Subtle Sarcasms & Veiled Venom

• the Bear

  21 Apr 06, 17:47

  yo momma's so fat, she has a zip code all to herself!
  
  
  
  reminds me of another silly CD i lost by 20 fingers...
  
  "you're so ugly, your daddy had to tie a porkchop around your neck just to make the dog play with you!"
  
  and
  
  "when you were born, the doctor slapped yo momma!"
  
  
• ShrodingersCat

  21 Apr 06, 17:50

  Yo Momma's so dense, she became a black hole!!
  
  hurhurhurhurhurhurhur
• the Bear

  21 Apr 06, 17:52

  heh
  
  i expanded that one in an insult before:
  
  you're so massive and dense you have gravity, light doesn't escape due to that.. which is probably why you're also kinda dim
  
  
• gd4u

  21 Apr 06, 22:17

  Originally posted by ShrodingersCat:

  The problem with sarcarsm is that it can be very addictive - you know you get a kick out of feeling that you are able to think on your feet and give a counter response that moment. Unfortunately, sometimes it gets so fun that the words slip out even when talking to friends.
  
  I used to be very sarcarstic ... hmm.. but.. I realise that sometimes the words slip out so caustic , and I've seen the hurt expressions in front of me but it's too late to remedy it.

  I have to agree, in fact, i got so caught on with sarcasm that i offeneded alot of ppl unknowingly. So, i am gald that some of my friends can stand up to my sarcasm ... Hmm, as my father always say... U may have won in speech but u just lost a relationship (in terms of friends, etc ... )
• foxwalk

  29 Apr 06, 08:08

  Originally posted by LazerLordz:

  Sarcasm is an art practised by the subtle.
  
  

  Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
• elindra

  29 Apr 06, 10:21

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  heh
  
  i expanded that one in an insult before:
  
  you're so massive and dense you have gravity, light doesn't escape due to that.. which is probably why you're also kinda dim
  
  

  
  Let me guess!
  The reaction you got was
  
  HUH?