Subtle Sarcasms & Veiled Venom
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makes notes... never cross rhonda...Originally posted by Rhonda:I've been on the giving and receiving end of such sarcastic and caustic remarks.
I still prefer to be the generous giver in such circumstances!
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have you ever seen Rhonda in action in the forums ? .... she emasculates men with her posts ...Originally posted by breytonhartge:makes notes... never cross rhonda... -
all said, i think different situations call for different approaches, sheer brute force has its place and subtle sarcasm and veiled venom have their place too... can i use a mix of brute sarcasm?
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hence what I said...Originally posted by Fatum:have you ever seen Rhonda in action in the forums ? .... she emasculates men with her posts ... -
Originally posted by Fatum:have you ever seen Rhonda in action in the forums ? .... she emasculates men with her posts ...
How can you say that of me?!
I do not do that to ALL men, ok! I love men!
Well, not ALL men, but a few distinguished men!
And hey, I attack those who crossed me in some way or other.
pthpthpth!!
Like I said, I'm not nice - I'm just subdued! -
beneath the kitty purrings ...... a tigeress lies dormant .....Originally posted by Rhonda:
How can you say that of me?!
I do not do that to ALL men, ok! I love men! Well, not ALL men, but a few distinguished men!
And hey, I attack those who crossed me in some way or other. pthpthpth!!
Like I said, I'm not nice - I'm just subdued! -
Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, she told me she was moving.
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whenever you can't think of a response to a witty remark.. jus simply say this "Go F--K yourself". Always works.. Haha
Just do that to your frens only.. -
Artificial sweeteners are still sweet right?Originally posted by Rhonda:
*coughs! *splutters! *chokes!!
Oh yeah you are, sweetie! You're as good as them artificial sweeteners!!
Anyway I will not be held liable for any adverse effects to them artificial sweeteners -
My friend (he's male) once proclaimed on his blog: 'I am a SNAG!!!'
My retort to him: 'You ain't sensitive, you ain't new age, and for that matter... you don't seem to be a guy.'
He then proclaimed: 'Yup you're right... I am a true blue hot-blooded male!!!'
At which I replied: 'You ain't true, you ain't blue, you ain't hot-blooded... and you don't seem very male to me.' -
So overexposure to the Pinky Bear is responsible for long term damage to the nervous system and dieseases like Alzeimers?Originally posted by elindra:Artificial sweeteners are still sweet right?
Anyway I will not be held liable for any adverse effects to them artificial sweeteners 
*backs away*
*slaps forehead* I should have noticed! Saccharine IS an artificial sweetener!! -
Originally posted by av98m:So overexposure to the Pinky Bear is responsible for long term damage to the nervous system and dieseases like Alzeimers?
*backs away*
*slaps forehead* I should have noticed! Saccharine IS an artificial sweetener!!
Took you long enough to notice
*sits innocently in a corner of Club 30 sipping green tea* -
Sorry ar, looking at all the previous posts, i am appalled by my own level of sarcasms ... but i don't really understand this, can any kind soul enlighten me??Originally posted by BabyRS:"Hi, I think I've seen you here before. Do you come here frequently?"
So I replied:
"Not if you do..."
and he goes on to say :"Really, ah?"
Oh... by the way, I'm not usually this smart, I'm just making a special effort today.
Before anyone starts making sarcastic remarks on me, let me infrom u that 'Insult is foreign to me' ... -
What BabyRS is saying is that she won't be going to wherever she is going if that guy who approached her visits that place frequently.Originally posted by gd4u:Sorry ar, looking at all the previous posts, i am appalled by my own level of sarcasms ... but i don't really understand this, can any kind soul enlighten me??
Before anyone starts making sarcastic remarks on me, let me infrom u that 'Insult is foreign to me' ... -
The problem with sarcarsm is that it can be very addictive - you know you get a kick out of feeling that you are able to think on your feet and give a counter response that moment. Unfortunately, sometimes it gets so fun that the words slip out even when talking to friends.
I used to be very sarcarstic ... hmm.. but.. I realise that sometimes the words slip out so caustic , and I've seen the hurt expressions in front of me but it's too late to remedy it.
Worse, some of the people who do DESERVE IT don't GET IT.
In the end, I still feel that heck, I prefer the punch in the face instead - a brutally frank opinion stated calmly I reckon can be very forceful as well. -
i've actually thought about this.. i was at a loss of how to write it...
shro-cat has eloquently written it well..
i guess i'll keep my thoughts simple... i'd rather be bludgeoned in my face, to my face, than be stuck one in the back... -
Let me tell ye about this thick superior I have.
He has really bad breath (and unfortunately he's fond of endless rambling) so I brought a small bottle of Listerine to the workplace, and left it on his table when he wasn't around. When he returned and saw it, he asked, "Why people want to give me these things for sore throat?"
And there's very little he actually knows, apart from licking boots and kissing butt cheeks. -
yes! someone finally bears me out. take that, world!Originally posted by oldbreadstinks:personal observation,of all posts noted you were never sarcastic, you were always direct to the point.
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Sigh... you're right.Originally posted by ShrodingersCat:The problem with sarcarsm is that it can be very addictive - you know you get a kick out of feeling that you are able to think on your feet and give a counter response that moment. Unfortunately, sometimes it gets so fun that the words slip out even when talking to friends.
I used to be very sarcarstic ... hmm.. but.. I realise that sometimes the words slip out so caustic , and I've seen the hurt expressions in front of me but it's too late to remedy it.
Worse, some of the people who do DESERVE IT don't GET IT.
In the end, I still feel that heck, I prefer the punch in the face instead - a brutally frank opinion stated calmly I reckon can be very forceful as well.
Whilst those of us who manage to belt out witty lines dripping with sarcasm might feel proud of our ability to do so, it sure isn't nice to be on the receiving end.
Maybe, it's time to TRY to be a li'l angelic, for once!
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'Do, or do not.... there is NO try.'Originally posted by Rhonda:Maybe, it's time to TRY to be a li'l angelic, for once!
- Yoda. -
.. that is if you believe in karma and newton's 3rd lawOriginally posted by Rhonda:Sigh... you're right.
Whilst those of us who manage to belt out witty lines dripping with sarcasm might feel proud of our ability to do so, it sure isn't nice to be on the receiving end.
Maybe, it's time to TRY to be a li'l angelic, for once! -
Sometimes the dense ones know sarcasm well and act to seem as if they don't get it, so as to deny you the satisfaction. You can't insult someone if they refuse to be insulted
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You've reminded me of some people I know who can dish it out well, but cannot take it when they're on the receiving end and get all bent out of shape.Originally posted by Rhonda:Sigh... you're right.
Whilst those of us who manage to belt out witty lines dripping with sarcasm might feel proud of our ability to do so, it sure isn't nice to be on the receiving end.
Maybe, it's time to TRY to be a li'l angelic, for once!
I remember one such fellow I went to school with, but he seems to have mellowed with age, marriage, and fatherhood. -
I still like my Yo Momma insults
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Yo Momma has hair so big she burst the ozone with her aerosols!!!