! Better to just starve and keep your insides totally and forever detoxed, y'know!"
After that, I never went out for meals with her ever again! -
Originally posted by Rhonda:I don't like going out with ladies who are skinny, and before they tuck in to a meal, they'll ALWAYS go through those lines like they've rehearsed it so many times liao!
I used to go out for dinner with this gal pal of mine who'll stare at the food on the table and say, "Oh dear... that at least 800 calories! And that one... that one is just as bad...".
In the beginning, I'll grin and try to tolerate it. A few months later, I got fed up and said something like, "OK, don't touch anything on the table cause they're all too dangerous to eat! Better to just starve and keep your insides totally and forever detoxed, y'know!"
After that, I never went out for meals with her ever again! -
Originally posted by Rhonda:
WOW. a few months???
I don't like going out with ladies who are skinny, and before they tuck in to a meal, they'll ALWAYS go through those lines like they've rehearsed it so many times liao!
I used to go out for dinner with this gal pal of mine who'll stare at the food on the table and say, "Oh dear... that at least 800 calories! And that one... that one is just as bad...".
[b]In the beginning, I'll grin and try to tolerate it. A few months later, I got fed up and said something like, "OK, don't touch anything on the table cause they're all too dangerous to eat! Better to just starve and keep your insides totally and forever detoxed, y'know!"
After that, I never went out for meals with her ever again! [/b]
im a girl myself and whenever i hear someone say that i so do not tolerate it.
honestly, half the girls here have disordered eating (abnormal eating habits)... -
that lettuce you're eating? 2,000 calories..
this kong bak pau i'm eating, 20...
you know why?
coz you're bloody anorexic! you stick insect! -
Why bother thinking?Originally posted by the Bear:bought some tim tams during lunchtime.. wondering if i should eat them, or the creme eggs, or the kitkat, or the oreo wafer, or the biccies...
decisions decision...
Just eat all of them!
They are all vegetables!!!!! -
Originally posted by elindra:Why bother thinking?
Just eat all of them!
They are all vegetables!!!!! -
i ate the kitkat
opened a drawer when i was about to go home to get the key for the storeroom and found my secret stash of a Ritter block of Rum & Raisin -
Vegetables & FruitsOriginally posted by the Bear:i ate the kitkat
opened a drawer when i was about to go home to get the key for the storeroom and found my secret stash of a Ritter block of Rum & Raisin -
Alamak!!! *grabs her bag and hits da Bear repeatedly with it...Originally posted by the Bear:i ate the kitkat
opened a drawer when i was about to go home to get the key for the storeroom and found my secret stash of a Ritter block of Rum & Raisin
You just reminded me that I wanted to pick up a bar of Ritter Sports Hazelnut choc at 7-Eleven's this morning but I walked in and forgot... until now!