Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 14th Edition
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He killed his whole family too la.Originally posted by av98m:Reminds me of this newspaper article from way back.
This bloke bought the same 4d number every week for years. Never won anything.
The one day he didn't buy, it came out top prize.
He committted suicide after finding out.
True story!
Not only himself.
I have to repeat this story
I asked SO to buy for me 2927 once
Buy $10 big $10 small somemore.... came out 3rd prize
Was so bloody happy
Till he smiled at me sheepishly say he bought wrongly....
Bought 2729
Bloody hell man. I never buy 4D one.....give him number buy he buy wrong and come out
So to avoid agony now...I never buy liao
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Originally posted by elindra:He killed his whole family too la.
Not only himself.
I have to repeat this story
I asked SO to buy for me 2927 once
Buy $10 big $10 small somemore.... came out 3rd prize
Was so bloody happy
Till he smiled at me sheepishly say he bought wrongly....
Bought 2729
Bloody hell man. I never buy 4D one.....give him number buy he buy wrong and come out
So to avoid agony now...I never buy liao
10k down the drain!
How did you punish him? -
withhold matrimonial rights for a month ! ...Originally posted by elindra:He killed his whole family too la.
Not only himself.
I have to repeat this story
I asked SO to buy for me 2927 once
Buy $10 big $10 small somemore.... came out 3rd prize
Was so bloody happy
Till he smiled at me sheepishly say he bought wrongly....
Bought 2729
Bloody hell man. I never buy 4D one.....give him number buy he buy wrong and come out
So to avoid agony now...I never buy liao 
wah ... I'm feeling "zek ack" tonight .... -
probaly by making him sleep alone in the living room..Originally posted by av98m:
10k down the drain!
How did you punish him? -
I never let him forget itOriginally posted by av98m:
10k down the drain!
How did you punish him?
I think that is punishment enough
Err what do you want me to do to him
I guess it's just not meant to be. I have to work for my money *sobs* -
cannot!! later go outside find women and if first time get ang bao somemoreOriginally posted by Fatum:withhold matrimonial rights for a month ! ...
wah ... I'm feeling "zek ack" tonight .... -
If I do that I suffer tooOriginally posted by Fatum:withhold matrimonial rights for a month ! ...
wah ... I'm feeling "zek ack" tonight .... -
ang bao ? ....Originally posted by The man who was death:cannot!! later go outside find women and if first time get ang bao somemore
is this a tradition of some sort ? ....
calling chickens for the first time the "tortise head" will give you ang bao ? .... -
wahahahahaaa!!!Originally posted by elindra:If I do that I suffer too
Good point!
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no lah, the chick give u ang bao, but if the chick is virgin then u give her ang baoOriginally posted by Fatum:ang bao ? ....
is this a tradition of some sort ? ....
calling chickens for the first time the "tortise head" will give you ang bao ? .... -
Originally posted by av98m:wahahahahaaa!!!
Good point! 
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will 2729 come out tonite?
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*notes that down as retort to wifey during future domestic bickerings ....Originally posted by elindra:If I do that I suffer too -
You'd be able to hear Pinky Bear's screams from any part of Singapore tonight if it does.Originally posted by InnoHippo:will 2729 come out tonite? -
Originally posted by av98m:You'd be able to hear Pinky Bear's screams from any part of Singapore tonight if it does.
Btw it did come out before later. But he bought only $2. Can't remember what prize though
If you are wondering, those are our birthdays
But I think the best was our flat.
Both my mum and him got first prize for the number Only never play it big -
Well, make sure that your wife does not have low sex drive firstOriginally posted by Fatum:*notes that down as retort to wifey during future domestic bickerings .... -
really ah ? .... then how are those chickens going to earn a living in Singapore then ? ......Originally posted by The man who was death:no lah, the chick give u ang bao, but if the chick is virgin then u give her ang bao
Singaporean men will simply pretend to be a first timer every time they go looking for wild chickens lor .... -
that is not an issue .... I think I'm .... *ahem* ... a pretty good ride ....Originally posted by elindra:Well, make sure that your wife does not have low sex drive first -
which is why i suggested a nice postcard first... some aerograms, then occasionally, put some effort into a nice letter.. one with good paper, write nicely, and if you can use an old-school fountain pen and good penmenship, even better
think about it.. if it is good for you to get a handwritten letter, what about her over there?Originally posted by The man who was death:now got email then think about how sweet it is to get a handwritten letter -
If you say soOriginally posted by Fatum:that is not an issue .... I think I'm .... *ahem* ... a pretty good ride .... -
i know what you're thinking..Originally posted by The man who was death:i thinking of being real penpals
but send letters to japan exp -
dunno leh it's like a mythOriginally posted by Fatum:really ah ? .... then how are those chickens going to earn a living in Singapore then ? ......
Singaporean men will simply pretend to be a first timer every time they go looking for wild chickens lor ....
but if it's true i think the pimp will regconise ur face bah -
Originally posted by the Bear:which is why i suggested a nice postcard first... some aerograms, then occasionally, put some effort into a nice letter.. one with good paper, write nicely, and if you can use an old-school fountain pen and good penmenship, even better
think about it.. if it is good for you to get a handwritten letter, what about her over there? -
u seem to know more den what the average 18 year old should know..Originally posted by The man who was death:dunno leh it's like a myth
but if it's true i think the pimp will regconise ur face bah -
cool ! ... just saw this commercial for a hair AND body wash ! ... for men ! ...
one bottle for all parts of the body ! ...