http://www.messygourmet.com/
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Wow... I love this site
It's completely Wacky.
An example of a recipe
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Chocolate Mooose
Contributed by the Swedish Chef
Here is his classic Chocolate Mooose recipe. It must be read aloud to get the full effect!
Noo, toodie wee well meg dee chocolate mooose. Step oone, geet a five-pound block oof chocolate. <5 lb. chocolate hefted onto table. THUNK!>
Step twoo, get dee mooose. Heer, mooosee mooosee mooosee mooosee!
Step three, put dee mooose een dee bleender.
Nuutice: dee bleender cun't hundel dee entlers. Put dee entlers een last.
Seeve dee entlers, yoo cun use dem fur furks.
Steep three: cuut chocolate eentoo leetle bite-size peeces. Heer, we uuse a cleever. < attempts to chop chocolate block with meat cleaver, but only succeeds in breaking the cleaver.>
Dees is guud chocolate. Weell, eef at furst yuu dun't succeed, pass dee buck. Get dee asseesteent. Aseesteent! Asseesteent, pulees cuut dee chocolate eentoo leedle bite-size peeces.
Theenk yooo, asseestent.
Steep fuur, put chocolate een weeth mooose, und bleend egen.
Allweeys remembur oone uf twoo theengs. Eether puut dee leed on dee bleender, ur meg shuur det yuur diiners ur een dee keetchen.
Uum! Dees ees guud mooosee! -
thats on my favourites now...
hmm...i have about 20 odd food-related sites there
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muahahahaha...
one of my fave Muppet Show characters
now with Pictorial Goodness
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Check out the trivia and tips... I found the site while I am looking for uhhhhh.. custard thickening information....
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Haha wacky