Useful Marketing Concepts for Flirts
-
Dedicated to Fatum
------------------------------------------------------------------
ELECTRIC NEWS
Taken from: http://newpaper.asia1.com.sg/news/story/0,4136,109159,00.html?
Net BUZZ
Useful marketing concepts for flirts
June 29, 2006
1. You say to a gorgeous girl at a party: 'I'm very rich. Marry me.'
That's direct marketing.
2. At a party, your friend goes up to a gorgeous girl, points at you and says: 'He's very rich. Marry him.'
That's advertising.
3. You get the phone number of a gorgeous girl. The next day, you call and say: 'I'm very rich. Marry me.' That's telemarketing.
4. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag when she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say: 'By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?'
That's public relations.
5. A gorgeous girl at a party walks up to you and asks: 'Are you very rich?' That's brand recognition.
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You say: 'I'm rich. Marry me!' She gives you a hard slap.
That's customer feedback.
7. You say to a gorgeous girl at a party: 'I'm very rich. Marry me.' She introduces you to her husband. That's demand-and-supply gap.
8. You say to a gorgeous girl at a party: 'I am very rich. Marry me.' She turns to face you - she's your wife!
That's competition eating into your market share.
- Spotted by Mindy Tan -
trash. its only applys to SPGS and FBIs
hahahahahahahhaa -
Originally posted by elindra:Dedicated to Fatum
......... 
-
Thought it might help you snare more victi...err I mean to help you attract more playmatesOriginally posted by Fatum: ......... -
But..but...he is rich and he wants people to marry him?
OMG -
Fatum probably pioneered a few of them concepts!
/ in awe and wonder
LOL (jk) -
ah .... you all forgot fatum's rule .....
hot chicks are ........ ____________ ............. -
-
hot chicks are passeOriginally posted by Fatum:ah .... you all forgot fatum's rule .....
hot chicks are ........ ____________ .............
i would like to kancho a hot hunk?
is that it?
-
alex wants to fight kopiosatu for Karena?
-
I think he wants to buddybuild with AV
-
Boys boys... glad to know you're all getting along so nicely
-
Me manOriginally posted by choco B:Boys boys... glad to know you're all getting along so nicely
so i dont get along nicely? -
I much prefer someone cerebral than someone drop dead gorgeous ....
cos post-coiXXX pillow talk can be so satisfying ..... -
how can a lowly, financially struggling, poor sod like me compare with a hunk like kopi who straddles his muscular, shaved legs over a hot, grunty thing on a regular basis?Originally posted by choco B:alex wants to fight kopiosatu for Karena? 
-
No, you get on hot and passionately with the guys hereOriginally posted by laurence82:Me man
so i dont get along nicely? -
They not gals meh?Originally posted by choco B:No, you get on hot and passionately with the guys here
OMG
X dressing!
-
it's all right lah, while he is dependent on his equipment to impress girls, you can rely on your er... [[ fill blank ]]
Ooh Fatum doesn't go for appearances, you should get together some time! Originally posted by alexkusu:how can a lowly, financially struggling, poor sod like me compare with a hunk like kopi who straddles his muscular, shaved legs over a hot, grunty thing on a regular basis? -
its called a kiltOriginally posted by laurence82:They not gals meh?
OMG
X dressing! -
A skirt is a skirtOriginally posted by alexkusu:its called a kilt -
sigh~Originally posted by choco B:it's all right lah, while he is dependent on his equipment to impress girls, you can rely on your er... [[ fill blank ]]
Ooh Fatum doesn't go for appearances, you should get together some time!
what could i offer except my heart full of innocence and sincerity
woe is me~ -
gender equalityOriginally posted by elindra:A skirt is a skirt -
omigod I think alexkusus is in love with kopiOriginally posted by alexkusu:how can a lowly, financially struggling, poor sod like me compare with a hunk like kopi who straddles his muscular, shaved legs over a hot, grunty thing on a regular basis? -
and you are jealous?Originally posted by av98m:omigod I think alexkusus is in love with kopi
-
Actually I'd rather sleep. I really don't know what is it about doing it that makes women want to tell you their life story afterwards.Originally posted by Fatum:I much prefer someone cerebral than someone drop dead gorgeous ....
cos post-coiXXX pillow talk can be so satisfying .....