Useful Marketing Concepts for Flirts
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it's only Fat tum at it
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Die Fatum, die!
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you're only saying that to make him appear to kancho you
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No I am not
I dont like kanchos
Candles are more desired though
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what if he kanchos you with a candle?
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female body inspectorsOriginally posted by Kuali Baba:What are FBIs? i've been spending way too much time with jez. -
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Sorry. I think having the hubby do housework for me is VERY VERY romantic. Especially if I am eating bak kwa and watching TV at the same time. I wld recommend this to all men. Don't bother with the diamond ring.Originally posted by the Bear:i think doing housework together with partner is kinda... romantic
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how about just the dishes and ironing?
those, i'm very good at...
cleaning the house, can.. but i really hate doing itOriginally posted by ShrodingersCat:Sorry. I think having the hubby do housework for me is VERY VERY romantic. Especially if I am eating bak kwa and watching TV at the same time. I wld recommend this to all men. Don't bother with the diamond ring.
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HoHo.. ok la.. u know how it is with resumes... u just need to EXPAND on whatever good points u haveOriginally posted by the Bear:how about just the dishes and ironing?
those, i'm very good at...
cleaning the house, can.. but i really hate doing it
I remember I had this neighbour.. who was a COMMANDO, huge grizzly man with botak head VERY MACHO one and very nice uncle... but whenever I go to his house... Auntie would be watching TV eating fruit and Uncle will be doing the ironing....I tot tts really sweet of him, big guy hunched over small ironing board....
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well, chores for me have never been a problem.. can easily do all of them.. just that some are more enjoyable than others... and some are... a chore
hmmm.. marketing concepts.. i can cook too!
btw, why is there a fascination with diamonds?
they've caused so much bloodshed and atrocities, i could never ever buy them.. i think sapphires (both white and blue), rubies and emeralds are much prettier
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Marbles works too. Especially in the form of accommodation and furnishing. .....Originally posted by the Bear:well, chores for me have never been a problem.. can easily do all of them.. just that some are more enjoyable than others... and some are... a chore
hmmm.. marketing concepts.. i can cook too!
btw, why is there a fascination with diamonds?
they've caused so much bloodshed and atrocities, i could never ever buy them.. i think sapphires (both white and blue), rubies and emeralds are much prettier
Personally i think diamonds and precious stones et al are an easy way out for guys. Gems and flowers. Most girls don't complain because if they dont get those, they probably dont get anything liao (maybe electrical/kitchen appliance) so they bobian.
But if the guy can be creative and give something interesting, valuable that is applicable uniquely to the specific girl that has great meaning, and will display that lots of laborious effort have gone into it to win us over, then u know - the gems and flowers can be done away with.
Look at those medieval knights! All they need to do is kill a dragon, save maiden in distress - u dont see any flowers or diamonds in THOSE stories. -
i volunteer to slay fatum
save the world from gas
but.. thing is... that's you... if the dude does the chores all the time, it ceases to become special...
people remember what stands out, no matter good or bad...
i had a theory...
a horrid guy is bad all the time to the girl until she is desensitised to it, but he does one good thing for her, she remembers that as it is something which is out of the ordinary.. she says "he loves me enough to do that good thing" and sticks with him...
a good dude who is good all the time until she is also desensitised to his goodness.. he screws up once and she remembers that one thing coz it sticks out like a sore thumb... she cries bitterly that he doesn't love her anymore and leaves him...
what do you think?
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Originally posted by the Bear:
Entirely agree. Which is why I don't do the housework all the time. And the sporadic times I do it, I make sure I point to specific areas done for appropriate appreciation and praise
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but.. thing is... that's you... if the dude does the chores all the time, it ceases to become special...
people remember what stands out, no matter good or bad...
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But then again that's me, i have high mess/dirt tolerance. So it really doesn't matter to me if BOTH of us don't do it ALL the time
I mean housework lah.
Learnt tt from my cat. See.. don't always catch cockroaches. But when you do, make sure you leave them where the owner can see them!!! I don't believe in the type of silent self suffering behaviour in a relationship where u labor silently in the hope of appreciation from ur partner. That belongs to as bad a category as .... girls who expect good surprises from men when they refuse to tell the men what they want as pressies then get terribly disappointed when they get.. uhh.... an indian pot or something. -
Originally posted by elindra:
Interesting~
Dedicated to Fatum
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Useful marketing concepts for flirts
June 29, 2006
1. You say to a gorgeous girl at a party: 'I'm very rich. Marry me.'
That's direct marketing.
2. At a party, your friend goes up to a gorgeous girl, points at you and says: 'He's very rich. Marry him.'
That's advertising.
3. You get the phone number of a gorgeous girl. The next day, you call and say: 'I'm very rich. Marry me.' That's telemarketing.
4. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag when she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say: 'By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?'
That's public relations.
5. A gorgeous girl at a party walks up to you and asks: 'Are you very rich?' That's brand recognition.
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You say: 'I'm rich. Marry me!' She gives you a hard slap.
That's customer feedback.
7. You say to a gorgeous girl at a party: 'I'm very rich. Marry me.' She introduces you to her husband. That's demand-and-supply gap.
8. You say to a gorgeous girl at a party: 'I am very rich. Marry me.' She turns to face you - she's your wife!
That's competition eating into your market share.
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My husband believes in equalityOriginally posted by ShrodingersCat:Entirely agree. Which is why I don't do the housework all the time. And the sporadic times I do it, I make sure I point to specific areas done for appropriate appreciation and praise
But then again that's me, i have high mess/dirt tolerance. So it really doesn't matter to me if BOTH of us don't do it ALL the time
I mean housework lah.
Learnt tt from my cat. See.. don't always catch cockroaches. But when you do, make sure you leave them where the owner can see them!!! I don't believe in the type of silent self suffering behaviour in a relationship where u labor silently in the hope of appreciation from ur partner. That belongs to as bad a category as .... girls who expect good surprises from men when they refuse to tell the men what they want as pressies then get terribly disappointed when they get.. uhh.... an indian pot or something.
Housework have to be equally shared (Actually not so )
Both have to work and household expenses are equally shared (He pays for more still)
Yes, I have high mess/dirt tolerance, well at least higher than him and I do make sure I get appreciation and praise when I do something
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I think sometimes its not abt equality but visible effort. Its like if one party loses the job, then the other party would be prepared to shoulder the burden - BUT when both parties are working, then both shd contribute. Same thing with housework ba... if one party is busy with lots of OT, then well, the other party either does what's required or diamdiam.Originally posted by elindra:My husband believes in equality
Housework have to be equally shared (Actually not so )
Both have to work and household expenses are equally shared (He pays for more still)
Yes, I have high mess/dirt tolerance, well at least higher than him and I do make sure I get appreciation and praise when I do something
I always think the 'maiden in distress' method works well. 
Sigh.. my maiden in distress method doesn't take in the husband anymore.
Now I just rely on good faith
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Kan_i's wife 'maiden in distress' method seems to be working very well leh. Mine fails sometimes when he is tired but it works still.Originally posted by ShrodingersCat:I think sometimes its not abt equality but visible effort. Its like if one party loses the job, then the other party would be prepared to shoulder the burden - BUT when both parties are working, then both shd contribute. Same thing with housework ba... if one party is busy with lots of OT, then well, the other party either does what's required or diamdiam.
Sigh.. my maiden in distress method doesn't take in the husband anymore.
Now I just rely on good faith
Anyway end of the day both of us are lazy
If I have a wish, I will wish that things will automatically go back to where they were and trash, dirt and dust will automatically vanish into thin air -
Yeah man.. if only everything can just disappear... life wld be so much easier... I dont mind a couple of microbes hanging around and all that... but... -looks at pile of paper next to me-.. yeah.. magic..... might help
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Yeah, I have a few carpet furballs rolling across my hall floor at homeOriginally posted by ShrodingersCat:Yeah man.. if only everything can just disappear... life wld be so much easier... I dont mind a couple of microbes hanging around and all that... but... -looks at pile of paper next to me-.. yeah.. magic..... might help Too lazy to vacuum