Men Are Just Happier, Simpler People
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Men Are Just Happier, Simpler People
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes that don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Thnks for reading
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Originally posted by neutral_onliner:
wrong.
One mood all the time. -
being a man sux, you have to give in to woman in every single thing. just because you are a man, everything, and then woman complain about you.
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Haha, so funny! Thanks for sharing.
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Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
not mine ....
tatty clothes are okie, but undies have the important task of holding my family jewels .....
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family jewels! haha!Originally posted by Fatum:not mine ....
tatty clothes are okie, but undies have the important task of holding my family jewels ..... -
the disadvantage of being a man is ten times what you have listed.
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it's easy for you to go over to the other side if you want .... just potong it off .....Originally posted by dragg:the disadvantage of being a man is ten times what you have listed.
not so easy for women to become men though ..... -
First of all, wedding plans DO NOT happen by themselves ^^
Second. Nuts and bolts mistakes happen ACROSS Gender.
Third. There are things known as jar openers.
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LOLOriginally posted by Fatum:not mine ....
tatty clothes are okie, but undies have the important task of holding my family jewels ..... -
Your last name stays put.
Your last name changes only if you want too
The garage is all yours.
Yeah. Especially when you get kicked out of the bedroom
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Sure, there is the wedding planner. The guy will pick up the bill
Chocolate is just another snack.
They say chocolate can be better than sex
You can be President.
Who wants to be President. You age quickly
You can never be pregnant.
It is a choice these days
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
There is something called wearing a swim suit under
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
It's ok, I dun wanna get sun-burnt and complain and whine like a baby later
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
And embarress him if he tells a lie
The world is your urinal.
Erhmm.... why do you wanna act like a dog?
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
It's ok, we have stronger bladders
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You mean people actually stop and think
Same work, more pay.
It's ok. Your pay is ultimately ours
Wrinkles add character.
Sure~ It's ok to lie to yourself and make yourself happy
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
Does it matter? You're paying for it anyway
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
People don't look down to see if our fly is open
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
Though it just confirms that you are a disgusting bastard
New shoes that don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Well we can choose to or not to
One mood all the time.
These days, it's really no longer applicable to guys
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
That is why gusy get emotionally affected for a longer period of time
You know stuff about tanks.
Does it make me any smarter, wiser, richer etc to know about tanks?
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
Agree! But I come home with 3
You can open all your own jars.
There is something called a jar opener
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
These days, I think it's expected or you're just insensitive creep
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Actually this applies to most girls as well
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
No longer applicable these days too
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
Not with the new males these days
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
I dunno...these days guys seem to be more fanatical about ironing stuff like girls
Everything on your face stays its original color.
Unless you have a secret hobby
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
Not anymore unless you're a bloke
You only have to shave your face and neck.
Trends are changing
You can play with toys all your life.
So can girls. They just get new toys like that funky interchangable diamond jewellery set
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
That's supposed to be better?
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
I don't know about that these days
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
Why do we have male manicures these days?
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
If you want food bits to get stuck to your mouth and prevent girls from kissing you... sure
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If you're serious about protecting your family jewels, you really should be using DUCT TAPE instead of a skimpy piece of undergarment.Originally posted by Fatum:not mine ....
tatty clothes are okie, but undies have the important task of holding my family jewels ..... -
you know what all this means?
simple:
The female is the deadlier of the species.
but us guys love them anyway -
and i thought gender disparity is an anachronism and should belong to the dumps
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Originally posted by elindra:
Great stuff elindra
Your last name stays put.
[b]Your last name changes only if you want too
The garage is all yours.
Yeah. Especially when you get kicked out of the bedroom
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Sure, there is the wedding planner. The guy will pick up the bill
Chocolate is just another snack.
They say chocolate can be better than sex
You can be President.
Who wants to be President. You age quickly
You can never be pregnant.
It is a choice these days
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
There is something called wearing a swim suit under
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
It's ok, I dun wanna get sun-burnt and complain and whine like a baby later
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
And embarress him if he tells a lie
The world is your urinal.
Erhmm.... why do you wanna act like a dog?
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
It's ok, we have stronger bladders
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You mean people actually stop and think
Same work, more pay.
It's ok. Your pay is ultimately ours
Wrinkles add character.
Sure~ It's ok to lie to yourself and make yourself happy
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
Does it matter? You're paying for it anyway
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
People don't look down to see if our fly is open
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
Though it just confirms that you are a disgusting bastard
New shoes that don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Well we can choose to or not to
One mood all the time.
These days, it's really no longer applicable to guys
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
That is why gusy get emotionally affected for a longer period of time
You know stuff about tanks.
Does it make me any smarter, wiser, richer etc to know about tanks?
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
Agree! But I come home with 3
You can open all your own jars.
There is something called a jar opener
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
These days, I think it's expected or you're just insensitive creep
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Actually this applies to most girls as well
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
No longer applicable these days too
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
Not with the new males these days
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
I dunno...these days guys seem to be more fanatical about ironing stuff like girls
Everything on your face stays its original color.
Unless you have a secret hobby
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
Not anymore unless you're a bloke
You only have to shave your face and neck.
Trends are changing
You can play with toys all your life.
So can girls. They just get new toys like that funky interchangable diamond jewellery set
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
That's supposed to be better?
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
I don't know about that these days
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
Why do we have male manicures these days?
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
If you want food bits to get stuck to your mouth and prevent girls from kissing you... sure
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no wonder elinda's SO is happy flying overseas.
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No he's notOriginally posted by stellazio:no wonder elinda's SO is happy flying overseas.
He calls me everyday and wants to come home -
awwww... so sweet...
you should let him snack when he comes home -
I should think he is snacking lots currently since he says the food sucksOriginally posted by the Bear:awwww... so sweet...
you should let him snack when he comes home -
Originally posted by the Bear:
-buff nails- Yeah u got that right.
you know what all this means?
simple:
[b]The female is the deadlier of the species.
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oh you havent met a gay man then?Originally posted by ShrodingersCat:-buff nails- Yeah u got that right.
they are far deadlier than any females i have met. -
mrs kan-i aside, are you speaking from personal experience here?
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Hmmmmm makes me wonder how you knowOriginally posted by Kan_i:oh you havent met a gay man then?
they are far deadlier than any females i have met. -
hahaha good old bear and elindra coming to such conclusions huh?Originally posted by the Bear:mrs kan-i aside, are you speaking from personal experience here?
lol not actually personal experience, i have seen first hand though.
LOL the more prissy the gay the deadlier lol