"To Whoever It May Concern"

• BabyRS

  6 Sep 06, 09:50

  To whoever and whatever it is that you're thinking of, post that short note, and tell it like it is!
  
  Dear Irritating Neighbour,
  
  Would you please be more considerate and STOP talking at the top of your voices? I really don't want to hear about your mother's cat dying.
  
  Thank You.
  
  Best Regards,
  Your Very Irritated Neighbour,
  Baby.
• elindra

  6 Sep 06, 10:36

  Dear Inconsiderate & $%&(# Neighbour,
  
  As much as you would like to inform the entire neighbourhood that your time of the month is here, we would rather that you keep it to yourself and stop throwing your used sanitary pad out of the window.
  
  Thank you
  
  Best regards,
  Elindra
  Your pissed off and disgusted neighbour
• dragg

  6 Sep 06, 10:45

  hello, inconsiderate, selfish, self-centred & neurotic neighbour!!!
  
  i am sick of your knocking, stamping and furniture-dragging stunt. i hope you drop dead soon and give me peace.
  
  %^&* you
  
  dragg
  your angry, frustrated and exasperated neighbour
• udontknowme

  6 Sep 06, 10:49

  to: R.A
  
  stop being such a fucking B|TCH.
  and my name is NOT monica
  
• BabyRS

  6 Sep 06, 10:55

  Dear Whoever's-Up-There,
  
  I apologize for having ranted at you at one time... I now realize that everything's working out for the best.
  
  Subdued and sheepishly yours,
  Baby.
• dragg

  6 Sep 06, 11:00

  to my former colleagues,
  
  all the worst to you people who have insulted and treated me with contempt. i will love to see you people fry in hell.
  
  $%^& you all
  dragg
  your former colleague
  
  
• BabyRS

  6 Sep 06, 11:05

  Dear Mind,
  
  Stop asking questions!!
  
  Dazed and Confused,
  Baby
• udontknowme

  6 Sep 06, 11:07

  dear me
  
  its time for bed...
  but i dont feel tired at all...
  id better wake up on time tomorrow
  
• the Bear

  6 Sep 06, 11:15

  to you stupid *&$^# $#&^ ($&#ing parasites who have big bombastic sounding titles...
  
  ALL YOUR SO-CALLED WORK IS BULLSHIT!
  
  IT REMAINS BULLSHIT, IT'LL ALWAYS BE BULLSHIT, AND IT'LL NEVER BE ANYTHING LESS THAN BULLSHIT!
  
  frustratedly yours,
  the Bear
• av98m

  6 Sep 06, 13:07

  Dear Irritating Neighbour,
  
  Would you please be more considerate and STOP beating and scolding your kid at the top of your voice? Every single frikking day? Your kid seems to have issues, with all that irritating noise she makes stamping her feet and dragging the furniture and slamming doors. I think she's either ADHD or Autistic. Please please please get help. Or go back to China.
  
  Thank You.
  
  Best Regards,
  Your Very Irritated Neighbour,
  AV.
• av98m

  6 Sep 06, 13:11

  To SMRT 's board of directors and executives, as well as the PTC,
  
  Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you,
  
  Oh, and Fuck you too
  
  Best Regards,
  AV
• av98m

  6 Sep 06, 13:14

  Dear Brain (both the upstairs and downstairs one),
  
  Please stop mentally peeling off Fiona Xie's clothes everytime I see that Marigold Peelfresh ad.
  
  Thank you,
  AV
• rathcycle

  6 Sep 06, 13:39

  Originally posted by av98m:

  Dear Brain (both the upstairs and downstairs one),
  
  Please stop mentally peeling off Fiona Xie's clothes everytime I see that Marigold Peelfresh ad.
  
  Thank you,
  AV

  what a brain...
  
• Bontakun

  6 Sep 06, 13:42

  O_o
• monoslayer

  6 Sep 06, 13:46

  Originally posted by av98m:

  Dear Irritating Neighbour,
  
  Would you please be more considerate and STOP beating and scolding your kid at the top of your voice? Every single frikking day? Your kid seems to have issues, with all that irritating noise she makes stamping her feet and dragging the furniture and slamming doors. I think she's either ADHD or Autistic. Please please please get help. Or go back to China.
  
  Thank You.
  
  Best Regards,
  Your Very Irritated Neighbour,
  AV.

  hey! we have the same neighbours!
• shinta

  6 Sep 06, 13:53

  To the idiot sharing a room with me,
  
  pls come back after i slp and leave the place before i wake up.
  
  thank you,
  
  urs sincerely
  
  shinta
• Wanda

  6 Sep 06, 14:13

  Originally posted by av98m:

  To SMRT 's board of directors and executives, as well as the PTC,
  
  Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you,
  
  Oh, and Fuck you too
  
  Best Regards,
  AV

  This one takes the cake.
  
  
• the Bear

  6 Sep 06, 14:15

  Dear Strategic Planning Department...
  
  die in a fire!
  
  hatefully yours
  the Bear
• av98m

  6 Sep 06, 14:31

  Dear Serial Cat Killer/Abuser (The Jurong one, who's killed like 18 so far),
  
  Don't ever let me catch you in the act or I will kill you with a teaspoon. Do you know how long it takes to kill a person with a teaspoon? Think about it.
  
  Up Yours,
  AV
• shinta

  6 Sep 06, 14:42

  Originally posted by av98m:

  Dear Serial Cat Killer/Abuser (The Jurong one, who's killed like 18 so far),
  
  Don't ever let me catch you in the act or I will kill you with a teaspoon. Do you know how long it takes to kill a person with a teaspoon? Think about it.
  
  Up Yours,
  AV

  
  
  hw are u gg to kill with a tea spoon?
• av98m

  6 Sep 06, 14:45

  Originally posted by shinta:

  
  
  hw are u gg to kill with a tea spoon?

  Slowly. Very very very very very slowly. Before I'm even halfway done he'd be begging me to just kill him quickly.
• the Bear

  6 Sep 06, 14:47

  don't ask...
  
  i have a lot of imagination and it's best gentle people not be privy to what goes on in my recesses of my diseased mind
  
  

  Originally posted by shinta:

  
  
  hw are u gg to kill with a tea spoon?

• the Bear

  6 Sep 06, 14:51

  Dear <******>
  
  Thank you for making me smile.
  
  
  
  the Bear
• av98m

  6 Sep 06, 15:04

  Dear Japanese AV Actresses,
  
  Thank you for make me smile
  
  
  Best Regards,
  AV
  
• Pitot

  6 Sep 06, 15:08

  Dear neighbour,
  
  Can u pls keep your fucking dog leashed and muzzled? Fucked up dog. whole day kpkb. like one siao gao.. puii! Impart some discipline to it!